Monday, August 15, 2011

Corporations Are People Too

Corporations Are People Too

Hey, did you hear? Corporations are people -

Ha! The crowd laughs at him. Man, that's sweet. I'd also laugh at Mitt Romney as well.

But you hear that shit? Corporations... Human beings, my friend. That shit is just crazy. Obama would never consider humans equal to corporations. So hey, both Mitt Romney and Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack H. Obama believe the thing Mitt Romney said in the video. But only Romney was stupid enough to say it out loud and so openly.

Did you know that in the late 19th century corporations got more benefit from the changes in legal definitions of person hood than freed slaves did? Fucking America. I just need to learn how to turn myself into a corporation. Maybe if I'm bitten by a corporation on a full moon, maybe then I will turn into one.

This may sound like a joke but I'm guessing that the government of the united states of America will probably recognize a marriage between a man and a corporation before one between man and man. But hey, who agrees with him on this issue?

Welp, I guess I could have guessed that one.
KEYES: Governor, are corporations people?

PALIN: The people pay the taxes. It’s not an entity — the corporation itself — that pays the taxes. It’s the people who pay the taxes. So Mitt Romney was right.
But hey, why should that stop you from voting for Romney. I mean, he's a friend of the animals, right?
The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from Boston to Ontario, which the family apparently completed, despite Seamus's rather visceral protest.

It all becomes clear now. Mitt is the driver and we're the terrified, compulsively shitting and pissing Irish setter strapped unthinkingly to the roof of this car we call America. But hey, it's at least nice that someone takes responsibility for their actions in the political setting..
Tea Party Rep: Bank Should Have Known I Wouldn't Be Able To Repay $2.2 Million Loan
Jillian Rayfield | August 11, 2011, 10:01AM

Tea Party aligned Georgia Rep. Tom Graves ®, who castigates Washington for fiscal irresponsibility, reached an out of court settlement Wednesday after he was sued for defaulting on a $2.2 million loan -- which his attorney argued is the bank's fault for lending him the money in the first place.

Ha! Fuck this stupid country. It deserves all the bad shit that will ever happen to it.

1 comment:

Mishi said...

off course the corporations are people too. well said Romney.

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