Thursday, August 16, 2012

Are You A Bad Enough Dude... Fuck That, Presidents Should Be Bad Dudes!

Are You A Bad Enough Dude... Fuck That, Presidents Should Be Bad Dudes!

With the election not too far off now, we're starting to see a lot of ad campaigns from Mitt and Obama in telling us why they should be the president. Well, how about if they told us why they're bad ass enough to do the job of leading the number 1 nation in the world! WOOOO


Once I become President of the universe I will design something this awesome for my seal, until this happens, I figure America could use that. Maybe some new Presidential candidate will adopt this design. Get this as a poster and impress your friends with your love for 'Merica.

But here are all the presidents men being complete bad asses.

George Washington was known for many things...Being a great general, Having wooden dentures (Okay they weren't really wooden, Cutting down the cherry tree, and being nicknamed the Destroyer of Villages. But what many don't know is he was an avid Zombie Hunter, this is a print of one of his many adventures out into the night to give some Liberty and Justice to all. So show your love for America,and the most awesomest president ever.

You don't fuck with the gipper. You think that he tore down that Berlin wall with anything less than by riding a raptor into it? Fuck you, everyone. The gipper scores one for the badass awards by letting loose the mentally unfit into the streets.

Then again, Reagan with a soviet RPG on his back? I guess my immersion is on vacation right now as well.

I don't know what else to say about this bad ass picture that the picture doesn't say already. We didn't ride on a robotic horse on the moon because it was easy. We rode it on the moon because it was hard! Now take your best shot, mother fuckers!

It's clear that he emancipated that bear's ass and is riding that mofo into the land of a slavery free nation. Fuck you, the south. You ain't riding no bear.

In the year 2055 the world was invaded, humanity sat on the brink of destruction the world governments united and sent agents back in time to get the best general we'd ever known...Andrew Jackson and throughout his life he did a lot of cool shit, dueled people...a lot which is how he ended up with a musket ball in his chest pretty much exactly like Tony Stark.Went to war, gambled, etc etc .

This is a war portrait as he stands victorious in yet another battle. But to be fair, you do need someone to fight a genocidal war against another race and Andrew Jackson is probably a safe bet.

Though I can also think of 43 other presidents who were pretty good at the whole genocide thing as well. But here we are - against all odds and the vast majority of judicial opinions, general Jackson bravely defeated the reptilian menace which stood in the way of the Terran empire's indiscriminate expansion.

In 1752 before Ben Franklin invented Pizza, Gameboy, the iPad2 or Mexican food he was contemplating how to conquer electricity. Being the genius he was he decided go get it at its source, this being Zeus. Strapping himself to a kite, and equipping some homemade lightning claws he ascended through the clouds and into the realm of the Gods to battle it out with Zeus. This is a painting capturing the exact moment the battle started.

Your Patriotism can be measured in the number of of things you have hanging up in your house with the american flag on them, so be sure to display this along with your American Flag.

Fuckin' A..

Credit to this fine bad ass imaginary mind.

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