It's Sunday. You have to relax, home skillet. No need to get worked up and exert your energy. There's a reason why your lord and savior took the seventh day to rest. The G-man knew that he had to chillaxe, yo.
So what's the problem now? Oh, you can't relax? Too tense cause them bills gots to get paid? Well then you need to get yourself some of this and you'll slow your roll' by drinking Drank Beverage
While most other suckas drink juice to get all juiced, a true dawg will put down his can of Monster and get his drink on with drank. When you gots to just pass the fuck out accept no substitutes. So what's in Drank? As the website says it best
"Drank" contains a combination of Valerian Root, Rose Hips, and Melatonin designed to "slow your roll" after a hectic day. A calming beverage, Drank is formulated to relax the body, mind, and soul. "Drank" is the perfect lifestyle beverage for those who can appreciate extreme relaxation. So grab a Drank and "Slow Your Roll"!Come on. Seriously? Extreme relaxation? I would kill someone right now if I didn't pound a Drank down. But an ExXxtreme relaxation? How the hell do you relax in anyway close to "Extreme"? Wasn't that the whole point of my ranting on energy drinks. Which I may add a full on report on the actual drinks will come soon. I don't think Valerian Root, Rose Hips, and Melatonin have ever been used in conjunction with Extreme anything.
The best part of the website, besides everything else on there, is that the state that they're publicly traded. Get in on the ground floor, yo.
I would write more but it's Sunday and the six pack of Drank I chugged away is kicking in... Time to slooooooow my roll, yo.