Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Welcome A New VEEEEP

Welcome A New VEEEEP

Now that you've had 24 hours to gush over Obama being our new President, I think we are failing to realize that we actually have a GOOD Vice President now. None of this Dick Cheney bullshit anymore. Fucker couldn't even stand for his new President.

One limp Dick.

We actually have a VP that has some solid years behind him with not being evil.

Look at him in a land before color!

One who knows how to ride the train and actually likes it.

Who's got a smile and signs anything he's given.

One that freaks out women. Not because he's having a heart attack....

But because he's motherf'ing Cool as ICE.

And knows how to throw a punch if needed.

Check him out, peeps. This is your new and improved V.P!

And he knows the value of a good ice cream cone.

And is able to chill with his fans.

Ooooooh Yeah. Chillaxing and acting all cool.

You cant' tell me that he isn't one Bad Motherf$#$er... Oh yeah!

I welcome our new Vice President. May he be a complete bad ass as advertised. Let his gaffes run as wild as the wind through his hair. But did you know that Biden actually was the President for a couple of minutes? You see, “Before he enter on the Execution of his Office,” the president-elect has to take an oath of office. The 20th Amendment says that “The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January,” and that “If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified.

Biden was sworn in before noon; Obama wasn’t. What are your memories of the brief Biden presidency? Yo Yo Ma played the whole time!

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