Friday, December 6, 2013

What Nerds Do During Football Games

What Nerds Do During Football Games

It's pretty clear that the real draw for nerds isn't the football game itself. So in true fashion of Ohio State football marching band, I guess they tried to reach out to the nerds to come to more games using some Hollywood Blockbusters.



Truth be told, Ohio State does a lot of these really impressive marching band acts, it's rather impressive... if you have the nose bleed seats.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Repeal Day

Repeal Day

On December 5, 1933, the 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment. This was the first time that an Amendment was repealed and it was for a good reason.  The 18th was the one that prohibited the manufacture, sale and transportation of alcoholic beverages. It was a happy day when that sucker was repealed and the end of prohibition was upon us.

Now we're here 80 years later and about to celebrate the end of prohibition once again. One simple question you need to ask yourself is what are you going to do and what are you going to drink to celebrate this occasion?

If I was a betting man, I would say that your best bet is to go hit up one of the Los Angeles bars that is owned by the 1933 Group. You know, it's only fitting since they are named after the year that the 18th Amendment was repealed. but some of my most favorite moments have been in their bars. From Big Foot Lodge to La Cuevita and even Oldfield's Liquor Room. The theme that the bars set are just perfect for the day of celebrating.

And if that wasn't enough, all their bars will be offering a very cheap $1 cocktail made just for Repeal Day between 7pm and 9pm.

So yeah, that's what you can be doing, I know I'll be celebrating it up some because it's a very special day for me

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Hanukkah Honey, One More Night, Don't Be Late!

Hanukkah Honey, One More Night, Don't Be Late!

I'm not Jewish, but I play one for the sake that I work in Hollywood. But I did celebrate the first night of Hanukkah by eating some yummy potato pancakes, killing off a bottle of manischewitz and lighting a menorah. Yeah, I own a menorah. Go figure.

In any event, as we approach the last night of this festival of lights, I'd just like to post this video so I can properly insult everyone equally this holiday season.



Such a funny little ditty.  Besides, I'm busy on the actual last night of Hanukkah going out and celebrating Repeal day and Krampus Day

The Spices Must Flow - Sriracha Be Gone

The Spices Must Flow - Sriracha Be Gone

So after back and forth with your typical NIMBY's and a company that is creating a bit of a hot pepper smell, it appears that the makers of the popular Rooster sauce Sriracha will be forced to closed their doors.
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge Tuesday ordered a Sriracha hot sauce plant in Irwindale to partially shut down in response to smell complaints from nearby residents.
Judge Robert H. O'Brien ruled in favor of the city and ordered sauce maker Huy Fong Foods to cease any kind of operations that could be causing the odors and make immediate changes that would help mitigate them.
The injunction does not order the company to stop operating  entirely, or specify the types of actions that are required.
The city of Irwindale sued Huy Fong Foods on Oct. 21 after nearby residents complained of heartburn, inflamed asthma and even nosebleeds that they said were caused by the spicy odor coming from the hot sauce plant.
O'Brien acknowledged in his ruling that there was a "lack of credible evidence" linking the stated health problems to the odor, but said that the odor appears to be "extremely annoying, irritating and offensive to the senses warranting consideration as a public nuisance."
He also wrote that the odor could be "reasonably inferred to be emanating from the facility," and determined that the city is "likely to prevail" in declaring the odor a public nuisance, according to the ruling.
Irwindale officials applauded the judge's decision.
"We believe it's a strong ruling that acknowledges and is reflective of the concerns that the community has raised about the health impacts of the odor," said City Atty. Fred Galante.
Huy Fong officials did not return requests for comment Tuesday evening. 
The ruling will take effect as soon as the judge signs the injunction, which Galante says will be filed as early as Wednesday.



Forget all the rushing to black Friday sales. It's pretty clear that everyone was rushing out to the walmarts trampling over bodies left and right in order to get the last of their precious hot sauce.

I mean, it's pretty clear that the Irwindale officials don't give a shit about all the jobs that this is going to cost. And right before Thanksgiving and Christmas. How kind of them, wouldn't you say?  It seems that any factory is going to throw out a smell that isn't going to be all that pleasant.  Irwindale needs to take the good with the bad.

Let's face the facts here. Irwindale isn't your Sunnyville U.S.A or anything. The place boast the attraction of a race track. Yeah, I imagine that the smell of all those high octane cars burning gas isn't going to be pretty either. What with all that carbon dioxide put out there. How about you shut down that? Anyone who decides to live in that industrial slum deserves all the smells that any factory around there is cranking out.

But hey, who can argue with their sound logic. Sure, they don't need any more jobs in Irwindale. They must enjoy being poor and unemployed. They just want the company to relocate and find a new area that would like the tax revenue that a huge company that makes hot sauce would bring in to the community.

It's comical because the owners just spent millions building their factory based on the approval of the city. I bet it's about time to sue the city for granting those permits for the factory when they really shouldn't have.  They lured the company in with deferred payment schedules.

That's what really bothers me about this whole situation. It seems like Irwindale is just all happy that this happened. That jobs are lost and that they want to keep their tax revenue in the company, but want the bad element of the smell to just go away. As if a business owner is just going to do all the dirty work somewhere else and come here to bottle. Forget that, at best, you're going to see the plant go to another neighborhood that will be accepting of it and give it just enough tax breaks to make it worth not having to deal with anything related to Irwindale.

I'm not mad because I may lose out my breakfast sauce. Let's be real here, this is going to be made somewhere. Maybe not Irwindale, but the demand is there and this just puts it out there even more. Much like Twinkies. This stuff is going to be selling like hot cakes. The banned in Irwindale hot sauce.

Fuck them.




Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Letting A Little Joy into Your Life This Holiday Season

Letting A Little Joy into Your Life This Holiday Season

For many, this time of year is pretty much filled with depression and thoughts that are filled with negativity. I can't blame them. I have been there. The whole commercialization of the holiday and the consumerism really makes it a matter of putting it to your face that you need to be a consumer.

Then you have the crushing isolation that this holiday brings. For many who are away or don't have a family, this forced family functions just lends to the feeling of isolation. Even if you're in a relationship or have a family. You may not always want to be around so much cutesy shit.

Sometimes it's hard to get into the holiday spirit. Especially when it's been sort of hijacked by a lot of different meanings and causes. Either way, I would like to bring a little joy to you. Because it's amazing what something small could eventually lead to.

Just look at what a single quarter could produce in terms of public joy..



Happy Holidays. Try to survive them, will you now

Monday, December 2, 2013

Hey Guys, It's The Ice King

Hey Guys, It's The Ice King

Now that's winter is actually here and Thanksgiving is over, how about we focus on the real Old Man Winter.... THE ICE KING!













 These prints are simply amazing. I would hang that shit up on the wall. Gunther, get me a hammer and a step ladder. I said now!













Sunday, December 1, 2013

Play For That Mother Fucking Money - Treme

Play For That Mother Fucking Money - Treme

Tonight is something special. Tonight is the start of the last season - if you could even call it that. It's more like a mercy killing of a show that has a little part of me. Back in 2006 I was coming from Florida back to California on a road trip and part of it was to stay in New Orleans... Let me put it this way... it was post Katrina New Orleans. In fact, it was just two weeks before Mardi Gras kicked off. The place was still a mess, but you saw a lot of hope around.

In any event, HBO's TREME comes back tonight for five more episodes to close off the series. It's been an amazing 3 seasons so far, I can only wait to see what is in store for our characters as we reach the end.