Showing posts with label Michael Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Moore. Show all posts

Friday, September 25, 2009

Michael Moore - Yeah, I Went There

Michael Moore - Yeah, I Went There

When I was younger I used to read a lot of Moore's books. I enjoyed them. They didn't have as much silliness as his shows and films. But if we're going to talk about anything Michael Moore, let's just get it out of the way already, Yes. he's fat. Are you right wingers happy now?

I can't say I hate Michael Moore. Because I don't. He has some really good ideas regarding what needs to be made into a documentary but his goofy grandstanding and prop comedy is dumb as hell. I remember watching TV Nation and loving it, but the only issue was his handling of some of the material. Clucky the chicken? Stop with that shit. No wonder they don't take you seriously and think your warnings are crazy talk.



I remember watching Roger and Me in my high school econ class years ago and being really depressed for a week or so. Then the next week we discussed it in class again and the only thing the rest of the class remembered was the rabbit lady and I was even more depressed.

In his latest film Capitalism: A Love Story, he takes on corporate America. Which you would expect would draw a lot of attention. He was doing Sicko a while back and look at where we are with our univeral health care discussion. But unlike other Michael Moore films, that attract a lot of negative attention when it comes to his stunts, this one, oddly enough, got a different reaction..

This from the interview caught my attention:
It happened while he and his crew were shooting the climax of the movie, where Michael decides to mark Wall Street as a crime scene, putting up yellow police tape around some of the financial district's towers of power.

While unfurling the tape in front of a "too big to fail" bank, he became aware of a group of New York's finest approaching him. Moore has a long history of dealing with policemen and security guards trying to shut him down, but in this case he knew he was, however temporarily, defacing private property. And his shooting schedule didn't leave room for a detour to the local jail. So, as the lead officer came closer, Moore tried to deflect him, saying: "Just doing a little comedy here, officer. I'll be gone in a minute, and will clean up before I go." The officer looked at him for a moment, then leaned in: "Take all the time you need." He nodded to the bank and said, "These guys wiped out a lot of our Police Pension Funds." The officer turned and slowly headed back to his squad car. Moore wanted to put the moment in his film, but realized it could cost the cop his job, and decided to leave it out. "When they've lost the police," he told me, "you know they're in trouble."
I suppose this really jumped out at me because in the past, it's been really easy to ignore Michael Moore as a fanatic liberal who had no impact outside of circles his ideas already float in. But now I'm a bit surprised because if these cops wont even exercise their just authority to silence him, then how will our union hold together?

I mean, is this what the NYPD is doing instead of busting blacks and Mexicans for decriminalized amounts of pot? Come on NYPD, get off your ass already. I recall in history that pretty much every successful revolution in history has featured at least some form of revolt by the army or its junior officers... Can this be the writing on the wall? Not that there's going to be a revolution in the US anytime soon...



The greater lesson here is you shouldn't fuck the police? Which is troubling because I have been writing a "Fuck the police" blog post for months now and never got around to finish it. I suppose that at the end of the day, most cops are victims. Just like everyone else in the bottom 99%. It's just that cops have the power to make you a victim. I find the irony here a bit too much to handle. Kinda sucks when you're the one taking it, doesn't it?

I mean, he doesn't like what the banks have done because he was personally affected. What a fantastic guy. It's the American way. Only give a shit when it starts effecting you. World War II, 9/11. We turn our eyes away when it's not involving us and don't give a shit about the cause unless it's us being affected.



What's funny is that all the people who are pissed off that banks are failing and companies that are so huge their failure would mean economic disaster, these people are madder than hell about the bailouts because that's socialism. But then you start talking about shoring up regulatory agencies to prevent these same companies from acting in such a way so they won't need a bailout and all of a sudden it's "we don't need big gubbinment getting in the way of the free market."

Then you watch the footage from the tea party march on Washington and suddenly it's not funny at all. If you'd written a screenplay about all that's gone down in the last eighteen months or so and shopped it around to the major studios in 1992, nobody would have considered it a plausible enough scenario to be worth optioning unless it was written as a spoof or black comedy. Now it's a documentary.



I don't get the hate for Michael Moore fromthe left. The fact that he's fat and often smug has nothing to do with the content of his messages which are mostly entirely appropriate and correct. Yeah, sometimes he panders to the easy sell, but let's look over to the republicans who have been playing dirty pool for some time now. Ann Coulter wouldn't be any less an aborrent monster if she was softspoken and articulate.

What I'm trying to say here is that the right wing is pretty fucking unreasonable. Yes, I know, it's a lot of original insight. I didn't say I was breaking new ground here. I'm just stating my opinion. Which is that I'm looking forward to seeing this film. I'm sure I'll agree with a lot of the opinions expressed by this fatman that both the right and the left seem to have a strange relationship with, but then again, both the right and the left have been doing some pretty strange things lately.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Built Tough, Built Detroit Tough

Built Tough, Built Detroit Tough

But not built strong enough to balance a check book. A couple of weeks ago the big three auto companies went to Washington and asked for a hand out and left hoping for a 25 billion dollar bailout much like the mortgage companies before them. Needless to say, they got schooled in a terrible fashion.

Plans to vote on a $25 billion bailout for the "big three" automakers were scrapped by congress yesterday after discussions focused, not on how the industry will fix the problem with taxpayer money, but on how they each used corporate jets to travel to Washington DC to beg for money.

They go back to Washington to not only plead their case again, but to add to the amount they were originally asking for. Their major change was that the showed up in their companies own hybrid cars. Those same cars that they really didn't care about when they were building the large SUVs.


Think of all the jobs that will be lost.....
Oh wait, they're already gone.

There is no business that is too good to fail. These car companies saw the writing on the wall. Oil prices were set to go up for months as the value of the dollar was dropping. Continuing to build gas guzzling SUVs and pushing those cars was the last thing they should have done. These are the same companies that killed the electric car. Who never offered it for sale and limited all the release to simply being leased out.

The threat of not passing this bail out means that massive lay offs will occur in the auto industry. I call bullshit on that. Yeah, people will be out of a job. but they'll be out of a job if they get the money anyway. Do you think a bail out will allow business to run as normal? For about how long anyway? The Pontiac Solstice is made in canada and Buick is made down in Mexico. Toyota, on the other hand, is still building their cars in in Kentucky and Georgia. So it's not a matter of it being too expensive to manufacture a car in America. It just shows that it's difficult to maintain a business when all you make is crap.

Those jobs were lost long ago anyway. Hey, let's take a look at Motor City..



I wonder what Michael Moore would say?


Look at that open road




Letting them go broke is the best thing to do. Then they'll learn from their mistakes and make better business choices. Will this make them go under? Not all of them. No. I imagine that they will be crippled for a while but they'll pick themselves up by their bootstraps eventually releasing quality products.

It may very well be a tragic situation for the American economy. Just because something is tragic doesn't mean it shouldn't happen. Do you know how many beer companies have gone out of business? How about the ice man or the milk man. Those careers were lost with the fridge and while it may have been tragic, it was progress.


Is there still a speed limit if there's no residents in the residential area?

If Zenneth couldn't make a tv for under the price that the competitors should we have bailed them out? If people are making products no one wants, why should we continue funding that? We didn't bail out the pony express when the post office came to be. And we certainly didn't bail out the post office when online bill pay came in and took a huge chunk of the customers from them.

As much as I enjoy unions, I understand that the Unions in the auto industry have essentially priced their services out of the range of the U.S. consumers. They are hiding legacy prices to pay off old employees. If any sort of bail out should occur, it should be for the employees. Take whatever billion dollar bail out they would give to the car companies and just divide it up to all the employees.

I can't understand how the same company that is getting the bail out but those who bought cars from them and can't make their payments are getting those cars repossessed. Just like the mortgage companies who are still foreclosing on homes on those who made loans they couldn't pay back.

So what's the answer to all these problems with people not buying enough cars to keep these companies afloat? Clearly not a Buy 1 Get 1 free sale!


That's right. A Chicago car dealer has you ultimate buy 1 and get 1 free deal.
An Oak Lawn car dealership has started a new and unusual promotion: Buy one 2008 Chrysler Pacifica and get a second car, a 2008 PT Cruiser, for $1.
Frank Mancari started the deal on Saturday as a way to get people calling, booking appointments and visiting his Oak Lawn car lot at a time when many car dealerships are struggling to draw in customers.
"It's a once in a lifetime opportunity," Mancari said today, with an enthusiasm only a car salesman can muster. "There's no secret: the industry is slow right now. We're trying to generate activity with a great deal."
It works like this: Mancari said he wants to move the 2008 Pacificas off his lot. Those in stock are priced at $37,000 to $40,000, he said. The vehicles are larger, SUV-style, family luxury cars, he said. The PT Cruiser is also new but has low-mileage, and would give the buyer a more economical vehicle too.
"It's a great deal," Mancari said. "These are two great cars."
Mancari had five 2008 Pacificas on his lot, 4630 95th St. in the southwest suburb, Monday afternoon. Once they are all sold, the offer ends.
Just look at the bright side. This means the dealership is just trying really hard to clear space for the new stuff!. Is there even a medium sized car anywhere on that ad? They really shouldn't put the mpg on the ad, they should just say something vague like "improved fuel economy WOW!!" I can already see the ad that runs during late night tv for these car dealerships.

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO BUY OUR WORTHLESS OVERPRICED, HORRIBLE GAS MILEAGE PILES OF JUNK THAT WILL FALL APART IN 2 YEARS?!

WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?!?! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT AMERICAN JOBS ARE AT STAKE HERE?!?!

AMERICAN JOBS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY AN AMERICAN CAR

throw in two pairs of truck nuts and I'm sold! All of those shitboxes are named to appeal to red-state America, invoking a false sense of patriotism or some make-believe rustic values:
PATRIOT
LIBERTY SPORT
TOWN & COUNTRY
GRAND CHEROKEE
WRANGLER

Get rid of it all. All of it. Grand cherokee is such a tasteless name for an american car, it's like if volkswagen made a car called the majestic jew.

It's tragic when people care more about if that thing got a hemi instead of how practical it may be. Don't get me wrong, I like me a muscle car as much as the next guy, but those rides are better left for the weekend drive.


It gets both 0mph on city and highway roads

I don't even know how to drive an automatic. From what I hear it's like driving a stick, except instead of changing gears you talk on your cell phone. You just treat the gas like a "go" button don't try to modulate the throttle. If you need to go less fast mash on the brakes

As I write this a scaled down bail out is happening. Something along the lines of 15 million. I'm sure that'll last a couple of months before they come back to the well looking to squeeze blood from a stone. In the long run that's what this is. Our country is deep in the red and yet we're still lending out money. Oh how ironic.

I guess it was a given that this bail out would occur in some shape or form. Unions are big backers to the democrats, which have control of the senate right now. Not because of the jobs potentially lost but because of the money and support potentially lost in their re-election campaign.

I'm just wondering if we're going to get Roger and Me 2 out of this bailout deal?