Conan The Destroyer

Conan The Destroyer...

Of your funny bone. I mean, he was one of those funny entertainers, I mean, just seeing Conan interact with Jon Stewart and Colbert was amazing and this Tuesday, and given that we didn't get new conan on the tonight show last night, it's the first day that I really don't care about Late Night Television. I mean, I look forward to September, but the only thing that has me remotely interested is Craig Ferguson. With Conan gone.. late night just feels a lot emptier.

So here's a little fix for you, these are some of the best Conan sketches that I've seen in the long history of the late night and tonight show. If you know anything about me, you'd know that I love puppets. Especially muppets, which are a mixture of Mop and Puppet.



So muppet faces of death is great


Here's a clip of when he showed up on Andy Rictor controls the Universe as the asshole boss


This one takes me back to my younger days.

Yes, I thought it was funny at the time. I still do.

Who can forget the classic desk driving?


Oh those German game shows


Hey, it's a certain other NBC star as a sketch character


Max and Conan go out for a beer


M.C. Hammer on the loose!


Ahhhh.. Walker Texas Ranger lever

Annnnnd more


9 minutes of wacky channel surfing


Ah... Christmas in New York


Apartment hunting can be hard



Trucker School


You want shoes?


Who doesn't want to see a giant red head learn how to pole dance?


Possibly the best combination in the world. Space Ghost with Conan...


God damn, I love this stuff. Part II


And there you have it. See you in September, Conan!

How (Not) To Write About Africa

How Not To Write About Africa

Today you get a simple video for my contribution. But just because it's a simple video doesn't mean it's nothing more. The video is utterly amazing in every way and the message in it should be heard.

Making The Cut

Making The Cut

I like the cut of your jib, you fine reader of this blog. The only problem is that I'm currently away on vacation on the open road. What I will find out there? I have no idea. Maybe it's just a bit of good ol' fun. Maybe it's more work. Maybe it's the American dream. I don't know. The only thing I do know is that I fear getting stabbed by hobos.

It is a constant fear, I tell you. I mean, it would be something I could ignore if it wasn't for the fact that people and the outside world scare me. So why the hell did I take a trip up north? I hear there's nothing but coffee drinking criminals out there. And with the idea that Hobos want money and I may have some in my pocket, they may very well stab me.

So I present you and to myself this video. Which is a helpful tool on how to survive an edged weapon attack.



I hope you enjoyed that. I would write more but then again, I'm more than likely on the road right now. So no time to type. Just remember that The Knife Video is brought to you by the breast Council.



Nothing is more pointy than a good set of....
woah now! Can't go there. You get the idea. Breast, it's what's in your shirt.

Hopefully rancid hobos don't kill me and take my money. If I don't see you again in about a week and a half, more than likely that happened. In which case, enjoy some of the best of.. blogs I have in store for you to read as well as a mixture of new stuff that was written before my untimely hobo stabbing.

And Now For Something Completely Different

And Now For Something Completely Different



Monty Python has had a little bit of a problem. You see, they are tired of having their videos up on Youtube in such piss poor quality. This isn't anything new as you may recall Youtube making a contest for a GOOD youtube video to be made.

In any event, this is the only way to enjoy the much loved BBC series is to purchase all the goods and services that one can purchase from these fine chaps. But for those of you who are piss broke, let's not over look your enjoyment at laughing.

So what is the answer to all this? Monty Python shall be putting up all their videos in higher quality and all for the low low price of nothing. Yes, that's correct. Nothing. You get this all free. Monty Python clips on Youtube for free? You where lucky! In my day we had t' work 25-hours a day, 7 days a week to afford 10 seconds of a sketch. And that's only when we didn't buy any food y'know



So in an effort to abuse whatever right they have given us to play their videos, here's some of my favorite Monty Python sketches.

If you didn't enjoy that, perhaps you should be sacked.

Silly Walking is clearly silly

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!

This is Olympics worth watching

PAY NO MIND TO THIS HERE COMMENT

Two from the Holiest of Holy grails

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS AND SPAM!

back in my day we didn't have Youtube to watch ball kicking movies

This is the best guide to how not to be seen

Oh the Grand ol' Cheese Shop

This blog shall be no more!

Nobody expected this....


Perhaps now you'll run out and get the 16 ton collection of Monty Python. I could sit at home all day and watch these. Hell, I may very well make a special meal out of it. But no spam.. cause I don't like spam.