Monday, April 29, 2019

PAUL RUDD - AMERICA'S ASS

PAUL RUDD - AMERICA'S ASS

No Paul, you're really America's ass and I love it. The man is comedic gold in the most effortless way as well as completely ageless in every possible way. I'm not sure how he does it but I'm pretty sure the real Avenger that everyone wants to be like is Paul Rudd.

Now here's more proof why.


Sunday, April 28, 2019

A SONG OF FIRE AND VANILLA ICE

A SONG OF FIRE AND VANILLA ICE 

Well, it's the day. This is going to be a shit show of a fucking Game of Thrones episode where you'll probably have all of your favorite characters at the edge and cliffs of potential death. So, how about we just add so sort of levity to this whole thing and try not to get so emotionally, cause this shit is going to be very very rough....



Saturday, April 27, 2019

JENNY OF OLDSTONES

JENNY OF OLDSTONES 

This weekend's Game of Thrones episode may have been more set up to the epic battle of Winterfell that is about to happen, and it's a given that it will be a hard fought battle with the potential of huge amount of failure and death.

But the song that they sang in it was both beautiful and it probably has a lot of foreshadowing of all the dancing that will be done in the crypt tomorrow. The song, which is basically the song for House Targaryen and a huge hint at what tomorrow's high death count will be like.



So enjoy while I coast right in to just another sort of lazy ass blog post.

Friday, April 26, 2019

AVENGERS ENDGAME - DON'T TALK TO ME

AVENGERS ENDGAME - DON'T TALK TO ME 

I mean, look, the guy isn't wrong.




A little crass? Perhaps, but I say again, he isn't wrong. After Endgame, I'm sure a lot of us will need a solid half hour to contemplate the meaning of it all. I mean, you can only expect at least that much after 11 years of Marvel Movies building up to this.


What I'm saying is.. HE ISN'T WRONG.

Thursday, April 25, 2019

AVENGERS ENDGAME

AVENGERS ENDGAME 

No spoilers, you shouldn't ruin the Endgame for anyone. But 11 years later, we reach the end of this run on this story today. I'm crazy excited. So I'm not going to say much today other than just leave this video....



I'M GONNA FEEL SO MANY FEELS TONIGHT

Monday, April 22, 2019

PRESIDENT DUTERTE HAS A BIG DICK

PRESIDENT DUTERTE HAS A BIG DICK 

I'm sort of confused why we don't hear this sort of thing about Trump more often, but it looks like the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte just likes to tell everyone that he has a huge dick.

After calling opposition senatorial candidate, Chel Diokno "Ugly", something that he has done many times already, Duterte then said that a man is measured by his character. He then said that a man's good looks won't matter if he has a small penis. This is also not the first time he talked about this. He would have been unhappy if God gave him a tiny penis, he went on to say. The crowds laughed as they typically do.

But Duterte continued on about his dick size that during his trips to the YMCA as a student, he would draw admiration while walking around nude. That he thanks his father for gifting him a long dick genes.

Yup, I'm just... eh... not sure how great it is to talk about it like that. It's something to be a grower and not a shower.  Then again, Duterte is just a piece of shit and we can leave it at that.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

INFLUENCERS ON VACATION

INFLUENCERS ON VACATION 


Tired of dealing with wannabe-instagram "influencers" begging for free shit in exchange for promoting the target of free shit's items, the owner of a beach club in the Philippines decide to take a stand against this stupid action. The manager and co-owner of the White Banana Beach Club on the island of Siargao, Gianluca Casaccia went ape shit at the whole subgroup of leaches in the blogosphere saying
"We are receiving many messages regarding collaborations with influencers, Instagram influencers, we kingly would like to announce that White Banana is not interest to collaborate with self proclaimed influencers and we would like to suggest to try another way to eat, drink and sleep for free. Or try to actually work for a living."

It has gotten to the point where these freeloarders would write shit like "Hi, I'm an influencer, we like your place, we're staying from XXX in February to XXX February, we're three people, you provide food and drinks and we draft an Instagram post and we tag you on our story."

The thought that was your big business model for gathering brand appeal and promotion is fucking crazy. It just goes to show that everyone now a days thinks they're some play maker that can get away with asking for something for literally nothing.

Then again, this shit isn't anything new. Photographers, editors and other media content folks who try to get your material in exchange of "exposure". Yelpers who fucking gave the noun yelper a terrible name because they were demanding little shits.  Influencers is just the new normal of shit heads trying hard to be relevant

This does bring to light the nature of the whole concept of the so-called influencers. Many people just assume because they bought a lot of bots or have a lot of follows that they some how make a difference to anything now. We live in this Kim Kardasian world were folks just want to be famous for existing and it's really sad.

Some got offended by being called out and suggested that their social media manager should have handled it a lot better, but fuck that. you need to cut the weeds in order to survive and the only way you'll do that in this case is by making it as obvious as possible that you aren't handing out free shit to freeloaders.

Even the concept that influencers can provide a huge boost of recognition to the location seems far fetched because now with the digital age, you don't need someone else to prop you up and promote you as much given the fact that there's so many other ways to get promotion for your business in the digital age.