Showing posts with label gay sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay sex. Show all posts

Saturday, November 27, 2010

The Pope Said A Thing...

The Pope Said A Thing...

So now that we're all into the Holiday season and everyone's into the whole Jesus thing, I guess it's time to listen to something the Pope said..
Pope says condoms acceptable 'in certain cases'

Pope Benedict XVI says that condom use is acceptable "in certain cases", notably "to reduce the risk of infection" with HIV, in a book due out Tuesday, apparently softening his once hardline stance.

In a series of interviews published in his native German, the 83-year-old Benedict is asked whether "the Catholic Church is not fundamentally against the use of condoms."

"It of course does not see it as a real and moral solution," the pope replies.
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"In certain cases, where the intention is to reduce the risk of infection, it can nevertheless be a first step on the way to another, more humane sexuality," said the head of the world's 1.1 billion Catholics.

The new volume, entitled "Light of the World: The Pope, the Church and the Signs of the Times", is based on 20 hours of interviews conducted by German journalist Peter Seewald.

Until now, the Vatican had prohibited the use of any form of contraception -- other than abstinence -- even as a guard against sexually transmitted disease.

Benedict sparked international outcry in March 2009 on a visit to AIDS-ravaged Africa when he told reporters the disease was a tragedy "that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems."

To illustrate his apparent shift in position, Benedict offered the example of a male prostitute using a condom.

"There may be justified individual cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be ... a first bit of responsibility, to re-develop the understanding that not everything is permitted and that one may not do everything one wishes," Benedict was quoted as saying.

"But it is not the proper way to deal with the horror of HIV infection."

Well, isn't that something. I'm sure I could fill the rest of this blog with tons of articles and other such stories showing the horrors that the catholic church's standing on condoms has caused the world, especially in third world countries and the massive high number of aids cases in Africa, but that would be too much effort and it's the Holiday season after all.. Gotta rest up as the year comes to a close.



Then again, this won't change anything. No reasonable catholic ever gave a shit about what the Pope said. Hell, it's hard enough to find a reasonable catholic itself. Even if this is a step into the right direction for the Pope to do away with silly nonsense of trying to get the masses to produce like cattle.

It is a bit alarming that there's probably going to be a lot of religious idiots who will be upset about this reversal of a long time practice of shunning condoms as sinful. I mean, just look at the response by the Catholic church because the Pope stated an opinion..
But, as the Vatican noted in a longer, Italian version of its statement, the pope's remarks were made in a "colloquial and not magisterial" form. In other words, they represented his private opinions rather than official teaching.

Writing for the Catholic World Report website, US academic Janet Smith, argued: "The Holy Father is simply observing that for some homosexual prostitutes the use of a condom may indicate an awakening of a moral sense."
Ha. What a load of shit. So they pinned it that it was simply his opinion but has no baring on the stance the church has taken. That would be like Obama stating that racism shouldn't exist, but that our nation will still racially profile and the views are simply of that one head leader..



How could the church continue on with this stupid stance that using condoms will still send you to the fiery pits of hell? I guess it's a double win for them if they keep this stance. Those folks who are religious nuts will still be having tons of kids, who at least one or two will be more than willing to give money to the church as a life long member.

Not to mention that the less gay people who are for Jesus, even though the church tells them he hates them, will not use condoms because A.) The church says it's wrong and B.) because it feels a whole lot better. Leading the chances of AIDS in the community that much bigger and killing off the gays for the church.

I guess I should just settle with the Pope at least agreeing with the concept that using condoms should be something folks should practice. I wonder what his stance on double bagging is? Or maybe I just shouldn't take my sexual advice from someone who's not suppose to have sex.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Bareback Mountain - I Wish I Knew How To Re-elect You

Bareback Mountain - I Wish I Knew How To Re-elect You

Being hip to the latest technology crazes is one way to appeal to more demographics. The problem comes when you bring your old world terms that have taken new meaning to this technology. Doing so may very well alienate your voter base. Like how this Indiana Republican candidate tweeted something he should of thought twice about..
Twitter can get you fired and it can get you hired. It can put old friends back in touch and provide fuel for raging ego wars. And it can also put less-than-savvy politicians in the position of having to explain why they are traveling from town to town engaging in unprotected sex.

At least, that’s the impression that followers of Jon Fussle, a Republican candidate for County Commissioner in Kosciusko County, Indiana got when the Fussle tweeted yesterday:



“Barebacking,” you see, has two meanings: Riding a horse without a saddle is probably more common among middle Americans. Riding–or being ridden by–another man, without a condom, is the alternative meaning.

Indiana resident Dan Turkette pointed out Fussle’s faux pas on twitter, asking, “Sure that’s what you want to post?” To which Fussle responded, “Why? Is there some sort of innuendo I’m not aware of? Have you ever ridden a HORSE bareback before? It’s awesome.”

After three minutes of radio silence, Fussle’s twitter feed published a shocked exclamation of ignorance, confusion, and general embarrassment.



As the more prurient definition of “barebacking” does not involve a horse at all, there is a good chance that Fussle still does not understand what happened. And this is why it is dangerous for politicians to use Twitter. Or the Internet.

This is pretty funny. It's like someone sounding guilty and every time they try to explain it further, they just sound MORE guilty of the act. "I was on the back of a horse for the sole purpose of transportation, I repeat, I was NOT having sex with a horse!"

What a STICKY situation this guy is in. I could only find one video for the actual Brokeback Mountain quote and oddly enough it was on Spike.com. What the fuck, Spike. You trying to say something here? I mean, you do have every UFC show around...

Let's be honest, you've never ridden a horse bareback before? I hear it's awesome and many people claim that bareback is the only way to ride. I haven't. But that's because I always ride safe.

But since when does bareback mean only unprotected gay sex? I thought it always meant any sex without a condom for as long as I've heard it.

Maybe, just maybe I'm actually intensely interested in Kosciusko County, Indiana. Maybe after this slip of the twitter thumb Jon Fussle may take a hit in the polls. Who isn't fascinated with the race for County Commissioner, and he's just one of several candidates in a packed field.

My journalist sources inside the Kosciusko Republican Headquarters (Exit 21 next to the Holiday Ham Factory and Howard Johnson) have said that there's an even larger story waiting to be told. Apparently Bob Conley had a bunch of personal stationary printed up saying BOB CONLEY: KOSCIUSKO COUNTY COMMISSIONER before the election was even held!

Hey Bob, maybe you haven't heard this, but America is still a democracy, how about we let the people decide who gets to be County Commissioner for a change? How about that. Perhaps you can follow me on twitter for more details of this race that happened in May 2010 so he isn't even a candidate so much as some elderly man from rural Indiana who failed to win an unimportant election being unaware of the latest gay slangs.

I thank you for all the support you've given me. Keep fighting the good fight and shout out to my family, especially my mother. You carried me for 9 months, now it's my turn to carry you.