This blog post is about petting your pussy in that oh so right way that will make that little fluff ball purrr purr and purr some more. As you can see from the diagram above, petting your pussy isn't that difficult. It just takes a moment to try different routes. Pretend you're kneading bread. Or just punch your cat.
Side note, do not punch your cat. It will not appreciate that. Perhaps you could sing it a song with your guitar?
Just remember. If you don't pet your pussy correctly, it knows... and it'll come for you when you eventually sleep...
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