Showing posts with label North Korea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label North Korea. Show all posts

Monday, June 7, 2010

Video Games Kills Kid

Video Games Kills Kid

I mean it. I'm not even trying to be all mid 90's conservative parents either. A video game literally caused the death of a small child in South Korea. Pretty fucking amazing, right? I bet you're wondering how the fuck that happened.. Well, I'll fuckin' tell you how!
Internet addicts guilty of starving baby to death

By SANGWON YOON (AP) –

SEOUL, South Korea — A South Korean couple were convicted Friday of abandoning their newborn daughter, who starved to death while they addictively played an online game raising a virtual child.

The husband, a 41-year-old taxi driver, and his 25-year-old wife were sentenced to two years in prison, but the woman's term was suspended because she is pregnant.

The couple played at Internet cafes on average 10 hours every day and bottle-fed their baby only once a day, prosecutors said in an affidavit.

The girl, who was born prematurely and weighed 5 pounds (2.25 kilograms), was often fed rotten formula and was beaten when she cried out of hunger, the affidavit said.

They found her dead when they returned to their home in Suwon, just south of Seoul, after an all-night gaming session last September, the ruling said. They hid at a relative's home after a autopsy found the baby died of malnutrition.
It's clear I have to point this out again because.. what the fuck...
A South Korean couple who were addicted to the internet let their three-month-old baby starve to death while raising a virtual daughter online, police said.

The game enables players to interact with Anima and as they do so, help her to recover her lost memory and develop emotions.
South Koreans can't really be this serious about their Bideogames, right? I just have to know, what the fuck game were they playing? Because I can't guess from the description they posted. Here I thought I was pretty good with video games, or at least keeping in the loop but I have no clue what the fuck they are talking about in the story.

Why is it that all these people who let their kids die from neglect are playing games I have never fucking heard of? It makes me wonder if I'm really missing out. It's like hearing that some junkie died from a really really good hit of cocaine or something. You start to wonder if you're missing out on the grand scheme of things. So what does this thing look like?



You have to wonder how committed these people really were to the video game. They obviously took time away from playing video games because somehow the woman got pregnant again. Don't they know about birth control? Condoms, Motherfucker!!!

It also makes me wonder if anyone has ever done anything criminally neglectful because they were too busy writing stupid blogs daily or looking at porn on the internet. I just really have to wonder about these things. I guess I have seen a lot of stories like this, including people dying of exhaustion from days of playing. Man, I can't wait till South Koreans all die at the iron fisted hand of glorious Kim Jong il. Only then will I totally own at Starcraft.

We have to take a moment and think about the situation that South Korea is in. Just imagine America during the Cuban missile crisis or all throughout the cold war against Russia. Is South Korea today anything like we were as people, constantly waiting for the second that the other shoes drops and a bomb hits us. Just think about their war with North Korea. That shit has to be scary. Nothing some helpful headbanging couldn't fix...



I really wonder if the mentality of "YOU WILL DIE AT ANY SECOND BECAUSE NUCLEAR BOMBS!!!" from ol' Kim Jong il, that MMOS are the Korean versions of cocaine and synthesizers as a means to deal with the stress. I get the concept.
Koreans : Internet :: Native Americans : Alcohol
What the fuck is up with South Koreans using all these internet cafes instead of owning their own PC? I can understand why there might be lots of Chinese who need to do this, but in South Korea? Come on.

The lesson to be learned here is that Video Games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are available to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playng through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fulfilling than going out, fucking some chick, high fiving yourself and calling it a night.



Maybe this has nothing to do with video games. Maybe this is just how South Koreans are. They're just like this sometimes and there's nothing we can do about it or change the status quo. Look at me right now, I can totally relate. I'm really hungry right now but I'm way too busy writing a blog post for a daily blog hardly anyone reads to go make some dinner.

Maybe we're making a big deal out of this. Abortion kills way more babies than Korean video games, right? Maybe we should ban abortions instead... or maybe we should ban abortion and video games together.

Though perhaps we're taking away too many rights. Maybe we should go the other way. Just think, Mothers SHOULD be able to kill their babies at any time in the first year. They're allowed to kill it within the first two trimesters anyway, so they should apply that to post-birth as well. Meaning that they could kill their young within the first 2/3rds of their life... or 48 years. Sounds about right to me.

And if that's too much to ask for, perhaps we should just settle on my classic view that up until the baby/child can pass the mirror test, it's no different than killing a cow or a pig in terms of death of something that isn't self aware. Typically that self-awareness happens within the first 18 months... so you mothers better hurry up and decide if you actually want to keep the baby or if you just want to play some online video game.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Bill Clinton Should Be King of America

Bill Clinton Should Be King of America

This is simply a reminder that despite some shitty domestic policies and international bombings, which if done correctly, would have stopped 9-11, Bill Clinton was probably the best President since FDR.

I mean it. The dude was fucking awesome in every way possible. If you need any more proof, even the New York Post has how he's so bad ass.



He did something no one has done for a while. Deal with an unreasonable short freak who wears pant suits... And when he's not dealing with Hillary, he's totally working his voodoo over in North Korea.

If you haven't heard or you just don't give a shit about world news, North Korea had some local journalist and wouldn't let them go.. and thus.. Bill Clinton was called in..

Aug. 5 (Bloomberg) -- Bill Clinton’s trip to Pyongyang to free two U.S. journalists has given his host, Kim Jong Il, a moment in the global spotlight that may help open a path for a return to talks over North Korea’s illicit nuclear-arms program.

The success of the former U.S. president in securing the release of reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling eases strains created by North Korea’s nuclear and missile tests and the regime’s refusal to return to negotiations, former U.S. officials said.

The international attention from Clinton’s visit gives the North Korean leadership “an opportunity to pull themselves off a ledge” and a chance for the U.S. to benefit from “a ratcheting down of tensions and a potential for re-engagement,” said Victor Cha, who ran North Korea policy at the White House National Security Council under President George W. Bush.

At stake for President Barack Obama are the prospects for persuading Kim to abandon the North’s nuclear-arms development and his regime’s belligerent behavior. Clinton’s wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has spearheaded a campaign to enforce sanctions on North Korean shipping and foreign assets to push Kim back to the table.

Obama called the journalists’ families and expressed his relief that they will be reunited, according to a senior administration official who briefed reporters on the condition of anonymity. Clinton’s visit was “a private mission,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters yesterday.
So what did Hillary have to say about the subject?

"he was so relieved, and so happy to bring these young women home"
- Hill Dawg



And yes, before you point it out, it's 2009 and we're taking it old school to making jokes that were played out a decade ago regarding Bill Clinton keeping it in his pants. If you don't get my joke, let me break it down for you. This is potentially humorous because Bill Clinton had a reputation for philandering that dogged him throughout his presidential administration so it is ironic that his wife would so enthusiastically describe him "bringing young women home", a deliberate misunderstanding of his diplomatic accomplishment. Now you're up to speed.

Back to Hill-Dawg regarding North Korea. Did you know that North Korea blasted Hillary Clinton on July 23, calling her “a funny lady” whose recent comments “suggest that she is by no means intelligent,” in remarks released by the state-run news service. I think it's pretty ironic that they let two of their prisoners go to her husband. Maybe they just felt bad for him.


"We're getting the BAND back together, man!"

Either way. Fucking-A! Bill Clinton back in da House! Way to upstage Obama on his Birthday. Oh, you republicans... making such a big deal about a blowjob. He just rescued two ladies in North Korea from making your wal-mart merchindise, get this man five or six interns to give him some oral pleasure!

You guys gave him shit for smoking pot (but not inhaling) but he deserves a toke for this act of bravery. Carter got some Noble peace prize for his work over seas. Give Bill Clinton a fucking award! Cause he sure doesn't have a Trophy wife to put up on his mantle. Ok, I'm just giving Hill-Dawg cause I have a friend who is in love with her. Though she loves Bill even more. So hey, High five! Bill Clinton Rocks!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Kickin' It With Kim Jong-il

Kickin' It With Kim Jong-il


Will The Real Kim, Please Stand Up?

Glorious people of north Korea, do not believe the western dogs lies in speaking badly against the condition of your glorious dear leader Kim Jong-il. Your magnificant leader is in great health and has been touring army bases in between going to the latest releases in theaters. He certainly did not suffer from a stroke. Nor did we photoshop dear leader in any picture to fool you. Carry on and work for the mighty and powerful leader Kim Jong-il.

Just to show you that dear leader is alive and stroke free we show you these others pictures of the very much alive and non-brain operated leader. See how he has fun. See how he is very much alive and not dead, as many are speculating because they are jealous of North Korean super power.





Our dear Leader was seen welcoming new American oppressors. He looks forward to threatening him with nuclear weapons as he did previous american swine leader.






So roney.






He'll be spinning all weekend.






To be honest, everyday in North is like Battle Royale












Where's Wal... Kim Jong-il?




Well, he did have a love for film. It only makes sense









He's McLovin' this media attention







Prink Froyd


One of our leaders favorite films


Kim roves Rinkin Park.

In truth, he really was at that army base



Now back to work, North Korean slaves. Nuclear warheads wont make themselves!

Brought to you by the state-controlled media of North Korea. All rights reserved. Any rebroadcast of this without the unwritten approval of our glorious leader will be met with threats of nuclear war, you American scum.