Sandra Lee - Food Network Is Porn

Sandra Lee - Food Network Is Porn

No, this isn't a repeat even though I'm getting ready for comic con. This is just another example of how Sandra Lee is one of my favorite train wreck of a Food Network program to watch and freeze frame. Sandra Lee is one of those Food Network stars that I really don't want to anything she ever makes because she really can't cook. But at the same time I don't hate her like I do Rachael Ray. That bitch has got to get shanked cause she's filled with EVOOL.

Sandra lee, on the other hand.. I can't really blame her. She's a drunk... a crazy one at that. Maybe that's why she keeps on doing these things on camera. I mean.. just look at this. She's teasing all those male viewers of the Food Network. You know, all three of them..



Why hello, what do you have in your hand there?



Oh dear god! Naughty naughty girl, you!



Now that face.. yeah, she's getting into it.



Almost finnnnnished...

Then she has the nerve to eat an apple pie on the air?



This one is just too fucking easy





Now that's a satisfied face right there.



"I have this friend that I keep in my nightstand, it helps me to fall asleep at night"



There you have it folks.. Sandra Lee sexing up food network with food porn.

Sandra Lee - Semi Homebaked

Sandra Lee - Semi Homebaked

Once again we have MORE fun with Sandra Lee. Why not? I'm at comic con, anyone who's reading this and isn't at comic con isn't going to care about comic news. Might as well have some more fun with freeze frame images on the ever so drunk Sandra Lee.

"Guess what I'm on!"


"I wish this was real beer"


"Sometimes we ask the video guys to run it through a yellow/reddish filter so that you can't see how strung out I am and how much I've been crying!"


"The liquor rolls off the spoon into the drink..."


"Zoom in and get a shot of this so the folks watching can see"


"Sometimes it's just one of those days"


"What do you mean what's more fake, my hair or my cooking?"



"oh god I can never remember what this shit is for"


"that looks like a teaspoon of rum *WINK* "


If that's not the face of a drunk... I don't know what is.



As you can see, Sandra Lee is a mad drunk. And that's partially why I'm thinking that she's A-okay in my book.

Sandra Lee - Once More With Feeling

Sandra Lee - Once More With Feeling

You may think I have a strange fascination with Sandra Lee. You'd be correct. So here's one more for the road. This strange fascination comes from the fact that Sandra Lee has the best freeze-frame expressions at times. Unfortunately they run their video through a blur sometimes to cover certain things up

Who wants a hug?


It's going to be one of those nights


Oh yes


So, what do you look for in a man?






No photoshopping done other than reducing it from 1920. I mean, seriously.. not even the colors are correct and I adjust my tv perfectly. Best way to get rid of the redness of looking toasted.. cover the entire screen in red/orange tints.

Sandra Lee - Lessons In Saucing It Up

Sandra Lee - Lessons In Saucing It Up

This is Sandra Lee


I know what you're thinking. She looks $#%$ wasted! Yes. Yes she does. While I think her cooking is terrible and her show has equally terrible productive values, I do like to tune in. Mainly because she seems to have many lessons in saucing up your drinks. That is, she pours it on till she's just about to pass out.

"Oh hey, look what I found"


Yes, she models with the vodka.


She's got a death grip on that bad boy


Guess how much she poured into that sucker!


Only one way to find out..


Count one one-thousands. The more she has her lips around that, the more it has to have


Ok, this is just turning me on now..


20 seconds...


So only half the bottle.


Back to turning me on... Oooh cleavage.


Think this is an isolated incident? Let's jump to another episode.

"It's good stuff because the lid is square!"


"See? Square!"


Some of the best freeze frame material possible!


"Momma needs her medicine since daddy's been ignoring her!"


"Oh yeah..that hits the spot"


"Oh yeah...."


"I feel like I can now face the day!"


"Do you need a pick me up?"


"Some damn good camouflage isn't it?"


"Can't see me!"



Ah Sandra Lee. Keep being the crazy self that you are!