Super Wacky Advertisements
This is one of those moments when I'm able to live up to the name of my blog. The following ads are really odd in every way possible. From how painfully honest they are. To how they really are over the top in describing everything but the item they're trying to sell.
So enjoy these very random ads, why don't you.
A Serious Man is the name of a very good film. It's also the best way to describe this mobile home seller;
This is just pretty damn funny;
Cuban Cynecologist and American Autosalesman
Crazy Bruce's Liquor
Oh the wonders of video production. Just think what YOU can do with it?
Ok, that was a bit too depressing, let's liven things up a little
And end it on a racist note!
There you have it. Some really strange ads. Will you be more inclined to buy their products or use their service? Who knows. I just know I laughed my ass off at them.
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Herbie Popnecker: Comic Book Legend
Herbie Popnecker: Comic Book Legend
Long before Grant Morrison had a grip on the weird comic idea genre, there was a little comic put out by Richard Hughes and Ogden Whitney of ACG comics...
This is Herbie Popnecker, the fat little nothing.
He can talk to anything he likes.
He travels through time.
And has terrible powers if you threaten his lollypop consumption.
And fought the Devil, after he accidentally sold his soul.
Is stoic in the face of his terrible father.
And is best friends with JFK and Jackie O.
He also moonlights as a superhero, the Fat Fury.
And did I mention he's beaten Castro?
I can't recommend it highly enough. Need more proof on this bazaar comic book? The plot of that story is every bit as good as it sounds...
Herbie's dad takes him to see a boxing match in the hopes of motivating Herbie to act like a real man. The match is between American Sonny Liston and the Cuban Pablo Popsicle. Popsicle is going to use the match earnings to ransom the Cuban counter-revolutionary Juan Buanana from Castro.
Unfortunately, while training, Popsicle decides he wants one of Herbie's lollypops. Turns out it's an anti-gravity pop, and he floats away.
And so Herbie has to take his place in the match.
Unfortunately, because Herbie disappears after the match, they award the prize money to Liston. So Herbie decides to walk to Cuba and give Castro a piece of his mind. He sneaks into Castro's stronghold...
But Castro won't deal with him, after Herbie offers him 10 million lollopops!
So Herbie seduces the female prison guard with his saucy dancing skills...
(all images are from various issues of Herbie Comics, recently reprinted by Dark Horse in Archive edition) You can see a list of reoccurring themes in the comics
Oh yes, did I mention that Herbie is Watchmen creators favorite superhero?
Yeah, I guess that makes perfect sense for him to look to this strange comic book character.
Long before Grant Morrison had a grip on the weird comic idea genre, there was a little comic put out by Richard Hughes and Ogden Whitney of ACG comics...
This is Herbie Popnecker, the fat little nothing.
He can talk to anything he likes.
He travels through time.
And has terrible powers if you threaten his lollypop consumption.
And fought the Devil, after he accidentally sold his soul.
Is stoic in the face of his terrible father.
And is best friends with JFK and Jackie O.
He also moonlights as a superhero, the Fat Fury.
And did I mention he's beaten Castro?
I can't recommend it highly enough. Need more proof on this bazaar comic book? The plot of that story is every bit as good as it sounds...
Herbie's dad takes him to see a boxing match in the hopes of motivating Herbie to act like a real man. The match is between American Sonny Liston and the Cuban Pablo Popsicle. Popsicle is going to use the match earnings to ransom the Cuban counter-revolutionary Juan Buanana from Castro.
Unfortunately, while training, Popsicle decides he wants one of Herbie's lollypops. Turns out it's an anti-gravity pop, and he floats away.
And so Herbie has to take his place in the match.
Unfortunately, because Herbie disappears after the match, they award the prize money to Liston. So Herbie decides to walk to Cuba and give Castro a piece of his mind. He sneaks into Castro's stronghold...
But Castro won't deal with him, after Herbie offers him 10 million lollopops!
So Herbie seduces the female prison guard with his saucy dancing skills...
(all images are from various issues of Herbie Comics, recently reprinted by Dark Horse in Archive edition) You can see a list of reoccurring themes in the comics
Oh yes, did I mention that Herbie is Watchmen creators favorite superhero?
Yeah, I guess that makes perfect sense for him to look to this strange comic book character.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Unintentional Porn 3: Return Of The Filler Post
Unintentional Porn 3: Return Of The Filler Post
It's Thursday and I have nothing. NOTHING, I tell you! I haven't had any time to write but that's not to say I don't have ideas to flesh out. I just haven't finished them, I tells you. So that means you get more porn related product placement in here.
Coming soon, actual written out fun filled soap box related humor!
Old comics are pretty wrong
Squeal like a ... chewing gum?
First he wears no pants.. Now he's doing this? BAD DONALD, BAD!
A warning to ships everywhere.
New meaning to "There's no crying in Baseball"
Chocked full of nuts! or at least FROM nuts.
Taking it ol' school. HARRRY' YOURE A WIZZZZAARRRDD!
.... Well thats not subtle at all.
This one's a give me since wrestling's full of gayness
Where's the frequent buyer cards for these?
Batman, Batman, Batman.. So you die and I honor you like this?
His Utility belt isn't his ultimate weapon.
Well that's just also wrong.
Dora sure needs to do some exploring.
Get down on your knees and praise.. whoever this god is.
Slow and steady....
It's going to be awkward to have him go door to door telling the neighbors he has a sex crime on his record.
Drink it up!
Where to mount it is the real question.
It's bound to get messy.
Shocking!
A preview of things to come: Dodger talk, Newspaper not fit to print, Fast Food Gone Wrong and Jugs, Headlights, Sweater Puppies and Melons.
It's Thursday and I have nothing. NOTHING, I tell you! I haven't had any time to write but that's not to say I don't have ideas to flesh out. I just haven't finished them, I tells you. So that means you get more porn related product placement in here.
Coming soon, actual written out fun filled soap box related humor!
Old comics are pretty wrong
Squeal like a ... chewing gum?
First he wears no pants.. Now he's doing this? BAD DONALD, BAD!
A warning to ships everywhere.
New meaning to "There's no crying in Baseball"
Chocked full of nuts! or at least FROM nuts.
Taking it ol' school. HARRRY' YOURE A WIZZZZAARRRDD!
.... Well thats not subtle at all.
This one's a give me since wrestling's full of gayness
Where's the frequent buyer cards for these?
Batman, Batman, Batman.. So you die and I honor you like this?
His Utility belt isn't his ultimate weapon.
Well that's just also wrong.
Dora sure needs to do some exploring.
Get down on your knees and praise.. whoever this god is.
Slow and steady....
It's going to be awkward to have him go door to door telling the neighbors he has a sex crime on his record.
Drink it up!
Where to mount it is the real question.
It's bound to get messy.
Shocking!
A preview of things to come: Dodger talk, Newspaper not fit to print, Fast Food Gone Wrong and Jugs, Headlights, Sweater Puppies and Melons.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Unintentional Porn 2: Electric Boogiedown!
Unintentional Porn 2: Electric Boogiedown!
So the last time I did this there was so many pictures extra that I had enough to make another pad post of porn centric pictures. Can you blame me? I am bit of a lazy writer. Well. Not so much. But it has been a long day and I swear, I have at least four or five pieces that I need to flush out a little more. Hints: More energy drinks, News in the porn industry, across the board to abstinence, a piece on Eggnog and then some more soap box related ranting about whatever is on my mind. Till then, enjoy another round of porn pictures..
Scrub that dirtiness away!
This is just.. odd
You wont stop at one!
I see the pecking order around here
Oh the festival balls, how they glow so bright.
Mmmmm Nutty!
Size matters, right?
If you were British this would be either funny or really mundane.
Umm.. smoke'em if you got'em?
These are all sorts of wrong
Sex should be between one human and another human..
I don't want to taste the fruit of their labor
It's like drinking the blood of the pure.
Get down on your knees and praise Jesus
On a side note, I have found these chips once and have never again.. :(
Mmmmmm... Spunk
You take that one eyed monster on, Hulk!
Oh so wrong
......
Don't want to put my penis in that!
So there you have it. Another filler blog. Are you happy? Are you pleased that you're laughing at what a marketing man most likely got fired for. Well you should be. He deserved it. He wasn't no Don Drapper in terms of coming up with proper product placement by filling these with sexual references, now was he?
So the last time I did this there was so many pictures extra that I had enough to make another pad post of porn centric pictures. Can you blame me? I am bit of a lazy writer. Well. Not so much. But it has been a long day and I swear, I have at least four or five pieces that I need to flush out a little more. Hints: More energy drinks, News in the porn industry, across the board to abstinence, a piece on Eggnog and then some more soap box related ranting about whatever is on my mind. Till then, enjoy another round of porn pictures..
Scrub that dirtiness away!
This is just.. odd
You wont stop at one!
I see the pecking order around here
Oh the festival balls, how they glow so bright.
Mmmmm Nutty!
Size matters, right?
If you were British this would be either funny or really mundane.
Umm.. smoke'em if you got'em?
These are all sorts of wrong
Sex should be between one human and another human..
I don't want to taste the fruit of their labor
It's like drinking the blood of the pure.
Get down on your knees and praise Jesus
On a side note, I have found these chips once and have never again.. :(
Mmmmmm... Spunk
You take that one eyed monster on, Hulk!
Oh so wrong
......
Don't want to put my penis in that!
So there you have it. Another filler blog. Are you happy? Are you pleased that you're laughing at what a marketing man most likely got fired for. Well you should be. He deserved it. He wasn't no Don Drapper in terms of coming up with proper product placement by filling these with sexual references, now was he?
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