Forget About Important News - Al Gore's Marriage Recount

Forget About Important News - Al Gore's Marriage Recount

Breaking News! Al and Tipper Gore decide to separate after 40 years of marriage!

Al and Tipper Gore Separate

Originally posted 17 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

Al Gore and his wife of 40 years, Tipper, are separating.

The couple wrote an email that found its way to Politico, saying, "We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate."

The email continues, "This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

The couple has 4 kids.

Roughly one year ago today -- the couple's daughter Kristin Gore filed for divorce from her husband Paul Cusack.

and the politico article mentioned above:

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

The e-mail was obtained by POLITICO and confirmed by Kalee Kreider of the office of Al and Tipper Gore. Kreider said there would be no further comment.

Tipper Gore is a professional photographer who in 1996 published “Picture This, A Visual Diary,” which she called “a personal photographic representation of life as wife of the vice president.”

She often took pictures at campaign events and behind the scenes when her husband ran for president in 2000. In recent years, she often accompanied him on speaking and book-signing engagements as he continued his quest for action on "the climate crisis."

During Bill Clinton's presidency, the then-vice president and his wife donned costumes for an annual Halloween party that became a Washington tradition.

The Gores, who have four children and live in Tennessee, marked their 40th wedding anniversary two weeks ago.

The Gores both grew up in the Washington area. They met at a high-school graduation dance and were married at the National Cathedral on May 19, 1970, according to Tipper Gore’s White House biography.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/storie...l#ixzz0pcXtaE2O

Ah yes. Another pointless celebrity bullshit news piece that will succeed in distracting Americans from real news stories. The oilcam was pretty boring after all and we can't watch Israel shoot civilians live anymore, so I guess it was only a matter of time before we got one of these shocker CNN headline news fluff pieces.

I say fuck that, what's Lady GaGa doing? This is just more proof that elitist liberals don't hold our average American family values! Surely I need to vote Republican next election cycle or my good ol' American family values will be tossed out the window.

I find it funny that in the news story he treats the Climate Crisis as if it's some soft drink or something that he's plugging on the talk show circuit. How dare he try to convince us things are heating up on the global scale when it's clear it's not even true of his own love life. Bazinga!



The divorce is probably because he's fat as fuck now. Just look at how he ballooned up after he won the election that was stolen from him. Imagine having to go down on a dude and his belly is, like, pressed up against your forehead. I'm also sure his high horse on global warming did it in. Women like guys that have hobbies, not obsessions. Sorry Al.

I think he'll be okay though. Somehow he'll be able to find a nice girl that shares his concern for dolphins and the environment out of all the college-age environmental activist in the entire world. The dude was probably banging half of green peace anyway. Tipper was totally holding him back. If I could, I would totally take him out for a drink and give him a pep talk.

The real question now is who's going to get the internet in the divorce? I mean, I sure hope that my bittorrent sites are located on Al's half of the internet.

What's The Deal With Sex Tapes?

What's The Deal With Sex Tapes?

Oh John Edwards, what a piece of work you are.. Did you here the latest? Not only did he admit to being the father, but he also has some video sex tape out.

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

When rumors of the affair first broke Young was so loyal to Edwards that he pretended that he was the father of Hunter's daughter Frances Quinn, now 2. But part of Young's disillusionment with the 2004 vice presidential candidate and 2008 candidate came one day as he went through a stack of DVDs at Rielle Hunter's house.

It was this betrayal that prompted Young to write his tell-all book, The Politician, out February 2. Background: The New York Daily News reported last June that Young mentioned the existence of the tape in his book proposal. It's expected that he'll reveal further details in that story, and in the 20/20 interview to promote it, to air on Friday. "It [the tape] was kind of the last straw for people who had sacrificed savings and jobs to lie for John," said one of our sources. "You should expect to see plenty more stories about him coming out of the woodwork when more people realize how... complicated... his motivations were."

Up until he discovered the DVD, says one of our sources, Young's devotion was typical of the "cultish" fervor Edwards brought out in his staffers. This is why, says our source, who is close to Hunter, major media organizations could not stand up the affair story despite well-intentioned efforts. "They [staffers] would do anything to stop it coming out — they lied, they bullied, they called reporters' editors and bad-mouthed them, they exchanged access."

We haven't seen the tape ourselves, so if anyone has a copy they'd like to share, please get in touch.

John Edwards had a bastard child due to unprotected sex. If only that CVS had had a 10-gallon jimmy hat! Most of all, if you're John Edwards why would you think it's a good idea to just leave a sex tape sitting around in the boxes your assistant is organizing? I'm surprised he wasn't elected. It's pretty clear that he's a normal idiot just like you and me! Even more so than Mr. Scott "I have a pick-up truck" Brown.

I just wonder if having a huge dick makes you more or less electable? I suppose I shouldn't be surprise that Edwards has a sex tape. His mistress was a videographer, so it does make sense. But still, I never had the urge to film myself. yeah, it's sometimes a turn on to watch myself while fucking in the mirror, the reflection of the window or maybe their open compact on the dresser and I'll be like "Heh, who is that handsome man plowing a woman he doesn't love? Oh yeah, that's right. It's me!" Booooyah! But I'm not getting the camera any time soon.

"Big Dick" Edwards hints at the national endowment...

"Help is on the way"

Since we're in the first day of Black History month.. which is overshadowed by some stupid corporate holiday in the middle of the month, I should point out before Valentines day that sex tapes are stupid. Sex tapes are really retarded and there's nothing erotic about the idea. Why the fuck do people make them? How else am I suppose to share the moment of conception with my children when they are older?

It's not even like you can tape yourself having sex and have it come up in any positive situation. You're not going to enjoy watching them with the family. You're not going to look back at it when it's a cold night and your lover is on the high seas or away protecting our freedoms. There's really no reason for a sex tape to exist.


How big?

"Famous people" probably aren't any more likely than non-famous people to get an urge to film themselves. It's just that when famous people do it, the media makes you aware of it. God only knows how many million people have filmed themselves fucking since the invention of the personal video camera and the ease that cameras have been added to our phones. Nothing like seeing poor quality home made porn on your iPhone.

Maybe these stars are so used to having cameras in their faces that they can't perform without it. I really don't see any other reason why you would need a sex tape of yourself around or a camera for when you're fucking. To get a real good camera angle you need a third person and from personal experience, having people watch you fuck is always a little awkward. Otherwise you're just going to have some really unattractive stand still shot of, like, your balls. At which point, it could be anyone's ass hole and balls meeting in a clapping manner.



In fact, there's really only one reason to make and keep a sex tape and that's so you can potentially fuck over your ex if the break up goes bad. But really, that's the only reason and naked pictures of yourself seem to be the much simpler example of that. Lots of people film themselves having sex, usually because you know it is going to end some day and you want to keep a tape as blackmail/ to masturbate over.

It's clear that men like to have leverage over women and since everyone calls women in sex tapes sluts and stuff, they use it as a shame-based bargaining chip. At this point, if you haven't filmed yourself having sex and put it on the internet yet, then stop reading this at once, go do that. I'm sure you'll realize how much shame it brings you via that action.



Maybe you would film yourself for proof. Like if you're with a really really hot chick that you know your buddies wont believe you if you told them you were fucking this girl. I suppose that would make some sense. Then again, you would have to figure out how to fool the girl into actually letting you film the sex, right?

But for someone like John Edwards was getting into a tall-tale challenge with some friends of his and he was like "Well once I had sex with another woman while my wife was out of commission with Cancer" and they're like "Oh no way man, no way you did that, that shit is awful" and then he's like "No that's the real deal look I got this unmarked DVD to prove it". That's what I thought..



Then again, how many people are famous because they made a sex tape. I'm pretty sure that we know the Hilton name because of the Hotel chain, not because some thin as paper slut decided to make a green lit porno that you have to be morbid to jerk off to. What are you into, martians? Why can't there be cool sex tapes? Where the hell is my Kat Perry sex tape. How can we get a John Edwards sex tape and not have a Katty Perry one?

If you want to stop sleeping, watch any part of Tonya Harding's sex tape. The complete lack of expression on the dude's face at any time in the film is horrifying and you have to wonder if he's simply in utter pain while having sex with her. Either that or trying to set his fantasy football team roster.



Either way, I'm not sure how to close this article off but with the simple logic on why you should never ever make a home made porn/sex tape. Just take a look on google for home made porn. Endless amounts of faces of girls with no names sucking and taking on faceless cocks.. Yeah, it's pretty much the future of your poorly done sex tape. Is there a benefit to this whole action? Hmm. I dunno. Maybe it will turn you on with the idea that there's hidden eyes watching you. Maybe not. But for fucks sake don't leave your sex tape/dirty pictures laying around. What kind of moron are you?

2009 Dead Pool Results

2009 Dead Pool Results

At the end of 2008 I made a dead pool list of people who I thought would be.. um.. dead by the end of the year. It's a simple game, really. You pick ten people who you believe will not make it to next year and then you wait. If those people die then you simply subtract their age at death by 100 and that's how many points you get for them. It's really a morbid game when you think about it. But then again, the way that the media treats our Celebrity deaths, it's really the only way I know how to deal with it.

When you look past the sick rules and way you play this game, you can see that there's an incentive for not picking the very elderly. Th younger the person, the more points you're going to get for their shocking demise. When as picking people who are old and already have one foot in the grave will be will be good for a couple of points, but you're not going to get much for them. It's really a game of numbers.

Here's my list from last year;

Hugh Hefner
Roger Ebert,
BB King,
George Steinbrenner,
Amy Winehouse,
Mindy Mcredy,
Patrick Sawyze,
Ted Kennedy,
Larry king,
Barack Obama.

I went with the easy ones, as you can see by my point total;

Patrick Sawyze was 57 worth 43 points
Ted Kennedy was 77 and worth 23 points
My grand total for the year was 66 points.

To be perfectly honest, that's a lot better than how I did the year before. I suppose at this time we should take a look at those who have past. Most recently we have Brittany Murphy... who I have to admit I had a huge crush on her. Even more than so in Clueless than Alica Silverstone. I mean, she was the "nerd" of that group and let me tell you, nerds are hot. Then again, this all sounds like it's an illegal activity.. which necrophilia is in the state of California.



But seriously - Andy Dick, Amy Winehouse, and Abe Vigoda are still alive and yet Murphy is dead? Now that is a tragedy. I don't give a fuck about Michael Jackson. Let's talk about Murphy some more. Ever see the movie Ramen Girl? No? You should.

It really is an ironic masterpiece of film. The film premise is A white girl with no discernable skills or training whatsoever becomes a master of ramen maker. Ramen girl owns, it's like the next karate kid except about ramen and even more fucking orientalist.



Ok, not really. But still, you need to respect someone who took their career choice and moved it into that direction. That's a whole lot better than Michael Jackson. Fuck that douche. I'm not even going to give it much attention here because it's already received 4 million in media promotion. Most of all, I'm bitter that I had to work on that mess.

Most of all I'm still bitter that he wasn't on my dead pool list. That's almost 50 points I could have received for my dead pool list. That pissed me off to no end. Fuck you Michael Jackson. This just means I'm going to have to kick it up this year to another level and pick names that will actually have more kick to their step.So.. do you want in?



So here's your chance to get in on the TWENTY-TEN Celeb dead pool. Just post a comment or e-mail me your dead pool picks.. only limiting them to ten names per person or we get into some crazy math and keeping up those names is too much work. This should come in no later than January 5th or if a celebrity who is high profile enough dies before then, it doesn't count.

The people you choose have to be famous for more than just their death. So if someone is going to die soon and is in the news, they may not be allowed on the list if they don't have any claim to fame for any other reason. The winner will get $50 bucks and a special prize.

So go ahead and comment or put in your list of ten people and you're in. Besides, it'll be an easy way to do something truly evil and predict people's deaths. Boooyah.

Year In Auto-tune Rewiew

Year In Auto-tune Rewiew

Now that Christmas is over we're faced with the next week to not be slammed with Christmas cheer or the idea of going shopping for those loved ones, but to look back at the year that was 2009. There's going to be a slew of year end list, but perhaps this one that focuses on the media in 2009 will be fitting to run it through some heavy auto-tune.

Enjoy