Showing posts with label CNN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CNN. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

The Jews Control The Media

The Jews Control The Media

As it's always the case, something happened on a day when the daily show was not scheduled to air. This always happens. They take a two week break and some major news that can be parodied and mocked occurs and we never get to hear Jon Stewart's comical take on the matter.

Thankfully in this instance it's only a matter of hours before The Daily Show is back on so we can get some reaction to this news. You see, it seems that beloved CNN crazy asshole, Rick Sanchez, who you could see here getting tasered

Well, you see.. He said a thing... or maybe I should say he said a few things...



Rick Sanchez: Jon Stewart A 'Bigot,' Jews Run CNN & All Media

CNN's Rick Sanchez made controversial comments on a Sirius radio show Thursday, calling Jon Stewart a "bigot" and saying that CNN and the other networks are all run by Jewish people.

Discussing Stewart with radio host Pete Dominick, Sanchez said that the "Daily Show" host has a limited worldview, and called him a "bigot."

The conversation began with Sanchez decrying "elite, Northeast establishment liberals" who "deep down, when they look at a guy like me, they see a guy automatically who belongs in the second tier, and not the top tier.

"I think to some extent Jon Stewart and [Stephen] Colbert are the same way. I think Jon Stewart's a bigot," he said. "I think he looks at the world through, his mom, who was a school teacher, and his dad, who was a physicist or something like that. Great, I'm so happy that he grew up in a suburban middle class New Jersey home with everything you could ever imagine."

When asked who Stewart is bigoted against, Sanchez said "everybody else who's not like him."

Sanchez would eventually retract the "bigot" claim, settling instead on calling Stewart "prejudicial" and "uninformed."

But he made a larger point when Dominick suggested that Stewart could understand being part of an oppressed minority group because he is Jewish.
Maybe getting mocked on the daily show on a daily basis made him finally snap. Okay, we need to just stop for a moment and revisit that last clip. Here, CLICK IT.. I dare you to CLICK IT.

So after his little out burst and a quick fast forward through his contribution to the network, well.. let's just say it came as no surprise that CNN pulled the trigger on this moron.
CNN released this statement:

“Rick Sanchez is no longer with the company. We thank Rick for his years of service and we wish him well.“

They will broadcast CNN Newsroom from 3-5pm for the foreseeable future.
Just goes to show you that Jon Stewart has taken out more American journalist than the Mujahideen. This makes two people fired and one show Jon Steward has canceled on CNN so far. His Jew magic is quite strong. If you ever meet him in person, you probably should just run the other way.

Jon Stewart is probably the most effective advocate the democrats have going for them and just for one minute, consider what that says for all parties involved.

Dobbs was able to rag on Mexicans for years and years before the pressure finally got him kicked off. It's pretty funny that it took less than a day to get him kicked off the air. In short - You don't fuck with the Jews. And so what if Rick Sanchez was one of the few mainstream news folks that said Israel broke the ceasefire in the Gaza siege.



The sum total of his "Fact checking" efforts consisted of reading newspaper articles on-air. When print journalism finally dies CNN is going to have no idea what's happening outside of New York and Atlanta.

Let's face it. Israel is in pretty bad shape right now and nothing anyone is doing is helping.. especially not anything the Jewish forces are doing is helping, but then again, we can't do shit to them or risk losing one of the only friends (that we pay off) possible.



Here - In case you don't know what this is referencing...

It really was his own idiocy that got him in the end. He called Stewart a bigot because he literally does not have the vocabulary to properly convey his thoughts. Jon Stewart isn't a bigot, he's a classist. Get it right, CNN anchors.

It's not as if this does much. All horrible people in US media come back more horrible than before. See Tucker Carlson, Lou Dobbs, Elliot Spitzer. They're like roaches. You can't really ever claim that they are gone for good.

He wasn't very good and his show was really awful. He basically hosted a glorified clip show on CNN. He checked what was trending on Twitter and reported that as real news. Yes, he sounds like a relevant journalist, especially those previously posted Daily Show clips.

He's the dude who thought that Africa was South America and he was basically every Rob Riggle character come to life. It's only a shame that we don't have Rob on the show anymore. If he showed up on Monday, that would have been amazing.

I also go the impression that he was fired because he was critical of CNN, not so much of the Jew thing. His job was basically filling the dead air that not even Wolf Blitzer's time is worth. They'll just replace him with repeats and no one will care.

But is insinuating that the media is run by Jews that bad? It's essentially the same as insinuating that the government is run by white people. This is a pretty well circulated urban legend and, I'm pretty sure it's a science fact these days.

They basically fired him for saying that Jews are NOT an oppressed minority. Jews are so powerless and oppressed as a minority that in unrelated news, a TV personality was fired within hours of making a remark that could possibly be understood as mildly anti-semitic. "Well, I guess Jews really do control the media".

For the record, working on a film studio, I have to admit that it is awfully crowded with strange sounding days off that I, growing up catholic, am not familiar with. Then again, maybe it's just cause a Gallup poll found that most people are prejudiced against Christians than Jews.

Rough 43% of Americans admitted to having prejudice against Muslims. It's no wonder they can't get that darn cultural center off the ground.

Though considering CNN did fire the person who brought Rick Sanchez to the network two weeks ago, this was just the thing they needed as justified excuses as to shit can this moron. Good riddance. Now it's only a matter of what Jon will do tonight because of all this.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Forget About Important News - Al Gore's Marriage Recount

Forget About Important News - Al Gore's Marriage Recount

Breaking News! Al and Tipper Gore decide to separate after 40 years of marriage!
Al and Tipper Gore Separate

Originally posted 17 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

Al Gore and his wife of 40 years, Tipper, are separating.

The couple wrote an email that found its way to Politico, saying, "We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate."

The email continues, "This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

The couple has 4 kids.

Roughly one year ago today -- the couple's daughter Kristin Gore filed for divorce from her husband Paul Cusack.
and the politico article mentioned above:
Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

The e-mail was obtained by POLITICO and confirmed by Kalee Kreider of the office of Al and Tipper Gore. Kreider said there would be no further comment.

Tipper Gore is a professional photographer who in 1996 published “Picture This, A Visual Diary,” which she called “a personal photographic representation of life as wife of the vice president.”

She often took pictures at campaign events and behind the scenes when her husband ran for president in 2000. In recent years, she often accompanied him on speaking and book-signing engagements as he continued his quest for action on "the climate crisis."

During Bill Clinton's presidency, the then-vice president and his wife donned costumes for an annual Halloween party that became a Washington tradition.

The Gores, who have four children and live in Tennessee, marked their 40th wedding anniversary two weeks ago.

The Gores both grew up in the Washington area. They met at a high-school graduation dance and were married at the National Cathedral on May 19, 1970, according to Tipper Gore’s White House biography.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/storie...l#ixzz0pcXtaE2O
Ah yes. Another pointless celebrity bullshit news piece that will succeed in distracting Americans from real news stories. The oilcam was pretty boring after all and we can't watch Israel shoot civilians live anymore, so I guess it was only a matter of time before we got one of these shocker CNN headline news fluff pieces.

I say fuck that, what's Lady GaGa doing? This is just more proof that elitist liberals don't hold our average American family values! Surely I need to vote Republican next election cycle or my good ol' American family values will be tossed out the window.

I find it funny that in the news story he treats the Climate Crisis as if it's some soft drink or something that he's plugging on the talk show circuit. How dare he try to convince us things are heating up on the global scale when it's clear it's not even true of his own love life. Bazinga!



The divorce is probably because he's fat as fuck now. Just look at how he ballooned up after he won the election that was stolen from him. Imagine having to go down on a dude and his belly is, like, pressed up against your forehead. I'm also sure his high horse on global warming did it in. Women like guys that have hobbies, not obsessions. Sorry Al.

I think he'll be okay though. Somehow he'll be able to find a nice girl that shares his concern for dolphins and the environment out of all the college-age environmental activist in the entire world. The dude was probably banging half of green peace anyway. Tipper was totally holding him back. If I could, I would totally take him out for a drink and give him a pep talk.

The real question now is who's going to get the internet in the divorce? I mean, I sure hope that my bittorrent sites are located on Al's half of the internet.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I'm No Better Than Letterman - Welcome to "erf", Sarah Palin

I'm No Better Than Letterman - Welcome to "erf", Sarah Palin

On this day you normally spend it watching drunk idiots play with fireworks. As for me? I suppose grilling up stuff would be the best motivation as well as watching those same morons blow shit up. Hell, I'm going to show you the most patriotic thing possible.



Yup, that's a hot dog getting ready to eat himself. There's nothing more American than that. Well, nothing more than Sarah Palin. You see, she quit her job yesterday and if that's not American, well then I don't know what is.

While everyone is wondering and speculating as to why she decided to call it quits, I think I know the answer. Don't get me wrong. I can't fault CNN for taking guesses, FOX NEWS for assuming that she stepped down in order to focus on running for President in 2012... because really, after Obama we're going to need some President who quits midway through their term.



She was making a lot of waves on the media circuit lately trying to ride that wave of being in front of the camera. She had a feud with David Letterman. Mainly because she claimed he was talking shit about her daughter getting knocked up... thinking that he meant her youngest daughter....

You can see the many other reasons why she's stepping down in this full transcript of her speech. Which, I highly recommend if you want a good laugh. There's a lot of gems in there that will just crack you up on how amazingly stupid she sounds. At one point she refers to Politics as a basketball game. Though none of the Alaska governor's former employees saw this coming. I guess that's like Kobe taking the ball and going in for one more. There's an I in her team.


07/03/09 never forget

Looking at that transcript has taught me one thing. Apparently if you get in front of a camera and say a bunch of incoherent babble the news will stop talking about Michael Jackson for five minutes to hear you out. Well, I guess you'd have to be as crazy as Palin.

But even with all those reasons for stepping down and mixed in with my hopes and prayers for a huge criminal investigation. I think that David Letterman did something he didn't really expect to do... Touch on a nerve. yes, that's right folks. I'm about to drop a mother of all fireworks explosions right in your face.... I mean, it's the fourth of July, you either go big or you go home and this one is going to light up the night sky because David Letterman is actually a prophet.



Worse of all, it's not Willow, It's Piper! Noooooo! Why did you have to teach her about abstinence??!

Ha, I'm just messing. I'm sure that the pregnancy speculation is going to get so creepy. I mean, she's 8... 8 year olds, dude.

But seriously, The fact she announced it on the ultimate bad news Friday of the year pretty much guarantees a massive fuck up on her part we are going to find out about just after she resigns on the 25th. There's already talks that she had to step down due to some corruption scandal and really, that does sound about right.



The reason it would be juicy is because she condemned Ted Stevens repeatedly for exactly the same style of scandal. It's probably a corruption scandal involving kickbacks to the company that built her ridiculous hockey rink. But then again, I find the typical lame financial scandal reassuring because I was sure that she was quitting to begin a master plan for 2012.

Whatever I bet willow actually is pregnant.

In other news,
To: The United Kingdom.
From: The Colonials!
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Happy July 4th!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Clogging Up Politics With Joe The Plumber.

Clogging Up Politics With Joe The Plumber.


We all thought we heard the last of it but this scum of the republican party is still grasping on during what I hope to be his 14:59 of his 15 minutes of fame. He was an unlicensed plumber, terrible foreign correspondent and now we welcome Joe the Plumber the Reporter the GOP Adviser!

Fresh off his stint as a war correspondent, Joe the Plumber will talk strategy with Hill Republicans.

Fresh off his stint as a war correspondent in Gaza, Joe the Plumber is now doing political strategy with Republicans.

When GOP congressional aides gather Tuesday morning for a meeting of the Conservative Working Group, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher – more commonly known as Joe the Plumber — will be their featured guest. This group is an organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week.

Wurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election, will be focusing his talk on the proposed stimulus package. He's apparently not a fan of the economic rescue package, according to members of the group.

If nothing else, GOP aides are using the appearance to get staffers to attend the 9 a.m meeting.

“In case you weren’t planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!” Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.

Last month, Wurzelbacher did a brief stint as a war reporter for the conservative web site pjtv.com.
Shine on to irrelevancy, you crazy Republican diamonds! I'm glad to see they're picking up the pieces and critically re-evaluating the future and direction of their party. They're going to need a plumber where their party's going.

Let's face it, until there is a real party leader, the madness will continue.
Rush Limbaugh is fucking nuts
Steele is a moderate and an idiot
Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin
Bobby Jindal is the GOP's best shot.
So I'll remain a happy boy.

You know the republicans are in trouble when they look to scripts of terrible movies for ideas.

Just like you know your movie is in trouble if it has Kevin Costner and was made after 2000

If I get to see the republican party collapse before my eyes it will be a wonderful thing I adore how they think the low taxes low regulation small government thing will save them. As if that isnt exactly what the people have rejected. Honestly, the religious culture warriors probably have a better shot)

I think it's pretty funny that they have to hire a clown to entice people to go to something called the Conservative Working Group. That stood out to me too. What's going on in this working group that they think Joe the fucking plumber is going to improve it and increase attendance? That's like hiring a clown to host the clown convention. Aren't all the clowns there already?

The best thing about Joe the Plumber is that his name is Sam and he's not a plumber

Joe the DirecTV installer

Yes.. this guy gets around...

I suppose as a class traitor of a level previously unheard of, I nominate joe plumber as first against the wall. The guy makes several hundred thousand dollars a year, I am more of a plumber than he is, and the only piping I fix is your mothers (OOOOOOH SNAP!)

He just won't fucking go away. He acts as if he's the he's the personification of the GOP lie of the "common man" that every other American should aspire to be or they are traitors. You would think that after Nixon, the GOP would learn to distrust and disown plumbers. Imagine the frustration so many people must feel, looking for a decent job in vain, only to see this skinhead motherfucker coasting around just running his mouth and being ignorant for a living

I dunno about you guys but my drinking buddies are all thoughtful, educated people. Why would you even want to have a beer with someone like Bush or Joe? I don't get the appeal. In 30 years time when he realizes how much the GOP has used him, he is going to end up being the most fanatical socialists the world has ever seen, and will probably disown his Republican kids.

Even CNN agrees.. SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOE!

There. Can we just stop with this guy already?

Joe the plumber is pretty much the perfect caricature of whats wrong with a lot of America at this moment. A complete lack of empathy, sheer ignorance at the national level, outdated ideals, unrealistic financial aspirations, and of course willing ignorance of politics for equally retarded reasoning.

Joe/Sam is basically the embodiment of every hypermasculine male in the u.s. that thinks that anyone who uses something more than base common sense to solve even the most complex socio-political issues is pretentious. meaning he thinks every problem in the world can be solved if everyone just "grew a pair".

All I know is that you have to kill ones like this before they lay their eggs.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Real America Votes

The Real America Votes



On this election day I'm reminded of what Sarah Palin said
"I believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hardworking, very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation."
I hope that all of you in the fake America like Los Angeles, New York and any "Big City" that doesn't have a main street with a hardware store and a coffee shop show just how anti-American we are by voting for change.



America is not a Chevy truck commercial. This isn't any ones country. This is "Are" Country and I can't sit by and think that Sarah Palin would be, as cliched as it sounds, be a (lack of) heart beat away from becoming our nations first first lady in a way never heard before.


pro-America, not to be mistaken for pro-wrestling

Last I recall, our nation was founded by immigrants and the trimming of other societies that came here for freedom to live free lives. The last time I was in a small town I got a lot of looks because I wasn't blonde or white. I guess the best thing about this whole situation is that the most electoral votes come from these non pro-America places. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, Palin.

So far election turn out is on the high. People having to wait 3 hours to vote. Maybe I'm just in a place that's filled with apathetic turn outs, but there wasn't any wait for me to get an I VOTED stick. Hmmm, where should I go and load up on the free stuff?


So after casting your vote you have nothing to do other than complain some about the results. The choice now is how to watch the info come in? CNN is going to take us into the future because Wolf Blitzer will be talking to a Hologram

As election night officially kicks off in just a few hours, the network’s Wolf Blitzer will be conducting interviews with faraway strategists not via the traditional two-pane window, but by hologram. Believe it or not, professionals in Chicago and Phoenix will be beamed live to CNN’s New York studios in order to give viewers a look at Wolf and a ghostly counterpart.
Did CNN not see the Lawnmower man? Were they asleep during Tron? The shit just got real. You don't want to mess around with virtual reality. It's like WOW, only filled with less apathetic and lethargic people. Without substance, who knows what they will do? I hear there was voter intimidation at some local insane asylums from ghost in transparent sheets.

The main issue I have with this is that while I'm a gadget type of guy, I couldn't care less about 3D hologram graphs. I couldn't care less about Hologram interviews. I'm perfectly fine with just seeing one right wing conservative yap on to a left wing liberal about the current swing in the poll outcome. If you're talking about small town America being the ones that are pro-America, why are you trying to scare them with this new technology? To them it's like showing a lighter to a caveman.


The Situation Room

You shouldn't try to sell your coverage by the neat toys you got. Just give me the lay down and tell it to me straight, what states went to whom and who is winning. Stop trying to make it some web 2.0 sort of information. The fact that you're on my tv screen and you're giving me the general info on the election I'll watch. I'll tell you what I wont watch. Coverage that constantly freezes up because the equipment is so cutting edge and we all know how well new program software runs. There really is no need for a green screen. Seriously. Just give me the results.


Save the green screen for Hollywood

With the polls closing across the country, it's only a matter of time before we see what the next four years holds for our nation. If you haven't gone out and voted yet, by all means do so.