Star Trek Continues - Episode 2
So here's another one of them Star Trek Continues episodes. This time they seem to be getting better with their acting.
But hey, it's new TOS, so why not?
Friday, February 28, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Diamonds - You're Pretty Much Fucked
Diamonds - You're Pretty Much Fucked
So now that we've past Valentine's Day, here's hoping that you got out of the whole marriage proposal bullshit. Especially since the concept of diamond rings are pretty bad from the get go. Well, here's a little video for some more content free blog post!
And yet we're still fucked from all of it.
So now that we've past Valentine's Day, here's hoping that you got out of the whole marriage proposal bullshit. Especially since the concept of diamond rings are pretty bad from the get go. Well, here's a little video for some more content free blog post!
And yet we're still fucked from all of it.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Star Trek - The Not So Original Series
Star Trek - The Not So Original Series
Say, you want to see new adventures of Star Trek TOS? Well then, here you go.
I can't wait for another few decades when people do this for Firefly.
Say, you want to see new adventures of Star Trek TOS? Well then, here you go.
I can't wait for another few decades when people do this for Firefly.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
A Trip Down Memory Lane with Arnold
This is a little bit of content free material that lets you turn off your brain and see inside our former Governor's mind as he takes us down memory lane to his old stomping grounds of Venice Beach, California.
Not mentioned is how many women he harassed along the way there. Oh, he was one of those rough around the edges bad boys.
This is a little bit of content free material that lets you turn off your brain and see inside our former Governor's mind as he takes us down memory lane to his old stomping grounds of Venice Beach, California.
Not mentioned is how many women he harassed along the way there. Oh, he was one of those rough around the edges bad boys.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Captain America - Hell Yes!
Captain America - Hell Yes!
The ads for this just make me more and more excited.
The ads for this just make me more and more excited.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Cosmos: The Meat Planet
Cosmos: The Meat Planet
This is for all you Cosmos fans who are excited about it coming back to Fox in just a couple of weeks. Enjoy some classic Carl Sagan.
Who among us can not long for the day that our humanity seeks out that meat planet as a second home.
This is for all you Cosmos fans who are excited about it coming back to Fox in just a couple of weeks. Enjoy some classic Carl Sagan.
Who among us can not long for the day that our humanity seeks out that meat planet as a second home.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
29 Alcohol Myths - Enjoy Your Drink
29 Alcohol Myths - Enjoy Your Drink
Oh My Drunk Kitchen Gal teaches me everything. Especially the harsh lesson of unrequited love. In any case, here she is teaching us the myths of alcohol
Oh My Drunk Kitchen Gal teaches me everything. Especially the harsh lesson of unrequited love. In any case, here she is teaching us the myths of alcohol
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
GoT: April 6th is Coming
GoT: April 6th is Coming
I feel a little strange because the next day I turn 34 and my father is now dead. It's a strange feeling. But in any event, April 6th is the premiere of Game of Thrones next season. One step closer to catching up with G.R.R.'s book series.
In any event, here's the trailer and bam, enjoy this shit.
I feel a little strange because the next day I turn 34 and my father is now dead. It's a strange feeling. But in any event, April 6th is the premiere of Game of Thrones next season. One step closer to catching up with G.R.R.'s book series.
In any event, here's the trailer and bam, enjoy this shit.
Monday, February 17, 2014
Enter the Cosmos Once Again
Enter the Cosmos Once Again
So we're about to get down with science once again and I couldn't be more excited. For you see, Carl Sagan's Cosmos is coming back to the television screens to drop some knowledge on you.
Awwww yeah. Let's get some learning up in this bitch!
So we're about to get down with science once again and I couldn't be more excited. For you see, Carl Sagan's Cosmos is coming back to the television screens to drop some knowledge on you.
Awwww yeah. Let's get some learning up in this bitch!
Sunday, February 16, 2014
GoT: You Either Preview or You Die
GoT: You Either Preview or You Die
So Game of Thrones comes back in April, but here's your chance to wet your beak...
Bam!
So Game of Thrones comes back in April, but here's your chance to wet your beak...
Bam!
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Scientifically Accurate Flinstones
Scientifically Accurate Flinstones
This is a nice little reality check for cartoons..
This is a nice little reality check for cartoons..
Friday, February 14, 2014
The Best Gift for Valentine's Day is Preparation For The Future
The Best Gift for Valentine's Day is Preparation For The Future
About this time of year I'll either bitch about the commercialization and material display of "love" either that or I'll take pity on the whole thing and just post odd and funny valentine's cards. Which seems like a little kids school tradition that should have been kept around a bit more as it is a nice gesture for everyone to feel like the other kids like them.
In any case, today I bring you a much different ad. A much different take on securing the future for your loved one.
Having just gone through a death in the family, I sort of can relate to having to deal with putting affairs in order and the mess that is the funeral arrangements. While my father had his funeral arrangements just about completed, it was still a huge mess and a very costly bundle of money to even open and close the mausoleum as well as the police escorts and well, yeah, it was a mess even when organized.
Add in that a lot of funeral directors are worse than lawyers when it comes to playing on your weakest time - when a loved one just passes, and try to squeeze you for all the money you have.
So you know what, yeah, it's securing your future and offering the loved one a chance NOT to deal with that. I'd go on to say that you should be buying your own funeral arrangements for yourself as a Valentine's day gift to your loved one. They may not think it's as romantic as a diamond ring, but come time to put you in the cold cold ground, they'll thank you for the pain and suffering you'll be able to avoid as you're grieving the loss of a loved one.
That is if they even plan to be with you to the end.
About this time of year I'll either bitch about the commercialization and material display of "love" either that or I'll take pity on the whole thing and just post odd and funny valentine's cards. Which seems like a little kids school tradition that should have been kept around a bit more as it is a nice gesture for everyone to feel like the other kids like them.
In any case, today I bring you a much different ad. A much different take on securing the future for your loved one.
Having just gone through a death in the family, I sort of can relate to having to deal with putting affairs in order and the mess that is the funeral arrangements. While my father had his funeral arrangements just about completed, it was still a huge mess and a very costly bundle of money to even open and close the mausoleum as well as the police escorts and well, yeah, it was a mess even when organized.
Add in that a lot of funeral directors are worse than lawyers when it comes to playing on your weakest time - when a loved one just passes, and try to squeeze you for all the money you have.
So you know what, yeah, it's securing your future and offering the loved one a chance NOT to deal with that. I'd go on to say that you should be buying your own funeral arrangements for yourself as a Valentine's day gift to your loved one. They may not think it's as romantic as a diamond ring, but come time to put you in the cold cold ground, they'll thank you for the pain and suffering you'll be able to avoid as you're grieving the loss of a loved one.
That is if they even plan to be with you to the end.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Pre-VD Jitters
Pre-VD Jitters
As tomorrow is the day that you need to perform some sort of rain dance to display how much you care about the person you are seeing, here's a list of the top 50 signs that show each other is serious.
Now you know what to avoid so as to not get someone too attached to you.
As tomorrow is the day that you need to perform some sort of rain dance to display how much you care about the person you are seeing, here's a list of the top 50 signs that show each other is serious.
The top 50 signs it's serious
1. Meeting the parents
2. Exchanging house keys
3. Planning a holiday together
4. Discussing plans for the future
5. Being invited to family gatherings
6. Saying 'I love you'
7. Staying overnight at each other's houses
8. Signing Christmas / Birthday cards together
9. Seeing each other at least every other night
10. Leaving a toothbrush at each other's house
11. You tell each other absolutely everything
12. Letting them take care of you when sick
13. Being introduced to wider friendships circles
14. Discussing how many children you might want in the future
15. Buying a dog or cat together
16. Driving each other's cars
17. Inviting them to a wedding as a date
18. Divulging salary details
19. Letting them know your pin number
20. Discussing holidays
21. Having a drawer at each other's house
22. When you HYPOTHETICALLY talk about IF you lived together
23. Inviting people round as a couple
24. Having clothes and other belongings at each other's houses
25. First name terms with their mum and dad
26. Talking about intimate health issues
27. Farting in front of each other
28. Inviting them out with your friends / family
29. Receiving cards or gifts addressed to both of you
30. When you know what each other's plans are for every single day
31. Showering together
32. Changing Facebook status to 'in a relationship'
33. You know each other's passwords
34. Wearing pyjamas when you get home from work
35. You share secrets about friends with each other
36. Always being the 'plus one' on invites
37. Getting food in your big shop just for them
38. You start watching TV shows they like
39. Phoning each other at work
40. Stop putting make up on to look gloriously fresh before they wake up
41. When they start asking for your opinion on stuff
42. Going out with friends or family without the partner being there
43. Signing off 'love' in a card
44. You start listening to music they like
45. You stop seeing people you know they don't like
46. Putting a photo of the two of you on Facebook
47. Sending good morning / goodnight texts
48. Having a pet name for each other
49. Telling each other how many sexual partners you've had
50. When all their friends add you on Facebook
2. Exchanging house keys
3. Planning a holiday together
4. Discussing plans for the future
5. Being invited to family gatherings
6. Saying 'I love you'
7. Staying overnight at each other's houses
8. Signing Christmas / Birthday cards together
9. Seeing each other at least every other night
10. Leaving a toothbrush at each other's house
11. You tell each other absolutely everything
12. Letting them take care of you when sick
13. Being introduced to wider friendships circles
14. Discussing how many children you might want in the future
15. Buying a dog or cat together
16. Driving each other's cars
17. Inviting them to a wedding as a date
18. Divulging salary details
19. Letting them know your pin number
20. Discussing holidays
21. Having a drawer at each other's house
22. When you HYPOTHETICALLY talk about IF you lived together
23. Inviting people round as a couple
24. Having clothes and other belongings at each other's houses
25. First name terms with their mum and dad
26. Talking about intimate health issues
27. Farting in front of each other
28. Inviting them out with your friends / family
29. Receiving cards or gifts addressed to both of you
30. When you know what each other's plans are for every single day
31. Showering together
32. Changing Facebook status to 'in a relationship'
33. You know each other's passwords
34. Wearing pyjamas when you get home from work
35. You share secrets about friends with each other
36. Always being the 'plus one' on invites
37. Getting food in your big shop just for them
38. You start watching TV shows they like
39. Phoning each other at work
40. Stop putting make up on to look gloriously fresh before they wake up
41. When they start asking for your opinion on stuff
42. Going out with friends or family without the partner being there
43. Signing off 'love' in a card
44. You start listening to music they like
45. You stop seeing people you know they don't like
46. Putting a photo of the two of you on Facebook
47. Sending good morning / goodnight texts
48. Having a pet name for each other
49. Telling each other how many sexual partners you've had
50. When all their friends add you on Facebook
Now you know what to avoid so as to not get someone too attached to you.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
How About Not Having Kids
How About Not Having Kids
As I reach towards the middle years of my 30's, I find this little ditty to be pretty damn accurate.
Yup, how about not having kids? I'm not saying I don't ever want to have kids. But come on, I'm far from being even remotely ready in dealing with kids. Financially and emotionally, I'm not there yet.
As I reach towards the middle years of my 30's, I find this little ditty to be pretty damn accurate.
Yup, how about not having kids? I'm not saying I don't ever want to have kids. But come on, I'm far from being even remotely ready in dealing with kids. Financially and emotionally, I'm not there yet.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Public Service Announcements that Escalated Quickly
Public Service Announcements that Escalated Quickly
For when the public isn't paying attention enough and you just want to hammer home the message. Use one of these styles of PSA...
And then there's this one
Boy, who invited debbie downer to the baby shower?
For when the public isn't paying attention enough and you just want to hammer home the message. Use one of these styles of PSA...
And then there's this one
Boy, who invited debbie downer to the baby shower?
Monday, February 10, 2014
Under Pressure Vocals
Under Pressure Vocals
Want to hear Freddie Mercury and David Bowie's vocal track for Under Pressure without that silly ol' music to take away from the enjoyment of two old me singing?
Bam!
Want to hear Freddie Mercury and David Bowie's vocal track for Under Pressure without that silly ol' music to take away from the enjoyment of two old me singing?
Bam!
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Ice Cream - The Huell Howser Way
Ice Cream - The Huell Howser Way
In an attempt to get out a bit more, I'm taking more weekly trips to places that Huell Howser went out to. This spot... well, let's just say that it's one that I've been going to for as long as I could remember because it's some delicious Ice Cream.
But hey, don't take my word for it. Go down there and get some ice cream. And if you have 30 minutes to view, here's a link to the Visiting Video Log of Huell at Fosselman's.
http://blogs.chapman.edu/huell-howser-archives/2004/10/04/fosselmans-visiting-1118/
Boy Howdy! That's some delicious Ice Cream!
In an attempt to get out a bit more, I'm taking more weekly trips to places that Huell Howser went out to. This spot... well, let's just say that it's one that I've been going to for as long as I could remember because it's some delicious Ice Cream.
But hey, don't take my word for it. Go down there and get some ice cream. And if you have 30 minutes to view, here's a link to the Visiting Video Log of Huell at Fosselman's.
http://blogs.chapman.edu/huell-howser-archives/2004/10/04/fosselmans-visiting-1118/
Boy Howdy! That's some delicious Ice Cream!
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Mabel's Guide to Dating
Mabel's Guide to Dating
With Valentine's day just around the corner, it's about time you get some love advice. Who better to give it to you than Disney Channel's Gravity Fall star, Mabel Pines. Listen to this gal.
Now that was enjoyable. Unlike Valentine's day. Fuck that day.
With Valentine's day just around the corner, it's about time you get some love advice. Who better to give it to you than Disney Channel's Gravity Fall star, Mabel Pines. Listen to this gal.
Now that was enjoyable. Unlike Valentine's day. Fuck that day.
Friday, February 7, 2014
Pliny The Younger
Pliny The Younger
It's that time of the year again. When Russian River releases Pliny the Younger. It's a hop head's wet dream. A triple IPA that really taste sweet. In fact, I think that's the silly part, it can get you fucked up if you're not paying attention, but it's by no means what you're use to in drinking a bitter hoppy beer.
In any case, it's a sought after beer that people wait hours and hours in line for. The fresher the better on it. In fact, here's a little documentary that will teach you a thing or two about what makes this one beer snob's wet dream come true...
It's good, but I sure as hell won't wait in line for it, I'll tell you that much.
It's that time of the year again. When Russian River releases Pliny the Younger. It's a hop head's wet dream. A triple IPA that really taste sweet. In fact, I think that's the silly part, it can get you fucked up if you're not paying attention, but it's by no means what you're use to in drinking a bitter hoppy beer.
In any case, it's a sought after beer that people wait hours and hours in line for. The fresher the better on it. In fact, here's a little documentary that will teach you a thing or two about what makes this one beer snob's wet dream come true...
It's good, but I sure as hell won't wait in line for it, I'll tell you that much.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Terry Gilliam Is Back
Terry Gilliam Is Back
Well, this restores my faith in Terry Gilliam's projects, as well as being really excited for it since the cast in this looks fucking amazing...
So what's it about?
An eccentric and reclusive computer genius plagued with existential angst works on a mysterious project aimed at discovering the purpose of existence – or the lack thereof -once and for all. However, it is only once he experiences the power of love and desire that he is able to understand his very reason for being.
Shit man, I'm excited.
Well, this restores my faith in Terry Gilliam's projects, as well as being really excited for it since the cast in this looks fucking amazing...
So what's it about?
An eccentric and reclusive computer genius plagued with existential angst works on a mysterious project aimed at discovering the purpose of existence – or the lack thereof -once and for all. However, it is only once he experiences the power of love and desire that he is able to understand his very reason for being.
Shit man, I'm excited.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Gotham High
Gotham High
So in an attempt to not bother writing anything, here's a little mash up clip of shit like 10 teens I hate about you as well as a few others to highlight the fact that a lot of actors in the Batman Franchise were in other films themselves.
Who would have thought that Joker and Robin went to the same school?! go figure...
Eh, it was entertaining, at the very least.
So in an attempt to not bother writing anything, here's a little mash up clip of shit like 10 teens I hate about you as well as a few others to highlight the fact that a lot of actors in the Batman Franchise were in other films themselves.
Who would have thought that Joker and Robin went to the same school?! go figure...
Eh, it was entertaining, at the very least.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Explaining L.A. to New Yorkers
Explaining L.A. to New Yorkers
There's a reason why I dislike New Yorkers. It's because they constantly feel like New York is the center of the fucking universe and that no other place can compare to it. So when they come to Los Angeles, the first thing that they seem to do is compare it to New York and try to get some basic understanding of the lay out.
See the native New Yorker try to grapple with the geography in this video
And realize THAT YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP COMPARING L.A. TO NEW YORK! God damn, people!
There's a reason why I dislike New Yorkers. It's because they constantly feel like New York is the center of the fucking universe and that no other place can compare to it. So when they come to Los Angeles, the first thing that they seem to do is compare it to New York and try to get some basic understanding of the lay out.
See the native New Yorker try to grapple with the geography in this video
And realize THAT YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP COMPARING L.A. TO NEW YORK! God damn, people!
Monday, February 3, 2014
Batman Drink - The Gotham City Iced Tea
Batman Drink - The Gotham City Iced Tea
Here's a drink themed after Gotham that will get you so fucked up you'll forget that you're in a crime filled cesspool of crazy criminals.
Not sure how that's Gotham, being all orange. Maybe the drinking water? In any case, enjoy
Here's a drink themed after Gotham that will get you so fucked up you'll forget that you're in a crime filled cesspool of crazy criminals.
Not sure how that's Gotham, being all orange. Maybe the drinking water? In any case, enjoy
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Commercialize and the Big Foot Ball Game
Commercialize and the Big Foot Ball Game
Let's face reality, a great part of the Super Bowl is all about cheering for the team you swear you were cheering to win the entire season.... the other part is to enjoy the vast amounts of commercialization and consumer products being sold to you. Because a lot of this game is all about selling you shit you don't need.
In doing so the hype about the ads shown during the game goes fucking crazy leading up to it. This year it seems like the companies can't wait to get the hype train going and just cranked out a shit ton of them early.
So here they are, because I always talk shit about them anyway. Thanks for giving me the heads up, Big Corporations!
So Bud is all about horses and dogs getting married, but fuck that shit if gay people are going to ruin the sanctity of that sacred union! I don't know what to think of this one, it's a little odd. Meh, it's Bud.
I'm not sure why a car company would want to tap into the Matrix franchise. It didn't end well and the last time anyone remembered it fondly was 14 years ago. Yeah, this one is a huge miss, but I guess KIA just got the DVDs of this film finally.
I love Muppets. So this ad could do no wrong with me. It's silly and Dr. Teeth is in it, which is a muppet version of Dr. John. So yeah, that ad was great even though I don't want a Toyota.
Here's another car ad
Then there's a puppy version of it...
Well played car max. Well played.
Oh John Stamos, smooth move
I better start trying that.
But here's Jaguar showing us that British people are clearly the enemy.
Apparently bears like yogurt
Meh.
This ad is a complete pussy
This is your typical Coke bullshit.
Apparently football players have to get side jobs as lawn mowers. Terrible unions, I'd say.
What the hell is this ad all about?
You have a big bang nerd picking up on a chick and getting a Jew rambling in the back seat while Jeff Bridges makes some money on voice over work.
But then again, the man likes that pay check...
Maybe the son wasn't meant to stay alive...
In this one, I would say that there's far too much roids per tv square inch.
Then there's this New Castle stuff... Which was great
So yeah, there's a slew of ads already shown so why should we care? At least Spider-man is saving something for the big game
But to men, I'm most looking forward to some new Captain America footage.
Fuuuuuuuuck yeah.
Let's face reality, a great part of the Super Bowl is all about cheering for the team you swear you were cheering to win the entire season.... the other part is to enjoy the vast amounts of commercialization and consumer products being sold to you. Because a lot of this game is all about selling you shit you don't need.
In doing so the hype about the ads shown during the game goes fucking crazy leading up to it. This year it seems like the companies can't wait to get the hype train going and just cranked out a shit ton of them early.
So here they are, because I always talk shit about them anyway. Thanks for giving me the heads up, Big Corporations!
So Bud is all about horses and dogs getting married, but fuck that shit if gay people are going to ruin the sanctity of that sacred union! I don't know what to think of this one, it's a little odd. Meh, it's Bud.
I'm not sure why a car company would want to tap into the Matrix franchise. It didn't end well and the last time anyone remembered it fondly was 14 years ago. Yeah, this one is a huge miss, but I guess KIA just got the DVDs of this film finally.
I love Muppets. So this ad could do no wrong with me. It's silly and Dr. Teeth is in it, which is a muppet version of Dr. John. So yeah, that ad was great even though I don't want a Toyota.
Here's another car ad
Then there's a puppy version of it...
Well played car max. Well played.
Oh John Stamos, smooth move
I better start trying that.
But here's Jaguar showing us that British people are clearly the enemy.
Apparently bears like yogurt
Meh.
This ad is a complete pussy
This is your typical Coke bullshit.
Apparently football players have to get side jobs as lawn mowers. Terrible unions, I'd say.
What the hell is this ad all about?
You have a big bang nerd picking up on a chick and getting a Jew rambling in the back seat while Jeff Bridges makes some money on voice over work.
But then again, the man likes that pay check...
Maybe the son wasn't meant to stay alive...
In this one, I would say that there's far too much roids per tv square inch.
Then there's this New Castle stuff... Which was great
So yeah, there's a slew of ads already shown so why should we care? At least Spider-man is saving something for the big game
But to men, I'm most looking forward to some new Captain America footage.
Fuuuuuuuuck yeah.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Liking it in the Can
Liking it in the Can
So Bud made this ad a couple of years ago and it was just not fitting the proper demography that the company wanted.. With Super Bowl around the bend, I guess it's perfectly fine to point out...
Then you have this little comical tragedy..
Ah, that was good.
So Bud made this ad a couple of years ago and it was just not fitting the proper demography that the company wanted.. With Super Bowl around the bend, I guess it's perfectly fine to point out...
Then you have this little comical tragedy..
Ah, that was good.
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