It's not too late to make your kids Halloween costume as baller as this.
It's a good thing that you just got them some shitty Sponge Bob costume. That way they won't get as much candy this way. Think of the cavities you're saving your not-as-cute child by not putting them in the best Halloween costume ever.
He joined the ranks of being a professional writer in 2007 and at the time of this writing is yet to be fired. He was born in Los Angeles and has worked on a number of films and TV shows. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice. You can find my scribbles and mind rants on this and various other websites. Updated daily with social commentary/comedy as a method to keep on writing.