Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pimps Up, Hoe's dow... You Know What? Nah, Just Pimp Ups.

Pimps Up, Hoe's dow... You Know What? Nah, Just Pimp Ups.

Halloween was just two weeks ago and I'm sure you saw your share of white dudes dressed as pimps. But seriously, guys. Why? Why did you go out there and embarrass yourself like that? You're going to feel especially foolish after you see today's blog post.

You see, High fashion is counter-revolutionary, but every first-world celebrity should look upon the Kitendi and despair, because they make us feel like we're in a third world country of fashion design.

Goddamn i wish i had that much fashion sense

that guy is smoking a duck

Like is it possible for a white person to wear that getup and hang around with people in casual shit and not look like a shitheel?

If they were white I'd think the were gay.

But they're black so it's like sheeeyit

Oh god the culture tables are turning

Holy shit those guys are dapper as hell.

I'm not going to lie, I want to be this dude

Haters gonna haaaaaaaaaaate.

we've reached the pinnacle of coolness.

I don't think there's anything left to say but that Kanye needs to pack his bags if he thinks non-prescription nerd glasses will meet the basic requirements of cool anymore.

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