Beer - Creator of Civilization
It was only a few days ago that you were probably like most Americans and drank as much beer and eat as much junk food all while watching a sports event that is dwarfed by the commercials that run during it, we need to stop and think about all the good that beer has brought us.
Homer Simpson was indeed right. Beer - The Cause of and solution to all of life's problems. So drink up, my friends. Let's have a toast to the thing that we toast with.