Showing posts with label photoshop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label photoshop. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Turning Movie Posters Into Teenage Advisories

Turning Movie Posters Into Teenage Advisories

The problem with kids these days is that they don't listen to just about anything but the mainstream media. How are we suppose to give them warnings and advisories if we can't capture their attention? There has to be a better way. Now there is! We simply have to hide the message in things they like. Let's say movies. Take a look at the latest wave of teenage advisory ads. Hopefully they'll work.


It really is a horror movie come to life.













I wish I knew how to quit you!








Is the craze taken you yet?












They'll be more. Especially since it's the Holiday time and I'm far too busy to write inane topics of current affairs. Ok, that's a lie. But you'll understand if there's a lot of comical filler like this in the days to come.


Monday, November 10, 2008

Kickin' It With Kim Jong-il

Kickin' It With Kim Jong-il


Will The Real Kim, Please Stand Up?

Glorious people of north Korea, do not believe the western dogs lies in speaking badly against the condition of your glorious dear leader Kim Jong-il. Your magnificant leader is in great health and has been touring army bases in between going to the latest releases in theaters. He certainly did not suffer from a stroke. Nor did we photoshop dear leader in any picture to fool you. Carry on and work for the mighty and powerful leader Kim Jong-il.

Just to show you that dear leader is alive and stroke free we show you these others pictures of the very much alive and non-brain operated leader. See how he has fun. See how he is very much alive and not dead, as many are speculating because they are jealous of North Korean super power.





Our dear Leader was seen welcoming new American oppressors. He looks forward to threatening him with nuclear weapons as he did previous american swine leader.






So roney.






He'll be spinning all weekend.






To be honest, everyday in North is like Battle Royale












Where's Wal... Kim Jong-il?




Well, he did have a love for film. It only makes sense









He's McLovin' this media attention







Prink Froyd


One of our leaders favorite films


Kim roves Rinkin Park.

In truth, he really was at that army base



Now back to work, North Korean slaves. Nuclear warheads wont make themselves!

Brought to you by the state-controlled media of North Korea. All rights reserved. Any rebroadcast of this without the unwritten approval of our glorious leader will be met with threats of nuclear war, you American scum.