Your Diet Ends Now

Your Diet Ends Now

You've made it almost an entire month on the new and improved you. Yes, you worked hard and stood on that diet to keep those new years resolutions down. But I have to say, all that ends now!



I mean.. what the fuck? Really? Why would you do that to yourself? Especially when it could potentially kill you!

A 15-year-old male and a 16-year-old female were found dead inside a vacant Surf City apartment on Friday.

Along with them? An empty can of Four Loko, the famed caffeine-spiked alcoholic beverage blamed for several deaths across the country and banned in several states.

Last fall, the Chicago-based makers of Four Loko agreed to stop adding caffeine to the drink to comply with FDA regulators who declared the stuff was unsafe.

Thought it's been dubbed "Blackout in a Can" with 12-percent alcohol, it's tough to believe that just one of these suckers could cause the death of two teenagers. Officers found other indications of drug and alcohol use in the apartment, but no specifics were given as the investigation is still ongoing.

But really. I would say that if you're not dead, then it's at least the death of your resolution for better health. And if you are dead. Well then, you really don't have to worry about any other new years resolution from now on.

But maybe that was a bit gross and didn't actually tempt you in any way to break those promises you made to yourself on that hungover January 1st. Perhaps seeing how they make some delicious looking pastries will finally kill it.



Yup.. the diet is now officially off!