Will You Finally Tell Us how You Met Our Mother?
The final season of How I Met Your Mother is upon us. So we finally, fucking FINALLY get to see how Ted meets the mother of his children. I didn't say his wife. Because let's be honest here. He's a fucking loser and I'm sure that he's just going to knock this broad up twice and she's going to run to the hills once she realizes how much he's a nut case.
Besides, his children could tell you in their own words how bad it has been these last little more than half decade.