Sunday, November 3, 2013

Game of Bones: Wait, Isn't HBO Essentially Porn Already?

Game of Bones: Wait, Isn't HBO Essentially Porn Already?

This is a slight bit delayed in reporting, because porn isn't really what I focus on anyway. At least not writing about it, that is. Besides, October was a busy month with Halloween news, mocking slutty costumes and drinking heavily. Oh yeah, and the Dodgers. But less of them, why not.

In the porn world, it seems like parody is everything. You gotta inject some sex into a story to make it interesting, or something like that. Which is why there's now a Game of Thrones porn parody...

I don't know, a throne like that would clearly only leave Renly as the one happy to sit upon it. Cause hurty is the ass of those who sit on the throne of dongs. I wonder if it's ribbed for Sensai's pleasure.

But that's all getting past the fact that there's a porn parody of Game of Thrones. A show that is in itself softcore porn. And that's putting it lightly. I mean, isn't HBO basically porn already? I think you know the answer to that.

The only difference is that it's not really socially accepted to watch porn with your parents. But man, HBO, now you got yourself some family drama night and talk about that water cooler conversation piece!

In any case, I'm not sure how much more sex you could be wanting if you already watch GoT, but for all of you who were complaining, here you go with some more dirty, cavern filled medieval renfaire style sex scenes! Cause you know nothing about sex, Jon Snow.

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