Showing posts with label stealing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stealing. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Stealing Time, Unwilling Mine.

Stealing Time, Unwilling Mine.

Let's Talk About Stealing! At this very moment I am stealing. Yes, your time is, or at least should be valued at something and here you are reading this. Ha, don't worry, you're in the minority as I'm sure there's not MANY readers. But since this is the Holiday season and it's all about going shopping for others for that perfect gift, it should come as no surprise that with the increase of people out there in the store and the current economic situation, stealing may be on the rise.



Perhaps it's a good time to talk about stealing. I know you don't steal. What with your upper-class upbringing and considering you already get everything you want without having to work for it, so it's irrelevant for me to ask you why you're stealing. But what about the rest of you folks? From what I heard, it's no longer just a pastime for bored housewives and rebillious tweens. Stealing is now the only moral choice in this corrupt world! Stick it to the man and get yourself some new eyeliner in the deal. Be a brave soldier waging a just war against corporatism and the exploitative owners! Or just simply snatch something free of charge for the hell of it.

Come on, I heard it's cool to steal these days. Think about it, it's more of a crime to manufacture sneakers than to steal them. Think of all those poor slave labor kids forced to work for a dollar a day making those cool pair of Jordans you're sporting. I guess stealing food is also cool.. I suppose. But stealing consumer goods produced by slave labor in the third world really isn't much better than buying it. You're still supporting a very disgusting act.



Ok, I'll fess up. I don't think anyone actually thinks they're all Zapatista rebel superhero for snatching up a pack of gum because that's obviously silly. But it's still interesting to talk about whether it's immoral. I mean, just think about it, Private Property is the real theft if you think about it... If you're smart enough to get away with stealng, in a capitalist society where anything goes, there is nothing "wrong" with stealing. Free Market, Bitches! Why should you be held to morals and ethics while the folks on Wall Street have tossed them out. Look were that got you!

Desire destroys civilization..... Ok, try not to think about it. I'm really talking out of my ass here. But still, these are things that once could think about if you're really bored in the check out line at Old Navy buying someone some terrible shirts. I accidentally stole a multipack of crisps once because the stupid self service check out wouldn't scan it or weigh it properly. I suppose I'm going to prison now, aren't I?



Just don't get caught because you will be punished.. Ok, maybe not. Wal*mart has a policy that if you shop lift anything under $50, they don't press charges and send you off on your marry way. That got me to thinking, what if you had 100 people shop lift one item under $50 every day. That will eventually add up and stick it to them, right? Either way, I suppose we shouldn't bring morality into it.

It's not hard to realize why people steal. Society does make it simple like a persons self worth lies in what they own and the bling that they are wearing. I remember readng an article about how people tried to brand poor people with radios in the 40's as not poor, and undeserving of welfare. In the 60's it was TVs. Right now it's the internet. So whatever the fuck gets corporatist prick 20 something to feel better about their terrible lifestyle is a step in that direction. It's no wonder people are stealing cable signals. Can't be considered poor if you have access to read the internet!



Anyway, shoplift if you want. What do I care? I don't even know you. Have fun and don't drive drunk over the Holiday weekends and all that jazz. I suppose I should sum this up with something positive. A good message to end it all. If you are stealing from stores or corporations to "stick it to them", you're doing literally nothing to hurt the company while benefiting yourself under the guise of some altruistic and noble motives.

The reality is that you're doing nothing to end the structual problems that allow for corporate injustices to keep occuring and your actions will probably hurt employees/workers more than they hurt the people more than they hurt the profits of any evil CEO. But that's nothing new, companies usually keep their eyes on their employees as the majority of shopping lifting is done internally. That's what you get for paying people pennies on the dollar compared to what the profit margins are.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Dog That Stole Thanksgiving

The Dog That Stole Thanksgiving

I came across this little news piece today and I just didn't know what to make of it. I mean, it's just so odd. Now that you're coming back to work and to your daily life from the Thanksgiving weekend, perhaps it's best that you look back at the terrors of dealing with bad flights, awkward family situations and dry turkey and be thankful yet again at the story you're about to read:


Click on the picture to see the article...


The thing that makes me laugh the most about it is that someone got paid to write that. Someone had to come in on Thanksgiving and was told by their editor who also had to come in on Thanksgiving to write that. Then someone got paid to photoshop a golden retriever as the unabomber.

I'm not all that surprised. I worked in the news field before. You get called in on any day possible. Nights/weekends aren't free to you. But still, it is very funny. But the lack of work in this case is the most comical. I've worked editing jobs where you can get away with sitting around all day and then doing the work you need in 5 minutes and getting paid for a full day's work. It's like stealing candy from a baby.. or in this case, stealing turkey from a family.

I suppose some sympathy is needed here. The owner of the turkey is a seven and a half months pregnant, and says she and her husband spent their last $25 on the turkey. At least the couple was still able to have a thanksgiving turkey, provided to them by some generous neighbors.



When you break it down, Thanksgiving is a primitive animal sacrifice ritual symbolizing the subjugation and ethnic cleansing of the American native population and glorifying American waste and excess. A dog which defiles such an event, stealing the food of the white oppressor, is giving a symbolic lesson on the theft of food and resources committed by America upon their own people and the rest of the world. This not a bad dog.. this is the best dog.

Dogs in generally seem like they have a straight head when it comes to which side they lean towards. It seems that they are inherently leftist. Then again, unless this dog stole that turkey from the poor family to bring to his rich master, then he's just like any other tool of the bourgeois.

Once my dog ate my birthday cake. I didn't see that story make it on Fox news... Clearly they aren't fair or balanced after all!