Happy Birthday, Baby Jesus!
Yo, Baby J-Dawg. You know who I'm talkin' bout. The J-man, J. Christ. He rollin' 12 deep with a posse and always makin' that water flowing into wine, ya' hear. In any event, Congrats, dawg. It's yo birthday today. And I know we all celebrating in our own special way by bustin' them gifts all open and what not in your honor. See, that's why you my dawg, dawg. Even on yo birthday, you giving it out to all of us homies out here by getting us a gift.
So to you, J-Dawg, I say Happy B-day, yo