Palin On Fox News
During Sarah Palin's interview with Glenn Beck the other day, something extraordinary happened -- Beck challenged Palin on a stock, noncommittal answer to a question. Beck asked: "Who's your favorite Founder?"
The results.. well, they were comedy at its finest
Here's the transcript to see a worm wiggle;
"You know, well, all of them, because they came collectively together with so much--" Palin began, in a manner much like her non-answers to Katie Couric's questions about which newspapers she's read ("All of them.") and which Supreme Court decisions she's disagreed with (which brought a similarly broad answer about how there are a lot of decisions).
"Bullcrap," Beck interrupted. "Who's your favorite."
"--so much diverse and so much diversity in terms of belief, but collectively they came together -- and they were led by, of course George Washington, so he's got to rise to the top." Palin then gave a short speech on Washington's virtues.
I just weep because this could have been our President if McCain died.. We were that close. THAT CLOSE!
I just have to wonder if "all of em" her stock answer for every question. You know what, You betcha. *wink*
I just wonder how one human can encompass so much that is wrong with the united states. She's more ridiculous than any possibly parody. I'm nearly at a loss for words with this whole fascination in her.
That answer would work fine with porn. I mean, you have that fake porno Mrs. Palin and you show her a room full of naked dudes and then ask her "Out of all these dicks in this room, which one would you like the most to suck dry?"
Other than that, I really can't imagine her
It seems that every sentence is a struggle for Palin, every time she speaks I feel like I'm watching someone learn to read for the first time. She's so slow to react and I could just hear the nuts and bolts slowly cranking away in her head. Though, I'm sure she only said "all of them" so she could have time to think, it's not like you can just come up with the name of one of the founding fathers off the top of your head or something... Hamilton, Madison, Jay, Adams, Franklin, Washington... TIME!
But really, the best founding father was without a doubt, Benjamin Franklin. He invented electricity, was poor, never owned slaves and was never a part of the US Government. Looks like he has a clean slate. Not to mention she could have just mentioned that he was a maverick, just like her or some dumb shit like that.
Maybe this is all because of the strain of dealing with Levi Johnston. Having family problems with the father of your grandson must really be hitting her hard. I want Obama to have a beer with Sarah Palin and Levi and see if we can work this out. Then again, that would only continue to give him pointless fame forever more, which will only annoy Levi's baby mama's mama much more.
I just have to wonder why the only pundit on any American news show with the guts to call Sarah Palin out on her shit is Glenn Beck? What the fuck, America. Here's hoping that Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin will destroy each other through jealous attacks for the control of tea parties and Fox News.
Showing posts with label Fox news. Show all posts
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Friday, January 15, 2010
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Health Care Debate - I'm Not A Liar!
The Health Care Debate - I'm Not A Liar!
A couple of days ago I asked you folks to pay attention to when Obama gives his Universal Health Care reform speech. Well, it seems that Joe "You Lie" Wislon, who seems to be the republican pet this week as he went ahead and became a douche of the week by shouting out "YOU LIE", which is oddly enough a very common statement in the world of politics going back to the early years of politics.
If you're wondering what the average congressman makes, I can answer that for you - A mockery of the chamber. My question is why does anyone continue to give a fuck about an insignificant douchebag like Joe Wilson? Sadly though, Obama is upholding the exact same sentiment as him. Don't believe me? Just notice how both take the stance on their position:
And where the hell does this idea that Illegals can abuse this non-passed universal health care anyway? Anyone who looks at the bill could tell you the same thing. It's just not in there to sneak by the system. There's not even a loophole that anyone can really take advantage of. Read it and weap, righties.
Then again, this is the republican party we're talking about. There isn't any sort of thing as tact when it comes to the right. These are the people who, when you are at a disagreement, instead of saying they agree to disagree, they'll just call you an communist socialist scum... Oh yeah, and that you clearly must not support your troops for perserving your freedoms. YOU'RE FREEDOMS, man!
In reality if you attempted to debate this issue with anyone who follows Fox news, listens to O'reily or Glenn "I'm batshit insane" Beck, you're not going to get anywhere. You're better off just looking at this video.
It's really sad. I mean, I listened to Tom Leykis when he was on the air daily. It was quality entertainment and while he may have been a bit crazy when it comes to dating advice... and by crazy I mean true based on what reality is really like. But he doesn't even get to the same level of Glenn Beck mob mentality.
People wh watch Glenn Beck use the YMCA big/little brother mentor program to get easy access to children. Now that, right there, is something to say worth getting sued for! Ha. Who am I kidding? No one who's a right wing wacko is reading this blog. Fuck you, you fuckin' republican scum!
For those of you who didn't watch the speech and are wondering if we finally got Universal Health Care. To answer you simply.. if by UHC you mean massive piles of money being delivered to insurence companies in the form of regressive taxation and mandatory insurance plans that will cover nothing and removing any recourse you may have in a malpractice suit where a doctor botches a procedure or misdiagnoses you and destroys your life.... Then yes, we are almost there.
A couple of days ago I asked you folks to pay attention to when Obama gives his Universal Health Care reform speech. Well, it seems that Joe "You Lie" Wislon, who seems to be the republican pet this week as he went ahead and became a douche of the week by shouting out "YOU LIE", which is oddly enough a very common statement in the world of politics going back to the early years of politics.
If you're wondering what the average congressman makes, I can answer that for you - A mockery of the chamber. My question is why does anyone continue to give a fuck about an insignificant douchebag like Joe Wilson? Sadly though, Obama is upholding the exact same sentiment as him. Don't believe me? Just notice how both take the stance on their position:
Barack Obama: Illegal immigrants should die from preventable dieses.This idea that illegals are less than human is an ideal most believe, though none really take it to the limit that the republicans do when they propose to build that huge wall on the boarder or have devoted minute men patrol the boarder.
Joe Wilson: Illegal immigrants should die from preventable diseases... BUT YOU ARE LYING ABOUT YOUR COMMITMENT TO THIS NOBLE IDEAL!
And where the hell does this idea that Illegals can abuse this non-passed universal health care anyway? Anyone who looks at the bill could tell you the same thing. It's just not in there to sneak by the system. There's not even a loophole that anyone can really take advantage of. Read it and weap, righties.
Section 242(a)(2) Treatment of Family:There's really no excuse for Joe Wilson's action. It was a joint seasons of congress, what kind of fucking stuck up brat of a child must you be to speak out in that fashion and call the president a liar like that? Have some fucking tact, will you?
"—Except as the Commissioner may otherwise provide, members of the same family who are affordable credit eligible individuals eligible."
Then again, this is the republican party we're talking about. There isn't any sort of thing as tact when it comes to the right. These are the people who, when you are at a disagreement, instead of saying they agree to disagree, they'll just call you an communist socialist scum... Oh yeah, and that you clearly must not support your troops for perserving your freedoms. YOU'RE FREEDOMS, man!
In reality if you attempted to debate this issue with anyone who follows Fox news, listens to O'reily or Glenn "I'm batshit insane" Beck, you're not going to get anywhere. You're better off just looking at this video.
It's really sad. I mean, I listened to Tom Leykis when he was on the air daily. It was quality entertainment and while he may have been a bit crazy when it comes to dating advice... and by crazy I mean true based on what reality is really like. But he doesn't even get to the same level of Glenn Beck mob mentality.
People wh watch Glenn Beck use the YMCA big/little brother mentor program to get easy access to children. Now that, right there, is something to say worth getting sued for! Ha. Who am I kidding? No one who's a right wing wacko is reading this blog. Fuck you, you fuckin' republican scum!
For those of you who didn't watch the speech and are wondering if we finally got Universal Health Care. To answer you simply.. if by UHC you mean massive piles of money being delivered to insurence companies in the form of regressive taxation and mandatory insurance plans that will cover nothing and removing any recourse you may have in a malpractice suit where a doctor botches a procedure or misdiagnoses you and destroys your life.... Then yes, we are almost there.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
I'm No Better Than Letterman - Welcome to "erf", Sarah Palin
I'm No Better Than Letterman - Welcome to "erf", Sarah Palin
On this day you normally spend it watching drunk idiots play with fireworks. As for me? I suppose grilling up stuff would be the best motivation as well as watching those same morons blow shit up. Hell, I'm going to show you the most patriotic thing possible.
Yup, that's a hot dog getting ready to eat himself. There's nothing more American than that. Well, nothing more than Sarah Palin. You see, she quit her job yesterday and if that's not American, well then I don't know what is.
While everyone is wondering and speculating as to why she decided to call it quits, I think I know the answer. Don't get me wrong. I can't fault CNN for taking guesses, FOX NEWS for assuming that she stepped down in order to focus on running for President in 2012... because really, after Obama we're going to need some President who quits midway through their term.
She was making a lot of waves on the media circuit lately trying to ride that wave of being in front of the camera. She had a feud with David Letterman. Mainly because she claimed he was talking shit about her daughter getting knocked up... thinking that he meant her youngest daughter....
You can see the many other reasons why she's stepping down in this full transcript of her speech. Which, I highly recommend if you want a good laugh. There's a lot of gems in there that will just crack you up on how amazingly stupid she sounds. At one point she refers to Politics as a basketball game. Though none of the Alaska governor's former employees saw this coming. I guess that's like Kobe taking the ball and going in for one more. There's an I in her team.
07/03/09 never forget
Looking at that transcript has taught me one thing. Apparently if you get in front of a camera and say a bunch of incoherent babble the news will stop talking about Michael Jackson for five minutes to hear you out. Well, I guess you'd have to be as crazy as Palin.
But even with all those reasons for stepping down and mixed in with my hopes and prayers for a huge criminal investigation. I think that David Letterman did something he didn't really expect to do... Touch on a nerve. yes, that's right folks. I'm about to drop a mother of all fireworks explosions right in your face.... I mean, it's the fourth of July, you either go big or you go home and this one is going to light up the night sky because David Letterman is actually a prophet.
Worse of all, it's not Willow, It's Piper! Noooooo! Why did you have to teach her about abstinence??!
Ha, I'm just messing. I'm sure that the pregnancy speculation is going to get so creepy. I mean, she's 8... 8 year olds, dude.
But seriously, The fact she announced it on the ultimate bad news Friday of the year pretty much guarantees a massive fuck up on her part we are going to find out about just after she resigns on the 25th. There's already talks that she had to step down due to some corruption scandal and really, that does sound about right.
The reason it would be juicy is because she condemned Ted Stevens repeatedly for exactly the same style of scandal. It's probably a corruption scandal involving kickbacks to the company that built her ridiculous hockey rink. But then again, I find the typical lame financial scandal reassuring because I was sure that she was quitting to begin a master plan for 2012.
Whatever I bet willow actually is pregnant.
In other news,
To: The United Kingdom.
From: The Colonials!
Subject: FWD fwd - Just a reminder.
Happy July 4th!
On this day you normally spend it watching drunk idiots play with fireworks. As for me? I suppose grilling up stuff would be the best motivation as well as watching those same morons blow shit up. Hell, I'm going to show you the most patriotic thing possible.
Yup, that's a hot dog getting ready to eat himself. There's nothing more American than that. Well, nothing more than Sarah Palin. You see, she quit her job yesterday and if that's not American, well then I don't know what is.
While everyone is wondering and speculating as to why she decided to call it quits, I think I know the answer. Don't get me wrong. I can't fault CNN for taking guesses, FOX NEWS for assuming that she stepped down in order to focus on running for President in 2012... because really, after Obama we're going to need some President who quits midway through their term.
She was making a lot of waves on the media circuit lately trying to ride that wave of being in front of the camera. She had a feud with David Letterman. Mainly because she claimed he was talking shit about her daughter getting knocked up... thinking that he meant her youngest daughter....
You can see the many other reasons why she's stepping down in this full transcript of her speech. Which, I highly recommend if you want a good laugh. There's a lot of gems in there that will just crack you up on how amazingly stupid she sounds. At one point she refers to Politics as a basketball game. Though none of the Alaska governor's former employees saw this coming. I guess that's like Kobe taking the ball and going in for one more. There's an I in her team.
07/03/09 never forget
Looking at that transcript has taught me one thing. Apparently if you get in front of a camera and say a bunch of incoherent babble the news will stop talking about Michael Jackson for five minutes to hear you out. Well, I guess you'd have to be as crazy as Palin.
But even with all those reasons for stepping down and mixed in with my hopes and prayers for a huge criminal investigation. I think that David Letterman did something he didn't really expect to do... Touch on a nerve. yes, that's right folks. I'm about to drop a mother of all fireworks explosions right in your face.... I mean, it's the fourth of July, you either go big or you go home and this one is going to light up the night sky because David Letterman is actually a prophet.
Worse of all, it's not Willow, It's Piper! Noooooo! Why did you have to teach her about abstinence??!
Ha, I'm just messing. I'm sure that the pregnancy speculation is going to get so creepy. I mean, she's 8... 8 year olds, dude.
But seriously, The fact she announced it on the ultimate bad news Friday of the year pretty much guarantees a massive fuck up on her part we are going to find out about just after she resigns on the 25th. There's already talks that she had to step down due to some corruption scandal and really, that does sound about right.
The reason it would be juicy is because she condemned Ted Stevens repeatedly for exactly the same style of scandal. It's probably a corruption scandal involving kickbacks to the company that built her ridiculous hockey rink. But then again, I find the typical lame financial scandal reassuring because I was sure that she was quitting to begin a master plan for 2012.
Whatever I bet willow actually is pregnant.
In other news,
To: The United Kingdom.
From: The Colonials!
Subject: FWD fwd - Just a reminder.
Happy July 4th!
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