Showing posts with label shooting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shooting. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Everything's Bigger In Texas - Including Shooting Rampages

Everything's Bigger In Texas - Including Shooting Rampages

Well, it's been almost a week now and we're getting more information to the puzzle that is this whole Fort Hood shooting. In all honesty, when I first heard about this my initial thought was, "Soldiers went crazy and shot up the place," but apparently the republican right has so much faith in our troops that one of these proud patriots could never betray his comrades in arms. It clearly had to be some sort of terrorist attack.

Upon first hearing about this, the first shot was accidental then the graduation ceremony was set off like a room full of mouse traps and ping pong balls. I'm sure President Obama will mourn the loss of these soldiers by announcing an increase of 67,000 troops to Afghanistan. Oh, don't worry. Graduation from military academy is pretty much a death sentence anyway. o I guess these folks just avoided the long plane trip, poor desert conditions and bypassed the wait before the surprise attack.



I call military personal a bit slow because people who sign up for the military are mostly undereducated because our education system sucks. Not to mention that you should be pretty fucking stupid to make your first choice you can make as an adult signing four years of your life away at the cost of others and your own life. They are angry and frustrated because our economic system sucks, and they feel marginalized and threatened because our social system sucks as well. They're products of a corrupt society, even if they participate in essentially imperialistic machinery.

Though, I suppose I shouldn't talk too much trash. They're still human beings after all. Just human beings that took up professional murder job for the great dental plan... Maybe they signed up because of the pretty uniform ribbons, I'm sure they completely forgot the two widely-publicized wars of aggression and then tens of thousands of published incidents of gratuitous violence towards Muslim civilians.

With the economic situation in the position it is in, it's only natural that the inner city youth get gobbled up by promises of free college and paid vacations to exotic lands and then are trained to be murderers, come home after their tour is over, and pass on their murdering skills to the new generations of gang bangers in my neighborhood. Thank you, America.

Oh you know me. I don't like hating on troops... ha ha j/k. I like to think that anyone dying is bad but these people made killing other people their occupation. So I'm quite conflicted. Maybe if the dead people were innocent third worlder's, I wouldn't be so apathetic. It may sound cold but the real tragedy here is the inevitable Nickleback song that will be written about this whole event.


This photo doesn't seem ominous enough. Better make it black and white and pizelate it to make him more scary and mysterious.

I know that my edgy words really aren't needed. But I say this for the next potential crazy killer. Killing poor soldiers who likely signed up to escape debt or for college money accomplishes absolutely nothing and you would have been better off attempting to assassinate a politician., though that too would accomplish nothing but at least nobody innocent would have died. It's a little sad that this is the only time Rush Limbaugh will mourn gun deaths in the hood.

You have to give it to our government though. They sure did put a lot of money to his training. 13 dead, 32 wounded. Someone def. hit the range before they did this.. You have to admit, guy taking out 13 in a combat readiness center, that's somewhat ironic. How the hell did he not get shot up? He opened fire with handguns against trained military personnel with guns in freaking Texas! It took the police to take him out? That's some Fargo shit right there. The hired rent-a-cop took him down.



I mean, he went to Virginia Tech, you should have seen it coming, right? Then from there he gets his advanced degree and joins the Army as a PTSD shrink stationed at Walter Reed, gets moved to Fort Hood and listens to dozens more people completely broken by things they saw and did in Iraq and Afghanistan. I mean, he is seriously getting the worse of the worse in terms of stories and he's getting them fresh off the plane. Then he finds out he's going to Iraq to see all this stuff he heard horror stories first-hand? Yeah, I dunno about you, but it seems like it makes perfect sense as to why he snaps and shoots up the place.

We all sat at our desk in front of a television screen, much like we did for Balloon Boy, but this time we were waiting for the why? Why would he do this? Then some of the details started getting released.
Fort Hood shooting suspect, Major Nidal Malik Hasan, wanted out of the Army after being constantly harassed by others in the military and was called a "camel jockey," his family said.

As Hasan was about to be deployed to Iraq, he was suffering from some of the same stresses that he was trained as an Army psychiatrist to treat.

Although the 39-year-old had just been promoted to major in May, his family says he had hired a lawyer to help him get out of the Armed Forces.

"Apparently became very disgruntled in the mission in Iraq and Afghanistan and voiced that to a lot of his colleagues," said Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX).

He also voiced it to the world in an Internet posting, where he compared suicide bombers to GI's who save their colleagues by throwing themselves on a grenade.

"Just keep in mind mass killers pretty much know they want to die and they tend to take as many people with them as they can in a shooting," said former FBI agent and ABC News consultant Brad Garrett, who also believes Hasan didn't want to survive the Ft. Hood shooting.

"It is one of those things where he went and wanted to kill a lot of people and commit suicide maybe in his own mind that he's saving peoples' lives," said Garrett. "As illogical as that sounds, in his mind, that would be quite logical."

So... another piece to the puzzle was that he shot up people after being harassed for being an Arab. Well then, I guess this is another case where you shouldn't be a bully. Then we get another piece of it in that seems to be a hot button topic that people will gravitate to no matter how much sense the other clear cut signs of trouble already pointed out. You see, there's a caller on the news that said that his daughter told him that she heard the gunman say "Allah Ackbar."



What will happen with this piece of information will be that people will assume and latch on to the idea that he has to be linked to al-Qaeda.As you remember, only a member of al qaeda could possibly yell allahu akhbar.

Oh shit. I should be aware of what I'm typing, the FBI may be paying attention to what I'm saying. I just suggest that you should target personal that aren't soldiers and I'm certainly not supporting ARE troops. Hmm. I wonder if posting this on the internet will preclude my future employment as a mid-level exec at Goldman Sachs. Oh well, see you bros at Gitmo. If you hear a dude cough 3 times during morning prayers; that's me, farting or something so I know an internet reader is in there with me. Together we can make it.....

If only they had died in Iraq like they were supposed to. Then this wouldn't be in the news. 12 American soldiers die every other day in Afghanistan. But you know, Dog bites man and all of the sudden it's a major news story that gets a bigger push than Jon and Kate's latest going on.

After this sort of situation it's just a matter of realizing that life just got a whole lot worse if you have an Arabic name and are in the army. I'm a little surprised that Dick Cheney hasn't come out and said something along the lines of: "We kept America safe from attack for seven years. Obama couldn't even manage one year."



And if you want to talk about awkward. There is a scene in the movie "the men who stare at goats" where a soldier on a bad LSD trip starts shooting up a base, randomly killing nearby soldiers. It is meant to be a comedy. Nothing could be funnier, comrade. I'm a little surprised that people haven't started demanding the movie be pulled from theaters yet. Hopefully not anytime soon, I still need to see it.

This event is really going to nullify all the progress against the death penalty from the Cameron Todd Willingham case. Hahaha, another just kidding. Texas hasn't progressed at all. Ever.

In the end, he was deeply distressed about a number of very concrete things and showed absolutely every possible sign people give for this kind of thing. We shouldn't have to launch an investigation to determine how much of a factor his religion was. I feel bad for the families that were hurt. It's tragic. But maybe we'll learn a lesson in this.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Kids Aren't Alright

The Kids Aren't Alright



As Hank Hill would say it, That boy ain't right. Only he should have meant boys. Kids these days are far from alright. First off we have an 8 year old shoots and kills his father and another man. Very strange.

ST. JOHNS, Ariz. (AP) - Police in this small eastern Arizona community are looking into the possibility that an 8-year-old boy who is charged with killing his father and another man with a rifle had been abused, the police chief said Saturday.

"I'm not accusing anybody of anything at this point," he said Saturday. "But we're certainly going to look at the abuse part of this. He's 8 years old. He just doesn't decide one day that he's going to shoot his father and shoot his father's friend for no reason. Something led up to this."

On Friday, a judge determined there was probable cause to show that the boy fatally shot his father, Vincent Romero, 29, and Timothy Romans, 39, of San Carlos, with a .22-caliber rifle. Under Arizona law, charges can be filed against anyone 8 or older. The judge ordered a psychological evaluation of the boy.

Melnick said police are pushing to have the boy tried as an adult, but he acknowledged it's unlikely a judge would grant that motion.

"This is a severe double homicide, premeditated, and that's the right thing to do," he said. "We're going to use every avenue of the law that's available to us, but we're also looking at the human side."
Now you may need a moment here to soak that all in. Come back when you're ready. First there's many people that are just screaming to give the little niglet the chair or the gun crazed that shout out that if the parents had more guns this never would have happened because then they'd have guns to shoot the kid who took their guns. Lastly there's the Big Lebowski who would have simply said 8 year olds dude. I guess the whole matter now is if we do give an 8 year old the death row sentence we'd be trying to out-do Iran with the fucked up conservatism stance.

An 8 year old on death row would be an awesome new low in the "Lets try and out-do Iran with the fucked up conservativsm" stakes.

Who's excited for the Law and Order SVU episode ripped from the headlines?



Then this one is a little off. This dumb ass died after running away when he couldn't play video games...

TORONTO — Investigators believe it's likely Ontario teen Brandon Crisp died after falling from a tree in the rural area northeast of Barrie, Ont., but they're not sure yet how long he survived in the outdoors before perishing.

Autopsy results on the body of the teen, found just over three weeks after he ran away from home, reveal he died of injuries to the chest.
I would have felt worse if he was kidnapped or hit by a car, but this was honestly just a dumb kid. So he's not allowed to play Call of Duty on Xbox and thus he ran away from home in an act of aggression to show them. Because nothing says "I deserve to play video games" like running far away from said video game. Then to end up climbing a tree for who knows what reason and ends up dead. Stupid Stupid Stupid.



I say stupid because this who situation went from a kid turning up missing and even having Microsoft chip in 25k as a reward to finding him and then turned into a case where the kid was just a dumb ass and ran away from home, failed to climb a tree and died a painful death.

I know fall damage in Call of Duty 4 is much more forgiving. I'm sure little Brandon is calling people faggots in heaven now. Then again, I really hope there isn't an afterlife because if there is this kid has to live (...dead?) with being the world's biggest joke for all of eternity. Being a teenager, running away because he can't play xbox, and dying from falling out of a tree?

If he had spend more time outside instead of sitting in front of the TV he would have known how to climb a tree better I guess. I know there wont be any gg respawn in 2 min gogogogoogo in this kids lack of future

Then we finally have this little tyke.

Here is why I'm asking grown-ups to vote for Barack Obama. I am 7 years old so I can't vote......

My mom told me that I shouldn't base my election analysis on "feelings" (I like him/her) or "beliefs" (I share his/her beliefs) but on logical arguments. She asked me to create my own rational explanations for my support of Obama. Here is one of my arguments:

McCain and Palin are not be qualified to be President / Vice President of the U.S. The President's job is to do good for the country and the world. To do good for the country, the President must make smart decisions on important situations.

Governor Palin believes the world is 6000 years old. This is absurd. This is not a rational belief. This is a mistake. Scientists, experiments and evidence have shown this to be completely false. Therefore, she is not rational. If she is not rational, she should not be allowed to be President or Vice President.

Please vote for Barack Obama.


Why?! I understand the concern but when I was 7 I wasn't concerned about the president. I was more worried if Donatello and Ralphie would make up in time before Shredder planned another evil plot. Let the children go and be children. Yeah, we're fucking it up and getting them into major debt that their generation and the following generation after them wont be able to pay. But it shouldn't cause them to get gray hairs already. Let them live an existence of just enjoying the fun carefree days without the concern on who is president.

Shit, that stuff is inane even for me and I actually like to follow politics for the simple subject of mocking it. Let the children play. They don't need to worry about getting abused and having to kill their father and face a death sentence. Nor should they be dumb enough to run away because they can't play Xbox longer than they want to. Most of all, don't introduce them to politics yet. You're just pandering at that point.

Wont anyone think of the children?