Amy Winehouse, 27, Found Dead at her London Flat

Amy Winehouse, 27, Found Dead at her London Flat

I was away but you know, I thought this was some important information you should be aware of...

A large explosion has hit near government headquarters in the Norwegian capital Oslo.

At least one person was killed in the city centre blast, national broadcaster NRK reports.

The offices of Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg were damaged extensively but a government spokeswoman said he was safe.

At least eight people were injured, local media said. No-one has said they were behind the explosion.

Television footage from the scene showed rubble and glass from shattered windows in the streets - smoke was around some buildings. The wreckage of at least one car was in street.

Wait, you thought I was going to post about a coked out chick who should have been dead years ago? The only thing that we lost in all this is now when someone dies that was healthy and shouldn't have, we can't say "_____ died and yet Amy Winehouse is still alive?" anymore. Though I'm sure we could replace her name with Lindsey.

Anyhow, you're already reading about a tragic event (the terrorist attack, you moron) so you probably should read on.



Look at that, people are threading roses into the barricade set up to keep people out of a street leading up to the government block that blew up when the bomb went off. But over all this seems like this was just another excuse to blame Islamic followers for their terrorist ways. Here we are 10 years after 9/11 and I thought maybe, just maybe we would finally make some progress.. Welp.. Guess not.

The stupid shit about all this is that it wasn't even Islamic terrorism. It was right wing craziness. What the fuck, man.



Why yes, this incident had nothing to do with Islamism, but let's go ahead and talk about how Scandinavia needs to defend itself against the stinking fly-ridden Muslamic fifth column anyway. I mean, just look at the word count. "Islamic" was said 7 times. "Right-wing/Nationalist" was said ZERO times.

It was so bad that the dude seriously used the term Islamic terrorism about 3 times in a single sentence. How is that even possible in the human language? But hey, at least they said the word Terrorism. So it's got some factual backing to it. And now, to our expert on the Islamic menace, a guy named Christian White.

But you see, he was a lone wolf. Yes, he was - a lone wolf. And that's what wolves do. They shoot and kill eighty children. It's all just part of nature. Lone wolves don't have political ideology. They just do things because they are lone wolves..

It should have come as a stunning surprise that Norway was attacked by a blonde, blue-eyed, anti-Islamic terrorist. But the narrative from now will be exactly this, that right wing extremists are an uncontrollable, unaccountable force of nature and they must not be angered by the presence of despicable Muslims.

We stand tall in the face of terrorism and all that bullshit, but maybe we should immediately give in to the demands of right-wing terrorist and revise our policies because they'll just blow up more people if we defy them.

It basically boils down to being summed up as "Why do you make me hit you, European Muslims?"

I mean, I warned you that not genociding the swarthy savage would lead to people like me shooting your kids. You can't say I didn't warn you!!



At least that's what every right-wing article is saying. And to me the irony of giving into terrorist attacks by the right-wing is not lost on. I can't recall the last time I read a situation where people were like "Well, this madman's point's were correct", but this is the case here. Don't believe me? Look at this shit:

Mr. Breivik’s declaration did not name Mr. Kaczynski or acknowledge the numerous passages copied from the Unabomber’s 1995 manifesto, in which the Norwegian substituted “multiculturalists” or “cultural Marxists” for Mr. Kaczynski’s “leftists” and made other small wording changes.

By contrast, he quoted the American and European counterjihad writers by name, notably Mr. Spencer, author of 10 books, including “Islam Unveiled” and “The Truth About Muhammad.”

Mr. Breivik frequently cited another blog, Atlas Shrugs, and recommended the Gates of Vienna among Web sites. Pamela Geller, an outspoken critic of Islam who runs Atlas Shrugs, wrote on her blog Sunday that any assertion that she or other antijihad writers bore any responsibility for Mr. Breivik’s actions was “ridiculous.”

“If anyone incited him to violence, it was Islamic supremacists,” she wrote.

How the fuck... I mean, my mind is blown. It's not our fault! It's your fault for existing! If they were smart they'd just assert that he's a lone nut who took some of their own views to extremes that they never dreamed of and be done with it.

Cause really, when this guy's ideology was first revealed I knew that people would be all like "Yeah, he's horrible BUT...." however I never thought that it would happen this quickly, comprehensively and thoroughly. Because man, this is pretty sickening. At this point, Muslim extremists might as well have done it for all that the media cared.



Then they scaled down the number of dead from Utoya to only 68. How exactly did this happen? Were there missing people who were counted as dead or what? It just seems odd to think that they over counted dead bodies.

Then you have to think about it. Maybe Northern Europeans have the ability to slip into a deep, torporous slumber when they're threatened. This is usually reserved for surviving the long winters, but I'm sure it can happen in the summer too.

But to be honest, I'm not sure how reading that made me feel exactly. Like, I'm trying really hard to be relieved by something that I actually thought about in fewer deaths. I mean, only 68 kids killed instead of 80, that's pretty good right. Gotta think positive. But then you realize that 68 kids have died from this, including one that died in the hospital while 8 died from the bomb with the numbers expecting to rise a bit, and I think to myself that it's really fucked up beyond belief.

But what isn't fucked up is the way that the public reacted to this terrorist attack. Just look at the candle light/flame visual for the situation.



Gotta admit, that looks pretty dangerous. What if someone's hair catches on fire? On the other hand, it does look nice to live in a country that isn't terrible. Just think about it. 15,000 people showed up for the torch vigil in Lillenhammer, which is a town of 26,000. Makes you wonder what that other 11,000 people were doing with their time. They better have a damn good excuse.

And just look at the following messages from the leaders.

Glette Henrik Glette
#Oslove is when a city responds to terror not by being taken over by military, but by hordes of flower wielding inhabitants.

Damn right. I hated the fact that Bush directly went to war with anyone and anything after 9/11. As if we needed that and not just look into the inner security issues with the airports and the screenings to the flight sims.

But keep reading, they get better and better.

"evil can kill a humanbeing, but never break an entire people" - jens stoltenberg just now

"we will not hate, we will not want revenge" - auf leader that survived from utøya

God damn, I'm really jealous that they have competent leadership that knows what is best or the people. And while I wish they would, you know, highlight the criminals in this for what they are, instead of avoiding the Oklahoma City Bombing comparison because of what they had in common.

There you go. If you cared more about Amy Winehouse's death than something like this.. You deserved to have been fooled by the articles misleading subject header.