Sunday, August 12, 2012

More Paul Ryan Wholesome Fun

More Paul Ryan Wholesome Fun

So by now you're probably scratching your head and wondering who the fuck is Paul Ryan.

If you don't recall, Paul Ryan co-sponsored a personhood-at-conception bill. Which should be the only thing that you really need to know about this piece of shit. It's utterly amazing that they're just not even bothering reaching out to the middle of the road folks and those on the fence. He also had a sort of privatize everything budge plan.

I'm guessing that the bumper stickers really should read; "PAUL RYAN - DEAL WITH IT, POORS"

What better way to counteract the Obama campaign claims that Romney doesn't care about poor or the middle class than by picking Paul Ryan. Nothing your average folk cares more about than to see some dude from Wisconsin potentially sit in the president's chair.

Oddly enough, in introducing Mr. Ryan, Mr. Romney mistakenly called Mr. Ryan "The next president of the United States"

This really could mean a limited amount of things.
A.) Romney just cloned himself and while the Romney clone was growing up it was given a bunch fo Ayn Rand books to read.
B.) Romney is going to kill himself and let the true ruler of the nation take his place.
C.) Romney's just a giant idiot.

But it goes to show you that no matter how dumb he is, even Mitt knows who people are going to turn out to vote for. I mean, maybe we can be lucky and he'll kill himself in office.

But again, that doesn't tell us much of anything about Paul Ryan. So here's what u need to know about Paul Ryan
One of Ryan's summer jobs in college was as an Oscar Mayer salesman in Minnesota, peddling turkey bacon and a new line called "Lunchables" to supermarkets.

He's not even good enough to be a vacuum salesmen.

For fun, Ryan noodles catfish, catching them barehanded with a fist down their throats.

Like... seriously? We want a potential president that will be fingerless? What the fuck kind of red neck piece of shit is he? But most of all is the next fact...

Ryan listens to Rage Against the Machine and Led Zeppelin
You read that correctly...

Paul Ryan.... listens to... RATM...

ok. what. the. fuck?

I'm at a loss here. I'm trying to square the image of Paul Ryan rocking the fuck out like "LIGHTS OUT, GUERILLA RADIO. TURN THAT SHIT UP!" and it's just not working. I mean, I know that it should come to no surprise that these people lack any sense of self-awareness, so I don't know how to explain any of that. I mean, I guess he cant' wait to start Killin' in the name of.

Oh fuck it, it's pretty clear to see that Mitt's making a bid for that elusive rich white male vote.

Then again, maybe Paul Ryan is a great choice because old people hate his guts and they're a legit swing vote for the first time in a generation. I can see old whites being goaded into trusting him anyway because the alternative is voting for a "Black Muslim Socialist"

On one final note, Here's the icing on the Paul Ryan cake...
(6:53) Is this an easy fight? Absolutely not…But if we’re going to actually win this we need to make sure that we’re solid on premises, that our principles are well-defended, and if want to go and articulately defend these principles and what they mean to our society, what they mean for the trends that we set internationally, we have to go back to Ayn Rand. Because there is no better place to find the moral case for capitalism and individualism than through Ayn Rand’s writings and works.
Just let that sink in for a bit. "The Moral case for Capitalism"


Also he makes his staff read rand and von mises


Fuck. Why yes, the moral case for capitalism: "morals are for the week, empathy is for the weak, asking for help is for the parasites except for when I do it"

If you're a reader of my work, you probably know my stance on this, but I'm a sort of addict to seeing the reaction of those republican-friendly folks who just don't get it.

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