All Hallow's Eve!

All Hallow's Eve!

This is one of my favorite Holidays. But then again, that is what any emo fucktard would say. I dig the whole spooky shit and death. Yeah, totally emo. In any case, I also like costumes. But let's keep the bedroom talk out of here! Cause Halloween being here is just the start. We have Day of the Dead and All Saint's Day to look forward to. But let's get this party started right with some DANCING MOTHER FUCKIN' PUMPKIN! 



Awwww yeah!

LED Halloween Costumes

LED Halloween Costumes



It's not too late to make your kids Halloween costume as baller as this.




It's a good thing that you just got them some shitty Sponge Bob costume. That way they won't get as much candy this way. Think of the cavities you're saving your not-as-cute child by not putting them in the best Halloween costume ever.

Another Costume That is Better Than Yours

Another Costume That is Better Than Yours

This is why most people don't even bother with Halloween. How can you compare to this?



He gets all the treats. ALL OF THEM.

Some Horror Television For You

Some Horror Television For You

With the scares out in full force, here's a couple little shorts.. well, sort of short horror inspired flicks for your Halloween enjoyment.

The first from the 80's twilight zone series. This one was actually produced by George R.R. Martin, and written by Stephen King and Harlan Ellison and is all about some little dude's very rational fear of Gram gram. I mean, with their cheek pinching skills, you best be afraid.




The next one is from a Boris Karloff hosted Horror Anthology Show. Why we don't have more of those besides American Horror Story, I do not know. But this episode is based on a spine-tingling Weird Tales story by Robert E. Howard, about two brothers who get stranded in the middle of nowhere in an abandoned home. Which ends up not being all that empty.

The episode was praised by Stephen King as one of the scariest things ever. So hey, don't die on me.



The last is a classic that you know full well about the story of, but you probably never saw it. Which is a shame since it's part of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour in a story called The Monkey's Paw. If that doesn't strike a chord in your psyche and give you an idea, perhaps you should just watch this and learn some pop culture references;



Because what's more scary than getting what you wish for? Besides being careful at what you do, because it may just come true.

Wes Anderson's Halloween Horror

Wes Anderson's Halloween Horror

While I may say that SNL is long past its prime of being good, there's a nugget that is worthy of watching every now and then. This is one of those moments.

Conjuring Up Some Scares

Conjuring Up Some Scares

Since it is the Halloween season and The Conjuring is one of those films from last year that clearly have a "based on a true story" type of thing that most horror flicks have been abusing the shit out of for a while. So what does this mean? Well, it's time to fudge the truth. Here's the real life ghost hunters'



Here's the real Annabel doll. It's not as scary as the one in the film. Though I do think that it's a little bit creepier. 



Here's one of the daughter's the movie is based on;


Enjoy trying to sleep at night now.

Sokka's Space Sword

Sokka's Space Sword

It's the Halloween season, go figure that you should think of costumes. But the key to a good costume is a good prop. How about checking out this SPACE SWORD!



Oh man, that would be pretty swell to have a space sword.