Saturday, July 28, 2012

Homophobic-lite Chicken Sandwiches

Homophobic-lite Chicken Sandwiches

By now you're painfully aware that Chick-Fil-A is all too happy hating on gay marriage and making sure that the act of balls slapping ass will have no place in a world where they bread and cook chicken sandwiches. But just in the instance that you DO want to have something similar in terms of taste as that but without all the supporting an agenda of hate towards alternative lifestyles, here's a handy dandy recipe that you can make at home to replicate it;

What you'll need:

1 boneless, skinless chicken breast
1/4 cup pickle juice (Hilah recommends sour dill)
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup flour
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
Optional: up to 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper for a spicy sandwich
Oil for frying (about a cup)

Now how do you bring it all together? Let's let the magic of video tell you!

All you have to do to make it a fully replicated Chick-Fil-A sandwich is to swear at those faggots ruining your straight marriage and you sir will have a 1:1 replica of the sandwich in your very own home!

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