IT'S APRIL FIRST, JUST LOG OFF THE INTERNET
I'm honestly telling you for your own sake. Just log off. Nothing good happens on this day on the internet. Everyone assumes they're some comedic lords and it's the most annoying stupid pranks possible. You're better off just logging off and coming back online tomorrow. Because today will be nothing but half assed jokes that you will see well through any of them as sad attempts of humor.
Think Geek will come up with stupid products you know they wont produce. Nerdist will do a lot of dumb shit that you wouldn't even believe on a normal day. I mean, the whole internet thinks they are some witty mother fuckers today and you just have to chalk it up as this is just some stupid day that you just need to avoid the internet on.
Walk away. It's not worth it.