Are All Men Pedo-Bears?

Are All Men Pedo-Bears?

Yes! For the first time a documentary examines the global impact of pedophilia from a cultural and professional perspective.

We live in a society that condemns pedophiles, though biological instinct and world cultures throughout history suggest that an attraction to adolescents is as natural as it is unavoidable. The fashion industry on the one hand sexualizes ever-younger girls while those who act on these instincts are reviled. The apparent hypocrisy at the heart of society forces the question:



Hmm, why yes. Let's put an airbrushed picture of a girl that perfectly matches the infatilised beauty standards of the early 21st century in a context that demands looking and attraction and then shout "GOTCHA! She's only 14, take a seat sir" that will certainly lead to a deeper understanding of the pathological sexuality of pedophilia.

Also, am I seeing things or does the bottom of that poster really say "Interviews with DICK SWAAB". Because if it does, man did they just nail everything down too perfectly.

So let's see this trailer and what all the fuss is about with this little documentary....



Welp, that some shit right there.

I'm confused. Is the movie's point "Deep down we're all really pedophiles, stop getting mad about it"? Wow. They should release it as a double feature with hard candy. It's just strange that they're going about this and just saying that eventually we will all just accept pedophilia as okay because it's natural.

No, I'm afraid I don't think that will happen you sick fucks. Or maybe they're just pointing out that the infantilisation of standards of female beauty is a perfectly natural bio-truth and that no, all men are not pedophiles. But man, does that trailer make it sound like it.

Because if it was trying to justify pedophilia as anything remotely close to natural then I don't know, America. I just don't know about you. This whole idea that human sexuality evolved in paleolithic period as virile hunter gatherers acted on their impulses and attractions to smooth surfaces aksjdalskjalkfjlksjlfalfldjlfdas;k

GAH! Fuck that, I can't even finish that sentence because it's all sorts of fucked.

Then again, it's hard to blame them though, I mean pedophiles are probably the most demonized group in America. And hey, maybe it's not like they choose to be pedophiles, right? Just like I can't help but be attracted to red heads. Even if it's not genetic, it's the who nurture vs. nature argument. I grew up with this thing for red heads. These people had some sort of fucked up trauma in their life via their parents or other force that made them sexually stunted with that.

Besides, they're the group that gets brought up when people are trying to come up with comparisons to make gay marriage look bad. These pedo-bears probably hate themselves all day, every day for their entire lives.

So I guess the question still remains, Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Pedophiles!