SAVING PAPA

SAVING PAPA

As you well know, I dislike Papa John. His company hated him as well and that's why the locked him out. Well, now the idiot has created a website to try to save his image and here's the words straight down from PAPA  himself;

As I said in a recent letter, I miss you all very much. More than words can express! Papa John’s is our life’s work and we will all get through this together somehow, some way. I can only imagine how difficult this entire situation is on you, and I’m very sorry you all have to go through this. Know that in every minute of every day you are all in my thoughts and prayers.

Yes, a man who would rather place the burden of the affordable care act on to his employees instead of charging an extra 14 cents per pizza to cover them healthcare wise is now appealing to the hearts and minds of those same employees in an open letter.

Man, I wonder how this is going to turn out. I'm sure to get right on donating my time and effort to a guy whit a house the size of a museum and two underground garages. Yup, that seems like a good use of time.

I think it's pretty clear that we should have known he was a fucking asshole the whole time when he not only gave himself a nickname like Papa John, but used said nickname as the title for his business. It was right there in front of us the whole time and we fucking missed it.

The real question is why is he still bothering? He is a billionaire after all, why doesn't he just go on a fuck off with all his money. I guess the answer is because the richer people get, the more paranoid they are about losing it all. So they constantly feel they need more and more money to fill the void that their soul would have taken the space of.  It's like something breaks in people after a certain amount of wealth and they need more of it. It's why the Koch brothers keep fucking everything up even though together they're worth 100 billion. Though in their case, they keep funding studies to prove their moronic theories and each one of them comes up proving the exact opposite. So they're at least constantly experiencing karmic schadenfreude and it's amazing.

In this case, I guess I'm just in the mindset that we shouldn't let the billionaire who doesn't want to pay his employees a living wage say the N-word. The dude just really needs to take a hint and go away. Hell, this is still a capitalist society were we're all self-made men. If Papa John was any good, he'd make a new pizza company and start over to show Papa Johns who's boss.

At the very least it does seem that Papa John has a very punchable face. So if all else fails, if he did some sort of kissing booth situation and instead had it that you can punch his stupid face, he'd probably make another billion easily.

I didn't even link to his website where he fucking hosted this stupid plea because, well, that would be a waste of your click. Fuck this dude.