Friday, January 15, 2010

Palin On Fox News

Palin On Fox News

During Sarah Palin's interview with Glenn Beck the other day, something extraordinary happened -- Beck challenged Palin on a stock, noncommittal answer to a question. Beck asked: "Who's your favorite Founder?"

The results.. well, they were comedy at its finest

Here's the transcript to see a worm wiggle;
"You know, well, all of them, because they came collectively together with so much--" Palin began, in a manner much like her non-answers to Katie Couric's questions about which newspapers she's read ("All of them.") and which Supreme Court decisions she's disagreed with (which brought a similarly broad answer about how there are a lot of decisions).

"Bullcrap," Beck interrupted. "Who's your favorite."

"--so much diverse and so much diversity in terms of belief, but collectively they came together -- and they were led by, of course George Washington, so he's got to rise to the top." Palin then gave a short speech on Washington's virtues.

I just weep because this could have been our President if McCain died.. We were that close. THAT CLOSE!

I just have to wonder if "all of em" her stock answer for every question. You know what, You betcha. *wink*

I just wonder how one human can encompass so much that is wrong with the united states. She's more ridiculous than any possibly parody. I'm nearly at a loss for words with this whole fascination in her.

That answer would work fine with porn. I mean, you have that fake porno Mrs. Palin and you show her a room full of naked dudes and then ask her "Out of all these dicks in this room, which one would you like the most to suck dry?"
Other than that, I really can't imagine her

It seems that every sentence is a struggle for Palin, every time she speaks I feel like I'm watching someone learn to read for the first time. She's so slow to react and I could just hear the nuts and bolts slowly cranking away in her head. Though, I'm sure she only said "all of them" so she could have time to think, it's not like you can just come up with the name of one of the founding fathers off the top of your head or something... Hamilton, Madison, Jay, Adams, Franklin, Washington... TIME!

But really, the best founding father was without a doubt, Benjamin Franklin. He invented electricity, was poor, never owned slaves and was never a part of the US Government. Looks like he has a clean slate. Not to mention she could have just mentioned that he was a maverick, just like her or some dumb shit like that.

Maybe this is all because of the strain of dealing with Levi Johnston. Having family problems with the father of your grandson must really be hitting her hard. I want Obama to have a beer with Sarah Palin and Levi and see if we can work this out. Then again, that would only continue to give him pointless fame forever more, which will only annoy Levi's baby mama's mama much more.

I just have to wonder why the only pundit on any American news show with the guts to call Sarah Palin out on her shit is Glenn Beck? What the fuck, America. Here's hoping that Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin will destroy each other through jealous attacks for the control of tea parties and Fox News.

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