Secret Moves In Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed bills itself as the forciest Star Wars game to date (runner up: Yoda's Desktop Adventures). You take on the role of Galen "Starkiller" Marek, Darth Vader's secret apprentice and force-sensitive equivalent of a Harlem Globetrotter with a repertoire of powers so extensive that the developers ran out of feasible button combinations to execute them.
Only a quarter of Marek's moves are documented in the game itself. For some reason Lucas up in his fortress in Hippie town decided that releasing a phone book size instruction was not in the cards. The rest are fully implemented in the game's engine, waiting for players with enough memory and patience to pull them off.
The following button combinations are for the Xbox 360 version of Force Unleashed. If you are playing on the Playstation 3, simply replace the A B X Y buttons by "tapping" the morse code of each letter with rapid up-and-down movements of the Sixaxxis motion controller.
Marek grimaces and twirls his hands around erratically, leaving behind glowing trails of the force as a throbbing techno beat thumps away. While this move is active, Marek converts the attention of other people into health and genuinely believes he is creative and talented.
You know Scanners, the movie where people's heads blow up? This takes control of your enemy and forces him to recreate the most memorable part of that movie, where a guy walks from one side of the room to another.
Begins a lengthy and unnecessary explanation that the Force is actually Midi-Chlorians. Affects all enemies within 100 feet, causing them to shake their heads so violently that they suffer severe concussions. God damn you Lucas!!!
When you duck into a cave to take a quick breather from PVP and come face to face with a reanimated dwarf skeleton sporting a full beard, you'll realize that this is the greatest MMO ever made. 9/10