Palin On Fox News

Palin On Fox News

During Sarah Palin's interview with Glenn Beck the other day, something extraordinary happened -- Beck challenged Palin on a stock, noncommittal answer to a question. Beck asked: "Who's your favorite Founder?"

The results.. well, they were comedy at its finest



Here's the transcript to see a worm wiggle;
"You know, well, all of them, because they came collectively together with so much--" Palin began, in a manner much like her non-answers to Katie Couric's questions about which newspapers she's read ("All of them.") and which Supreme Court decisions she's disagreed with (which brought a similarly broad answer about how there are a lot of decisions).

"Bullcrap," Beck interrupted. "Who's your favorite."

"--so much diverse and so much diversity in terms of belief, but collectively they came together -- and they were led by, of course George Washington, so he's got to rise to the top." Palin then gave a short speech on Washington's virtues.

I just weep because this could have been our President if McCain died.. We were that close. THAT CLOSE!

I just have to wonder if "all of em" her stock answer for every question. You know what, You betcha. *wink*

I just wonder how one human can encompass so much that is wrong with the united states. She's more ridiculous than any possibly parody. I'm nearly at a loss for words with this whole fascination in her.

That answer would work fine with porn. I mean, you have that fake porno Mrs. Palin and you show her a room full of naked dudes and then ask her "Out of all these dicks in this room, which one would you like the most to suck dry?"
Other than that, I really can't imagine her

It seems that every sentence is a struggle for Palin, every time she speaks I feel like I'm watching someone learn to read for the first time. She's so slow to react and I could just hear the nuts and bolts slowly cranking away in her head. Though, I'm sure she only said "all of them" so she could have time to think, it's not like you can just come up with the name of one of the founding fathers off the top of your head or something... Hamilton, Madison, Jay, Adams, Franklin, Washington... TIME!

But really, the best founding father was without a doubt, Benjamin Franklin. He invented electricity, was poor, never owned slaves and was never a part of the US Government. Looks like he has a clean slate. Not to mention she could have just mentioned that he was a maverick, just like her or some dumb shit like that.

Maybe this is all because of the strain of dealing with Levi Johnston. Having family problems with the father of your grandson must really be hitting her hard. I want Obama to have a beer with Sarah Palin and Levi and see if we can work this out. Then again, that would only continue to give him pointless fame forever more, which will only annoy Levi's baby mama's mama much more.

I just have to wonder why the only pundit on any American news show with the guts to call Sarah Palin out on her shit is Glenn Beck? What the fuck, America. Here's hoping that Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin will destroy each other through jealous attacks for the control of tea parties and Fox News.

Glenn Beck Hits The Boiling Point... Maybe Not

Glenn Beck Hits The Boiling Point... Maybe Not

It's not easy being green. But then again it makes it worse if you're around Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck is pretty crazy. We already established that. So it's to no surprise that he goes out and kills a frog for the sake of illustrating an otherwise silly point...



I'm not sure what he's trying to say here. Perhaps the reality here is that the Pot has grown far too big and we cannot jump out. Cause we are small frogs or something. I dunno. The point was sort of lost on me. Maybe I'm just too small minded or maybe it's just that Glenn Beck is, as proven, fucking crazy.

Come on, Glenn. We all know that killing an animal is not really a smart way to get your point across. Just ask that U.S. soldier who tossed a puppy off a cliff. Unlike that tragic event, this one wasn't so graphic. I mean, the frog wasn't even real. Much like fake republicans and fake democrats, it was a fake frog.



From what I saw in that video, nothing comes out of his hands at all. There's no frog in the pot fake or not. Glenn Beck is simply a bad magician all around. But it's ok because people are that gullible. They wont even notice if the water started to boil over and they died... Oooh wait, Now I get what Glenn was trying to say.

Who cares if Glenn said he'd vote for Hillary over McCain, he's still a Republican lapdog. Beck fans don't care about that because he's told them that McCain is basically no better than Teddy Roosevelt and there's nothing that Americans and Republicans hate more than Teddy Fucking Roosevelt, right? Teddy Roosevelt.. Ha! Can you believe that shit?

Can't we just put Glenn Beck into a pot of boiling water?

The Health Care Debate - I'm Not A Liar!

The Health Care Debate - I'm Not A Liar!

A couple of days ago I asked you folks to pay attention to when Obama gives his Universal Health Care reform speech. Well, it seems that Joe "You Lie" Wislon, who seems to be the republican pet this week as he went ahead and became a douche of the week by shouting out "YOU LIE", which is oddly enough a very common statement in the world of politics going back to the early years of politics.

If you're wondering what the average congressman makes, I can answer that for you - A mockery of the chamber. My question is why does anyone continue to give a fuck about an insignificant douchebag like Joe Wilson? Sadly though, Obama is upholding the exact same sentiment as him. Don't believe me? Just notice how both take the stance on their position:

Barack Obama: Illegal immigrants should die from preventable dieses.
Joe Wilson: Illegal immigrants should die from preventable diseases... BUT YOU ARE LYING ABOUT YOUR COMMITMENT TO THIS NOBLE IDEAL!

This idea that illegals are less than human is an ideal most believe, though none really take it to the limit that the republicans do when they propose to build that huge wall on the boarder or have devoted minute men patrol the boarder.



And where the hell does this idea that Illegals can abuse this non-passed universal health care anyway? Anyone who looks at the bill could tell you the same thing. It's just not in there to sneak by the system. There's not even a loophole that anyone can really take advantage of. Read it and weap, righties.

Section 242(a)(2) Treatment of Family:
"—Except as the Commissioner may otherwise provide, members of the same family who are affordable credit eligible individuals eligible."

There's really no excuse for Joe Wilson's action. It was a joint seasons of congress, what kind of fucking stuck up brat of a child must you be to speak out in that fashion and call the president a liar like that? Have some fucking tact, will you?



Then again, this is the republican party we're talking about. There isn't any sort of thing as tact when it comes to the right. These are the people who, when you are at a disagreement, instead of saying they agree to disagree, they'll just call you an communist socialist scum... Oh yeah, and that you clearly must not support your troops for perserving your freedoms. YOU'RE FREEDOMS, man!

In reality if you attempted to debate this issue with anyone who follows Fox news, listens to O'reily or Glenn "I'm batshit insane" Beck, you're not going to get anywhere. You're better off just looking at this video.


It's really sad. I mean, I listened to Tom Leykis when he was on the air daily. It was quality entertainment and while he may have been a bit crazy when it comes to dating advice... and by crazy I mean true based on what reality is really like. But he doesn't even get to the same level of Glenn Beck mob mentality.

People wh watch Glenn Beck use the YMCA big/little brother mentor program to get easy access to children. Now that, right there, is something to say worth getting sued for! Ha. Who am I kidding? No one who's a right wing wacko is reading this blog. Fuck you, you fuckin' republican scum!

For those of you who didn't watch the speech and are wondering if we finally got Universal Health Care. To answer you simply.. if by UHC you mean massive piles of money being delivered to insurence companies in the form of regressive taxation and mandatory insurance plans that will cover nothing and removing any recourse you may have in a malpractice suit where a doctor botches a procedure or misdiagnoses you and destroys your life.... Then yes, we are almost there.