Monday, December 12, 2011

Penn State And Lawyers

Penn State And Lawyers

I'm pretty sure that by now you've heard every Penn State joke that there ever was, is, or ever will be. But what isn't a joke is the future road show attraction that is the pending court case of Jerry Sandusky considering what his lawyer is saying
Jerry Sandusky's lawyer said he's looking forward to questioning the witnesses against his client , including any alleged victims who testify at next week's preliminary hearing.

"Although the preliminary hearing is not a trial, but simply a probable cause proceeding ... we will, for the very first time, have the opportunity to face Jerry's accusers and question them under oath about their allegations," Joe Amendola said in a statement released Monday.

"We look forward to this opportunity."

So the alleged, "face Jeryy's accusers and question them under oath about their allegations", "we look forward to this opportunity".

Maybe it's just me, but perhaps we need a Batman or a Dexter to go around and take care of piece of shit scum like Sandusky. He should be put into a prison for the rest of his life and his lawyer Joe Amendola should join him on account of him "looking forward to face Jerry's accusers and question them under oath about their allegations." Which means, "I look forward to making them relive the horror of being molested as a child and try to trip them p while they go into a dark scary place."

And if at this point you still don't know who Jerry Sandusky is, he was a Penn State blah blah person who.. fuck it, just read this:
Sandusky has been charged with 40 counts of child sex abuse stemming from a grand jury report released last month that alleged the former Penn State football coach had illicit contact with eight young boys over a 15-year span.

In interviews, Sandusky has denied sexually assaulting children but has acknowledged showering with and embracing boys
As you can see, a Batman is really needed. Though Batman would probably just beat him up and leave him tied up outside a police station.... In which case Batman's so fucking useless in retrospect.
"I wonder if I should use my technology to see if there are any corrupt cops on the GPB.. NAH! I'm sure they're all cool."

If anything, we need a fucking Punisher.

Okay, less superhero talk and time for more gawking at the audacity of Sandusky's lawyer and his ability to be a slimy asshole is in order. Because really, you'd have to have chutzpah to defend the most notorious child raper in America's history.

Though perhaps it would be worth noting that Jerry Sandusky's lawyer, Joe Amendola, impregnated and later married a 16 year old girl at the fine age of 49. She was also a client of his, which I wonder if that isn't an ethical No-no for a lawyer. Though in PA, sixteen and forty nine is legal, but it sure as hell isn't right. Which just goes to show you that PA is really bad.

But worse of everything Jerry Sandusky went on national TV and said he "horsed around with kids," "showered with them", and "touched them", and said he "enjoys young people." in response to direct questions about "loving children."

I obviously never heard Sandusky speak before, but holy shit if his voice in that video is not the voice of a man in serious mental health crisis. Totally flat affect, totally separated from reality, totally disengaged with the person he's talking to. His lawyer is a horrible person for even thinking of defending this clearly insane person.

How else can you explain the classic move that any criminal uses in these sort of cases by the only way they know how - Sandusky is heading up his own investigation to find out who really raped those kids in the shower. not him. no sir

Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach accused of sexually abusing boys over a 14-year period, is working with a private investigator in his quest to prove his innocence, his lawyer said Monday.

Attorney Joe Amendola said his client, who is free on $100,000 bail, is conducting his own
investigation, someone stop this train cause I want to get off on this crazy ride. All these fucking rape cases are beyond reprehensible to me. My personal breaking point was the rape trial that got dismissed because the victim was wearing skinny jeans, on grounds that no one could ever remove tight pants without your consent.

Or maybe it was when the rich French guy raped the maid and then hired a PR firm run by former CIA employees to character assassinate her and then deport her, while he returned to France where he faced similar claims.

The proof that she was lying was when she associated with her boyfriend, A criminal, and asked "what should I do about this rape" because, you know, why would she ask that was she afraid nobody would believe her and she would get deported or something? Heavens no.

In any case, all these rape cases just make me feel... so dead inside. Fuck it.

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