MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT
I'm so happy this film is coming out this week. It just means that I
will never have to see the shitty trailer again when I go to the movies.
I have no idea what it is, but I guess since the concentrated amount of
times I have been going to the flicks lately has increased, the chance
of seeing the trailer for this film has just gone way up where I pray
every time that it won't be in the previews.
Also, why is
it that Tom Cruise is still a thing? Can we all just decide to stop
supporting this douche bag actor? He's a crazy cultist who I just don't
see as a lead anymore. Let's be honest with ourselves and he's starting
to look really old Besides that, there's only so many times you can
listen to a bad techno version of the Mission Impossible theme song.
even if this film isn't bad or the story isn't forced, I do think we
can all just get a little tired of the formula in which it's mostly them
getting disavowed and then spending a bunch of time building up some
ridiculous heist style mission that's over in five minutes. The worst
part is that out of all the movies, the first one still had the best
heist style portion. So it's just been complete trite bullshit since.
top of that, Hunt has done nothing but prove to his government over and
over and over again that he can just kick flip back and save the world
with a spunky small group and not to mention that his loyalty has never
wavered and yet here we are on the billionth time that they can't help
but fall over themselves to brand him a traitor at every chance they
They also sort of dealt with him getting married
to Michelle Monahgan in the weirdest way possible. Simon Pegg just sort
of mentions off hand at the beginning of MI4 something along the lines
of "Oh, sucks to hear things didn't work out with your wife" and then
Tom Cruise kinda glares at him annoyed and we then get Jeremy Renner,
the ugliest leading actor in Hollywood.
Michelle was only in the series because J.J. Abrahams just loves to turn
any franchise into Alias so he could use his favorite "Oh no, my family
can't find out I'm a spy" bullshit story line. Though, I forgot if she
showed back up at the end of another movie. Honestly, it's all so
goddamn forgettable. Yet here we are eagerly awaiting the next
installment that has Tom slingshotting himshelf across the top of the
Earth's atmosphere like a skipping stone until he attains full speed
escape velocity and sends himself to the heart of the dying sun's core
and reignites it through sheer force of will saving everyone and proving
that he's not a traitor to his country like they branded him earlier in