2008 was a year that started with a 2 and ended with 8. What many don't realize is that there was far more zeros between the 2 and 8 than previously thought were there. Yes, 2008 had a lot of zeros and losers in the mix. life's too short for hate but goddamn if there aren't a good number of things worth hating in this world. This list is just some of the top ones I can think of before I drink myself into a stupor.
The Detroit Lions: 0-16. At least those football players have a decent car factory to go work at... oh wait. never mind that.
The Chinese Olympic gymnastics team - While they wont the gold, they definitely weren't older than 16
John McCain - Completely sold out on every principle he ever stood for, and he loses anyway
Sarah Palin - While she brought us comedy, it was not worth dealing with hearing about daughter Bristol and her boyfriend Levi. Let's hope that she never leaves Alaska again
Vladimir Putin - Attacking Georgia? DICK MOVE! Oh wait, not OUR Georgia? Ok, carry on. I was worried about the Braves there.
Bill Kristol - Literally wrong on just about anything and everything
Katy Perry - I cant decide if katy perry is antifeminist or pro-feminist, but leaning towards the anti side because even if she's being "ironic" with painting homosexuality as a naughty thing that good girls don't do but see i'm naughty sometimes I hope my boyfriend doesn't mind, i don't think that's how its interpreted. Maybe Katy Perry is 4th wave postfeminist patriarchal bullshit
Robert Mugabe - 89,700,000,000,000,000,000,000% inflation in 2008
Mikheil Shaakashvili - Provoked Russia and really, in mother Russia, Russia needs to provoke you.
Kwame Kilpatrick - As if Detroit wasn't enough of a laughingstock already.
Rod Blagojevich - Chicago Politics at its finest. Let me remind you, we got a President out of this place. This dude has brass balls.
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Mormons - For Prop 8 and converting dead Jews
Joe the plumber - I hate this tool bag soooooo much
Lebron James - For making pro sports an even bigger joke
The Wire - For ending kinda crappy
The Shield - For play with my emotions
Republican Party - For knowing they were going to lose and doing it as gracefully as could be expected.
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Time Magazine nailed both the best and worse person of the year... YOU!
Wall Street Investment bankers - all of them
George Lucas - For Indiana Jones and Nukes.. a combination that works by themselves, but not with each other
Steven Spielberg - Putting Aliens into Indiana Jones... and that Shila kid..
Rick Astley - As if it wasn't clear enough. Fuck you for that song.
George W. Bush - For doing absolutely NOTHING! Normally that wouldn't be a reason to be on a list. But in this case the leader of our nation should do something! ANYTHING!
The 25% or whatever that still support bush - Seriously, why do you support him? That's like getting a bra for an A cup. No support needed!
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And as always, the state of Mississippi. Why I don't know, but they always belong on a "worst of" list.
I can already tell you I see someone making the list for 2009......
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