Sunday, April 7, 2013

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

On this my name day, I would like to share with you a little video of the making of the upcoming newest Daft Punk album. Enjoy



Now to go party like Charlie Sheen.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Drone Attacks Kill More Civilians Than Terrorist

Drone Attacks Kill More Civilians Than Terrorist

Fact. But hey, let's all pretend playing with little flying toys that have the ability to kill you for looking funny is just the same'ol, same'ol. This is 13 minutes well worth your time.


Friday, April 5, 2013

A Bit About Home Protection And Guns

A Bit About Home Protection And Guns

Here's a gun ownership fact you should probably be aware of;

- You're 17 times more likely to shoot a family member than a burglar if you keep a gun in your house and home invasions make up less than 2% of all break-ins, which are pretty rare crimes to begin with.


And in actuality, it's less than 2% in reality. That number is skewed because police have redefined interrupted burglary, which is thieves mistakenly assuming nobody is home and are suddenly surprised by the residents, as a 'home invasion', which used to mean someone forcibly entering knowing the resident is home and expecting or starting a gun fight.

The old definition of home invasion got redefined as 'drug or gang related shooting' because, well, that's what causes that. But the machine gets to have it both ways - the pigs lump things together or split them up in whichever way gives them numbers they want. Don't believe all the hype in "home invasions"

Besides, if it's a real "shoot and loot" they will be professionals, there will be a bunch of them, and there will be no defense or escape. You will be dead. But even if "kill the burglar" types understand this at an intuitive level, That's why their fantasy is always ambushing a guy trying to steal their TV and not defending against a surprise assault against a group of ex-black ops soldiers or cartel shock-troops. Which are clearly outfitted with automatic weapons and body armor anyway. So this whole shoot on sight everything that looks vaguely human first and not asking questions later group will still kill you before you know it.

Sure, you may be able to blow away a meth head who thought you weren't home, but there will be no Rambo, there will be no Dirty Harry nor Jason Bourne situation. You will just be going for the ambush. Besides, it's also pretty funny how society will consider a television more valuable than a human being's life depending on where that human is standing. But generally when you bring that up, they claim that it's always about protecting their home and family. Not at all about protecting their things.


Thursday, April 4, 2013

Youtuber's, You Gotta Up Your Game

Youtuber's, You Gotta Up Your Game

I know a couple of people who do YouTube videos for a living. Well, the bar has been set just a little bit higher with this video





Get your shit together, homies.



Wednesday, April 3, 2013

What's Wrong With Fascism?

What's Wrong With Fascism?

It seems to me that once we divorce ourselves from the liberal fiction of "human rights," which laughably claim to dictate values irrespective of culture, the problems claimed against fascist theory immediately evaporate if we are willing to accept a little death and temporary oppression in the pursuance of a higher goal, what greater goal is there than the genetic perfection of the human race, and the reaching toward the Overman?

Just think about it, fascism is sort of unironically cool... That may be just my humble opinion.

The primary problem with fascism is it's nihilistic atheism. Humans are genetically hard-wired to believe in God and losing the richness of cultural faith would be a devastating blow to humanity.

America is by definition of a fascist state. And hey, you like America, right? I guess the problem most folks realize is that they like their imaginary human rights. Even if they are too much effort to maintain. True, it's a lot easier to trick people into controlling themselves than it is to actually control them. Humans are hardwired to believe in that sort of thing.

When you look at it, the so called evils of fascism, and the so called evil of communism are both fictions created by the western world in order to make itself look a bit more middle of the road. When in fact it exists at an ideological extreme. I have to reconsider all of it since you have to question Fascism being better than Neoliberalism when they're obviously the same thing.


Fascism
A small group controls every aspect of society under the guise of "the will of the people"
Liberalism
A small group controls every aspect of society under the guise of "the will of the people"
Socialism
A small group controls every aspect of society under the guise of "the will of the people"
Communism
A small group controls every aspect of society under the guise of "the will of the people"
and why each thinks it is the best
for fascism because the others are not fascism, and for the others because everything else is fascism

The only thing left is just considering if this is freaky Mussolini and Franco death cult fascism here, because I'm a busy man and five hours a day praising my glorious leader is really too much time for me to handle.

In the long run, there are about a million things wrong with fascists that nobody cares to speak about because they don't realize how hilarious it all really is. The only reason they had any success is the rest of the world couldn't fathom another war so shortly after the last one grinded every able-bodied male on the continent into slush.


God Bless our fascist state. 



Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Feeling Feisty


Feeling Feisty

For some reason I just love this music video for its simplicity. Perhaps I just love black and white stripped shirt wearing free spirits who just bang on drums and light fireworks. I mean, they're fireworks...



Yeah, that made my day.










Monday, April 1, 2013

A Foolish April indeed

A Foolish April indeed

I constantly have to remind myself that April 1st is probably the one day out of the year that I don't want to be anywhere near the computer or the internet because of the massive amounts of stupid April fools jokes. Many of which are beyond lame. But it seems like with spring here and everyone sort of refreshed from a long winter, it's all about making a joke or two. Maybe it's just the cabin fever finally settling in that the holiday takes its roots from.

Then again, maybe I shouldn't complain that the internet can take a day off of the serious business of posting cat pictures and getting hit in the crotch and have some sense of humor to it. In any event, I sort of have loved the actual creativity that is put into all these.


In unrelated news, turns out YouTube finally has enough entries and will be shutting down:

Thanks for all your great entries.
YouTube finally has enough videos to begin selecting a winner.
What do you think is the #bestvideo on YouTube?

We've been thrilled with all of the diverse, creative entries we've seen so far, and we can't wait to begin the process of selecting the best video. We'll be announcing the winner in 10 years.




What else? Well, how about Half-Life 2 Episode 3 is coming! Failing that, how about Half-Life 4?
(Neither of these are official Valve pranks, I wonder if they got something lined up at all)

And if it's treasure that you're after, how about some Google Maps introducing an amazing new treasure map feature. https://maps.google.com/

But they're not stopping there. Welcome Gmail Blue...


Image hosting site Imgur is going to turn to the world of snail mail for your picture uploading needs.

And then there's the concept of having a Glass-bottomed plane Which, well. If you ask me is a bit strange. I have no clue why you'd want to be looking at everyone's bags for the whole flight, but sure. Why not.

How about some Skinny Skinny jeans?


And on Hulu, you now have the ability to watch episodes of Itchy and Scratchy, Inspector Spacetime and NumberWang! In short, it's starting to be a very unproductive April 1st.