Oh hey, it's coming up on November and that means you get to toss out a meaningless vote that won't count for much of anything. But hey, if you're going to vote for any direction, perhaps it'll be a good thing to turn on Fox News and just go the opposite of what they're suggesting.
Why, you ask? Oh, I don't know...
Welp, someday I'm just going to learn to stop asking if Fox screen caps are jokes or not. It's pretty much a given that the following applies.
"Any sufficiently bad fox news story is indistinguishable from satire."Clearly it's just a case of chronic shortage of head-bearing pikes and guillotines amongst the unemployed! You know, each day it's just a matter of America coming closer and closer to being a bad dramatization of the French revolution.
-Arthur C. Boner
So hey, even if the vote doesn't count, at least the other shit on the ballot is worthy of your hole puncture.