Showing posts with label television products. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television products. Show all posts

Monday, July 13, 2009

Paying Your Boob Support

Paying Your Boob Support

I'm a little confused by this latest product on the market. Maybe you can help me out here but from the makers of Snuggies comes Kush:



So this is where you come in. What the hell? So they're charging $55 for this product? How can they justify charging $55 plus shipping for a fucking adjective noun. Most of all, how can you justify buying something for $55 plus shipping for something I would do for free?!

I mean, would it even work all that well? We're in America, land of the strongly hormone filled milk. Most of "dem tetas" would just ooze right over that product. Yup, I just typed that.. I know, I can't untype that and I'm sure I'm not going to get any lovin' for some time now but it's the truth. I don't know what the hell this is all about.

Maybe as a guy who isn't fat enough to have tits myself I don't know the trouble of dealing with boobs on a regular basis. If I'm lucky, I'm only holding them once in a while. I'm aware that there's back problems, and because of that I'm more than happy to provide a sort of back massage. I mean, it's the only gentlemen thing to do, right?

But do boobs really present the problem of not being able to sleep on your side because of a lack of support at night? I never was aware of this. I feel for the boobs of the world. Wait, that just took on a double meaning. Either way, if you gals want to enlighten me into why a product like this needed to be created or if it actually does anything, I would like to know.