Valentine's is just a day or two away and let's be honest, it makes you do stupid things. Though one thing I hope it doesn't make you do is go out and try one of these...
Because if you're like me, you're probably wondering what that is..
The answer is that it's a woman. Don't worry, I can understand why you wouldn't be familiar... Oooooh snap!
But really, it's the volcano of love, you idiot. Can't you read? Oh, excuse me. It's really a VOLCANO of LOVE.
I know, I didn't answer what exactly it is by that either. To be honest, I don't know what it is. But I do know that there's a Hello Kitty in a HOOTERS shirt right there on the bottom... so that has to mean quality, right?