St. Paddy's Day
An interesting thing happened on the most generic Irish-American created holiday. People started giving a shit about the lack of Double D's in Patty's... Which, I guess is important. Since Patty is short for Patricia. And really, a lack of dd's is something to be concerned about as I know I get really lonely when I don't have dd's and instead two tt's....
Okay, never mind that green beer isn't a thang, that corned beef is actually a Jewish invention and that Irish Car bombs are an offensive drink that would be equal to calling a mixed drink a "9/11 Jihad" Which I guess would be one awesome drink come September.
In any event, here's a video to tell you what happens when you ingest all that green booze.