Thursday, August 6, 2009

Bill Clinton Should Be King of America

Bill Clinton Should Be King of America

This is simply a reminder that despite some shitty domestic policies and international bombings, which if done correctly, would have stopped 9-11, Bill Clinton was probably the best President since FDR.

I mean it. The dude was fucking awesome in every way possible. If you need any more proof, even the New York Post has how he's so bad ass.

He did something no one has done for a while. Deal with an unreasonable short freak who wears pant suits... And when he's not dealing with Hillary, he's totally working his voodoo over in North Korea.

If you haven't heard or you just don't give a shit about world news, North Korea had some local journalist and wouldn't let them go.. and thus.. Bill Clinton was called in..

Aug. 5 (Bloomberg) -- Bill Clinton’s trip to Pyongyang to free two U.S. journalists has given his host, Kim Jong Il, a moment in the global spotlight that may help open a path for a return to talks over North Korea’s illicit nuclear-arms program.

The success of the former U.S. president in securing the release of reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling eases strains created by North Korea’s nuclear and missile tests and the regime’s refusal to return to negotiations, former U.S. officials said.

The international attention from Clinton’s visit gives the North Korean leadership “an opportunity to pull themselves off a ledge” and a chance for the U.S. to benefit from “a ratcheting down of tensions and a potential for re-engagement,” said Victor Cha, who ran North Korea policy at the White House National Security Council under President George W. Bush.

At stake for President Barack Obama are the prospects for persuading Kim to abandon the North’s nuclear-arms development and his regime’s belligerent behavior. Clinton’s wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has spearheaded a campaign to enforce sanctions on North Korean shipping and foreign assets to push Kim back to the table.

Obama called the journalists’ families and expressed his relief that they will be reunited, according to a senior administration official who briefed reporters on the condition of anonymity. Clinton’s visit was “a private mission,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters yesterday.
So what did Hillary have to say about the subject?

"he was so relieved, and so happy to bring these young women home"
- Hill Dawg

And yes, before you point it out, it's 2009 and we're taking it old school to making jokes that were played out a decade ago regarding Bill Clinton keeping it in his pants. If you don't get my joke, let me break it down for you. This is potentially humorous because Bill Clinton had a reputation for philandering that dogged him throughout his presidential administration so it is ironic that his wife would so enthusiastically describe him "bringing young women home", a deliberate misunderstanding of his diplomatic accomplishment. Now you're up to speed.

Back to Hill-Dawg regarding North Korea. Did you know that North Korea blasted Hillary Clinton on July 23, calling her “a funny lady” whose recent comments “suggest that she is by no means intelligent,” in remarks released by the state-run news service. I think it's pretty ironic that they let two of their prisoners go to her husband. Maybe they just felt bad for him.

"We're getting the BAND back together, man!"

Either way. Fucking-A! Bill Clinton back in da House! Way to upstage Obama on his Birthday. Oh, you republicans... making such a big deal about a blowjob. He just rescued two ladies in North Korea from making your wal-mart merchindise, get this man five or six interns to give him some oral pleasure!

You guys gave him shit for smoking pot (but not inhaling) but he deserves a toke for this act of bravery. Carter got some Noble peace prize for his work over seas. Give Bill Clinton a fucking award! Cause he sure doesn't have a Trophy wife to put up on his mantle. Ok, I'm just giving Hill-Dawg cause I have a friend who is in love with her. Though she loves Bill even more. So hey, High five! Bill Clinton Rocks!

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