Burn The Flag Already

Burn The Flag Already

When I was young I hated pledging to the flag in school. I also hated daily prayer. But then again, I was in a private school and the nuns sure ruled with an iron ruler. God damn you Sister Mary Margret! You see, the flag is very important thing to our culture. The series of articles will prove just that as we are only a few days away from giving thanks on thanksgiving... Our first official meal on this great piece of rock we call the U.S.

It seems that there's a lot of new sales tactics for flags these days. Take for example internet superstar Chuck Norris. He, as a true patriotic soldier, is calling for his fellow teabagger followers to stop using the "modern" American flag and instead, pay him $73.50 for The Chuck Norris Teabagger Flag



How Patriotic! I mean, who would have thought that a tea stain would equal heritage? Then again, do you know what's so god damned American about that $73.50 flag kit? The fact that the price includes $70.00 of pure profit. That's about as AMERICAN as it gets! You too can feel like a revolutionary war hero by waving a flag that would not exist for another 150 years!

One year when I was a camp counselors for the inner city kids at the YMCA I took a flag to hang on the outside of the cabin. It fell to the floor and a girl's counselor saw this and demanded it get burned because it touched the ground. In the middle of the night it was taken and half burned before I could get a hold of it. The moral of that story is because of that situation, I know Flag Code:

Flag Code, Section 3 posted: Use of flag for advertising purposes; mutilation of flag

Any person who, within the District of Columbia, in any manner, for exhibition or display, shall place or cause to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing, or any advertisement of any nature upon any flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America; or shall expose or cause to be exposed to public view any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign upon which shall have been printed, painted, or otherwise placed, or to which shall be attached, appended, affixed, or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, or drawing, or any advertisement of any nature; or who, within the District of Columbia, shall manufacture, sell, expose for sale, or to public view, or give away or have in possession for sale, or to be given away or for use for any purpose, any article or substance being an article of merchandise, or a receptacle for merchandise or article or thing for carrying or transporting merchandise, upon which shall have been printed, painted, attached, or otherwise placed a representation of any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign, to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark, or distinguish the article or substance on which so placed shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $100 or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, in the discretion of the court. The words "flag, standard, colors, or ensign", as used herein, shall include any flag, standard, colors, ensign, or any picture or representation of either, or of any part or parts of either, made of any substance or represented on any substance, of any size evidently purporting to be either of said flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America or a picture or a representation of either, upon which shall be shown the colors, the stars and the stripes, in any number of either thereof, or of any part or parts of either, by which the average person seeing the same without deliberation may believe the same to represent the flag, colors, standard, or ensign of the United States of America.

To sum up for those of you who fell asleep in the middle of that law text book definition, it's illegal in some sense of the law to deface the flag and sell it in this new and awesome way. You know, in the sense of dipping it in tea to stain it.

The real question is are those really enforced? Flag-derivative products are everywhere. The flag napkins are always my favorite because you can wipe your face of the BBQ mess you made on your face. So perhaps that answers your question on if they're really enforced. But it's all about pointing out the hypocrisy in pretending to be patriotic and not even being able to follow the Flag Code. Then again, there's no penalty for violating the flag code, so even if it were enforced, it wouldn't be any different. The Supreme Court has ruled that penalties for mishandling the flag would violate the First Amendment.



So what do you do when you need to get rid of a flag? You take it to the American legion so it can be disposed of in a respectful manner.... Ha, yeah. Fuck that. I think I can find other ways of disposing a flag that don't include being constantly hit up for spare change or probably raped in the always shady area where the American Legion is located.

The proper way to dispose of a flag is to burn it, but if you don't want to risk someone seeing you doing that and trying to kill you. I think the Boy Scouts will do it for you and it'll earn them a badge. Or you could just dump it in your garbage bag with your other discarded trash. It's a piece of cloth and it's not like it's representing a country that deserves respect. Flags and nationalism mean nothing, you are a fucking child if you think otherwise.

It's not like it matters to most of today's youth. Check out this Miley Cyrus music video;



Missed it? Notice that flag in the background? Yeah.. Now millions of teenagers will think that there are only 32 states in the Union. Thanks Miley.

Oh what am I saying? Millions of teenagers couldn't give a fuck how many shitty states are in this gay union, they're busy masturbating to the person standing in the middle. They're the only ones that still let that little harlot and her christian-tempting back flesh in.



But you know, it's nice to realize that there's some people who actually think for themselves and use this patriotic symbol of standing to a flag and make a statement with it. So much that this website is saying that a 10-Year-Old Will Phillips Is a Bigger Gay Rights Hero Than Obama

Will Phillips, we salute you. We knew the 10-year-old Arkansas fifth grader who refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance — to a country that actively discriminates against LGBTs — was awesome. We had no idea how awesome until he popped up on CNN over the weekend to retell his tale … in front of an obviously proud, though mildly embarrassed, father, who says it best: "The more I heard from him, the more it became apparent that this wasn't a typical act of juvenile delinquency — this was a a very a-typical act of juvenile delinquency."

Do you think America would be different if articles like this used the word congress instead of the president's name? I sure think so. So this kid went ahead and told his teacher to jump off a cliff because he didn't want to say the pledge of allegiance. It's really a great story and you should see the interview clip



And the news article to it;

"I've grown up with a lot of people and I'm good friends with a lot of people who are gay and I think they should have the rights all people should, and I'm not going to swear that they do," the ten-year-old Phillips said.

Jay Phillips, asked if his son was prepared for the media attention, said his son saw it as an opportunity to raise awareness. "He felt that just because he's ten years old doesn't mean he doesn't have opinions, doesn't mean he doesn't have rights, and doesn't mean he can't make a difference."

A columnist for the Arkansas News has stood up for Phillips against his angry substitute teacher. Predictably, fellow students have taunted the kid and called him a "gaywad," but he says he doesn't see his quiet act of protest ending any time soon.

So the kids went and slaughtered him at school. Not really all that surprising. Kids are pretty brutal and really terrible to other kids. But really, Gaywad? I'm kind of surprised "Gaywad" is still around. Has anyone traced the origin of the term, maybe it's got a longer history than I realize.

Gaywad is about 3x worse than "Gaymo" but Gaywad is very inferior, however, to the more powerful "Gaylord". To be honest though, he's quite the wad of gay, isn't he? I'm pretty sure they probably called him a Gaywad long before this incident anyway. Then there's the lesser known Galord Victorious. I am your GAYLORD, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE ME! Being Lord of the gays isn't that bad when you think about it. It's like Royalty! But I suppose it would be more enjoyable if it wasn't a Sub twink, I suppose. I'm getting so tired of this Gaytriarch.

I mean, this kid is going to get slaughtered at school because that's what kids do to anyone who is different. I'm more worried about the Father. Look at his Dad nervously wringing his hands.... The boys at the mill are going to think he raised a fag.

Good thing the mill closed down 9 months ago.

The again, making children pledge allegiance to your country is really creepy. We should stop this propaganda bullshit sooner rather than later. I guess we're just used to creepy stuff. American nationalism in general is pretty creepy. In the end, I don't think this is AS powerful a motion. It wont end the way Gay couples are treated. Though he really is more of a hero to gay rights than Obama. Shit, anyone who has ever done anything nice for a gay person is a bigger gay rights hero than Obama.

Smack My Bitch Up

Smack My Bitch Up

If you didn't think of a Prodigy song when you read the title and just jumped tot he conclusion that I was talking about domestic violence, well then, you have been desensitized to the wonders that is domestic violence.

I was going to suggest a internet interactive game to sort of get you to feel numb to the whole domestic violence and link you to a site called HIT THE BITCH but it seems that the Danish folks have decided not to let any non-Danish people play a game where you simply smack someone around to show how "gangsta" you really are as you can read from this letter:

"Dear non-danish visitor,

Due to an extremely high amount of traffic "Hit the Bitch" has been limited to only allow users from Denmark.

However, domestic violence is a global problem, so please support the fight against it in your local country.

Thanks for your interest.

Kind regards
Children exposed to Violence at Home"

But don't worry, those of you who are scared that Children are exposed to Violence at Home can see what the exact video game was all about in this following youtube clip:



I don't know that the audience is actually people who habitually beat women. I don't speak Danish, but the message I got out of it was that cavalier talk about domestic violence, like framing it as pussy/gangsta, further enables abusers.

I know you're asking if there is more than one way to hit her. The answer is no, there's only one way... THE WRONG WAY! See, Danish people. I just made a better impact with my message than your website did.

I don't think this going to have the desired effect on the target audience. "Oh man, I used to beat women.. then I found this website allowing you to beat this chick.. couldn't get enough. I loved it.... then I got 100% gangsta and everything changed..."

Just not going to happen. Advocacy stuff almost never changes the mind of somebody all the way on the opposite side, but it can do a good job of changing opinions of those who've vet to form and solidify an opinion of their own.



The site is not a bad idea but if it were properly revolutionary than after the first time the protagonist raised his (her?) hand in a manner of disrespect to the power of the womyn, she would have chopped off his balls with a cleaver. See, that's my inner feminist coming out.

This really is not going to have a positive effect, except for helping some very disturbed individuals masturbate. I suppose I shouldn't judge. I mean, chicks insulting you in foreign languages might get some people really hot. Definitely justified to rub one out to this.. I mean, seriously, what is the dumb bitch blubbering about?

Which, after talking to a Danish friend of mine who told me what she's saying, it just makes the whole thing just so much worse. So what does she say? I'm sure you'll feel more justified in beating her black and blue

In short, she had a great night out, she danced with someone, you feel like you should decide who. The only thing smaller than your dick is your iq. If you loved me, you wouldn't hit me. Do you feel strong now?? Blah blah blah just generic stuff like that.


What kind of putz designed this? You can't even do a proper backhand. Think outside the box, Danish Violence advocacy board.

Also, you're broadcasting this to the internet? Come on, let's be honest. Most nerds will be shocked by a girl speaking to them to actually do anything to them. If anything, a lot of them will just sit there taking that emotional abuse hoping she will stop being mean to them. Then close the page, thus proving that the real bitch is the internet user...

Why doesn't this girl run away after I hit her like two times? I know, because she's in love with you! But then, why is she calling you an idiot, a fuck face and flipping you off? Well, that's cause you're abusives and it isn't a very healthy relationship.

Lastly, I just want to know how to uppercut. I already tried forward, down, forward/down + punch. God damn it, internet... God damn it, Humanity...

That's pretty phallic even for NASA.

That's Pretty Phallic Even for NASA.

On Sept. 10, 2009, NASA and industry engineers lit up the Utah sky with the initial full-scale, full-duration test firing of the first stage motor for the Ares I rocket. The 154-foot solid rocket motor produced heat two-thirds the temperature of the sun and its 12-foot-diameter cylinder delivered 3.6 million pounds of thrust.



Pardon this nerds fascination with space. I did live on the space coast of Florida for a good yar and some change. Whenever there was a space shuttle launch, I could hear it. I could see it, I could smell it.

There really was nothing like seeing a rocket ignite and fly into space. Going to Kennedy Space Center and seeing the distance that these things ranged from in terms of size was amazing.



NASA's Ares 1-X rocket lifts off from launch pad 39-b at the Kennedy Space Center October 28, 2009 in Cape Canaveral, Florida.



These were something that you had to witness with your own eyes. The power... In Florida it is legal to buy fireworks. They have shops all over the place. I suppose the mentality is that you're not going to light much on fire anyway, so go ahead and start as many explosive things up as you want. But those would be peanuts to the actual shuttle launches. Check out this aerial pic of the shuttle Atlantis taking off on STS-115



Look at that thing go. Just zooming out of here like a bat out of hell. Pretty god damn amazing, really. Maybe it's just cause I dig science. Maybe it's cause I'm a nerd. But these shots are utterly amazing. When you get up close to these things or if you see it just taking off, you'll be surprised that man was ever able to just get the determination to tell gravity to fuck off and fly away.



That's pretty phallic even for NASA.

Friday Night Flicks - Danny DeVito's Sex Tape

Friday Night Flicks - Danny DeVito's Sex Tape

This past Tuesday saw the release of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Christmas straight to DVD one hour episode. In it, Charlie got a little mad at Santa and the gang learned a valued lesson about the season. Now if only Charlie learned his lesson about reading his contract. Maybe then he would still retain ownership of Kitten Mittons.

As you can see from this following friday night flick, he just never learns to read all the fine print:

Turtles Forever!

Turtles Forever!

I have a confession to make, growing up I was a huge, and I mean HUGE Ninja Turtles fan. Watched all the episodes, got all the toys, even dressed as Raph (Raphael) for Halloween two years in a row. There was one time I even sneaked in pizza from Costco to a screening of the first Ninja Turtles flick. It was totally cool too!

So consider it a surprise when I wasn't too thrilled for all the new retellings of the Ninja Turtles through the last decade or so. To me, the 80's turtles cartoon was what kept me excited. So colorful and so comical. It was great. To my surprise, they made and will be releasing a sort of Ninja Turtle throw back for the 25th anniversary of the Ninja Turtles being created using all the turtles that have come to exist since then called Turtles Forever that comes out tomorrow.

New trailer for "TMNT" crossover film, "Turtles Forever."

The trailer for the new "TMNT" crossover movie, "Turtles Forever" has finally arrived and it looks fantastic!

Not only do the original animated Turtles appear, but their black and white comic book counterparts do as well.

In addition to the multiple versions of Turtles, "Turtles Forever," also features quite a few characters from the original animated series including Bebop and Rocksteady and even cameos by co-creators Eastman and Laird.

With the recent acquisition of the Ninja Turtles by Nickelodeon it's looking like "Turtles Forever" will be the last installment of "TMNT" the animated series and if the trailer is any indication, the folks over at 4Kids intend on going out with a bang.

"Turtles Forever" airs on Nov. 21st on the CW network, 9-10:30 Central.

The DVD of the film will be released later this year.

Here's the trailer for it:



It's a little strange to describe. It looks as if all the turtles from all the series make some sort of appearance. They even have the black and white ninja turtles from the original comic book. Now that in itself is pretty damn crazy to toss in considering how gritty and violent it was.

Apparently somewhere between the 80's and now the technology to draw curved lines and pupils was lost. I do wonder what Turtle Vision is. It's chilling down there with all the turtle-specific emblems in the bottom right of the image. Maybe Turtle Vision is like 3D but instead of being 3D it just makes everything look like the sewer?

Check out this clip from the upcoming episode with April in it:


Holy shit, April! That's some serious rack. I don't remember April's tits being this big. Maybe it's just my mind messing with me. But seriously? Was April always that busty? It's pretty crazy in that clip



Hmm, perhaps she was well stacked. It's no wonder that I have a thing for red/light brown haired girls. Damn you cartoons for shaping my fetishes! Though the yellow jumpsuit could be left out.



Hmm, I suppose they were. They were so big, in fact, that they made her drive not so good



It looks like they were pretty ridiculous in the videogames as well. A little fun facts for you, I bet you never realized that the Ninja Turtles fought against the Power Rangers Now that was a scary thing. But thinking about it now, maybe I liked the turtles because they made being green an every day thing..



It helps actually being green, of course.

And as much as I'm looking forward to this, and as many good memories I have as a kid growing up with these mutant turtles in a half shell, I still can feel proud that I'm not this person:

Ten Years Not Talking About It - Fight Club

Ten Years Not Talking About It - Fight Club

It's a little tough to think that it has actually been ten years since Fight Club was released in theaters, but it has been. And because of that, we now get a shiny blu ray disc for the 10th anniversary.

Much like the DVD release, that mocks you with a fake FBI logo, this Blu ray mocks you with 'Never Been Kissed' DVD menu for enough time that it makes you second guess if there wasn't an error at the printing presses for this blu ray. But don't get to stressed out, it will soon pass and get you to that fight club goodness.

The picture alone is worth the upgrade from DVD to Blu ray. Compare the following images and I dare you to tell me that you aren't noticing the difference enough to pick up this newer version?














And if that wasn't enough to sell you on double dipping, take a look at the extras!

Four commentaries:
• Director David Fincher
• Fincher and actors Brad Pitt, Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter
• Novelist Chuck Palahniuk and screenwriter Jim Uhls
• Crew (Alex McDowell, Jeff Cronenweth, Michael Kaplan and Kevin Haug)

Featurettes:
• Flogging Fight Club - Guys Choice Award (9:58 in HD!)
• A Hit in the Ear: Ren Klyce and the Sound Design of Fight Club (5:44 in HD!)
• Insomniac Mode: I Am Jack's Search Index viewing option
• Seven deleted and alternate scenes
• Welcome to Fight Club • Angel Faces Beating • The Crash • Tyler's Goodbye • Work: Production; Visual Effects; On Location Publicity Material • 12 TV spots • Trailers (including the 8 Rules of Fight Club) • 2 PSA's • Promotional and art galleries Internet spots

I don't know about you, but I was all over this. And I suppose some disclosure that I get a pay check from the distribution company for other services, I suppose I'm being biased here, but let's put it this way, for a good couple of years I would toss this movie on in the background while I did my daily stuff. So I have literally seen this film hundreds of times. Never gets old.



The release of this Blu ray got me thinking, why don't we have a project mayhem now? The whole goal of Tyler's plan was to cripple the credit card institutions to give everyone a clean slate. While they were doing it just to fuck with the status quo, you have to stop and think for a second that they have a point. The current economic clement is ripe for a Project Mayhem to come into place and fuck around with the system which, much like our fathers, don't really like us. In fact, they hate us.

Did you see the report that Credit Cards are hiking up rates on your account based on the most bullshit of reasons just so they can sneak it in before the new credit card restriction laws take into effect next year:

If you're one of the millions of Americans holding a credit card, this isn't necessarily news: Credit-card issuers are hiking interest rates, penalties and fees in full force ahead of stringent new laws that take effect in February.

In fact, some 400 credit cards from the nation's 12 largest bank issuers -- accounting for 90% of the $889 billion in outstanding consumer revolving credit in September -- are still using most of the same tactics that the Federal Reserve has called "unfair or deceptive" and that will be outlawed in fewer than four months, according to a new report from the Pew Health Group's Safe Credit Cards Project.

"Until the law takes effect we're seeing that all the major credit-card issuers on the bank side are continuing to engage in these unfair and deceptive practices," said Nick Bourke, project manager of the Safe Credit Card Project. "The numbers of unfair and deceptive practices have grown and in some cases are worse."

If this isn't reason why you shouldn't be sad that after the movie ends that the movie's ending didn't come true, then I don't know what to tell you. There seriously hasn't been a more deserving plan for Project Mayhem.



You can't tell me that with credit card companies increasing your interest rates based on you being a High Risk card holder because you used your card at a bar, that they don't deserve to get blown the fuck away. Much like any Panda that won't fuck to save its species, it deserves to get a bullet placed in between its eyes.

Then you have Goldman Sachs.. if that name alone doesn't want you to hit someone as hard as you can, then I don't think you've been paying much attention to the news and our current economic situation. But it seems that they're trying to better their image. As you see, they're giving back $500 Million and Apology from Goldman Sachs.

How much good will can an apology — and half a billion dollars — buy? A lot, Goldman Sachs is hoping.

A little more than a week after Goldman’s chairman and chief executive drew fire for saying the Wall Street giant was “doing God’s work,” the bank said Tuesday that it would spend $500 million — or about 3 percent of the $16.7 billion it has so far set aside to pay its employees this year — to help thousands of small businesses recover from the recession.

At the same time, the executive, Lloyd C. Blankfein, also showed a bit of humility, acknowledging at a conference in New York that Goldman had made mistakes, and that it was sorry. “We participated in things that were clearly wrong and have reason to regret,” he said. “We apologize.”

It was the clearest public statement of regret yet from Goldman, and a few hours later, as if to underscore that apology, the bank said that it was working with its largest shareholder, the billionaire investor Warren E. Buffett, to help 10,000 small businesses. The bank will offer them business and management education, mentoring and access to capital.

Oh, so in order to retain the top, top talent here at Goldman, we are required to pay them scads of money. I assure you, these are top men, who we have had for years now. Some of them led the way in creating innovative investment products in 2002 through 2007!

So this is the fabled Trickle Down Economics I've been looking for all these years.. Don't they know, you just have to give main street a dollar or two and then they'll shut up. They get so agitated if you try to ignore them.



It's no doubt that bailing them out we litterally accomplished nothing. Not because of their own greed, but because there was really nothin to accomplish by doing so. Maybe a ton of rich people would have lost a lot of money. That's about it.

there's still this news story that just makes you want to blow these folks up with their own fat:

(Reuters) New York: Having inoculated its employees with H1N1 vaccine dosages usurped from pregnant women and children, Goldman Sachs has increased its vigilance against the contagious virus by banning employee contact with spare change.

An internal memo outlines steps staff should take to avoid becoming ill, starting with the eradication of the potentially infected currency that may have lodged itself under the seats of their automobiles. The hazardous materials are being collected and sent to Small Business for disposal.

The memo also advised employees to "resist the urge to open your own car door; let your driver do it."

Yes. I mean, seriously.. what the fuck is that shit? It sort of makes me think that my Ikea shopping days weren't anything to be ashamed for when you have people like this who can't handle pocket change or opening their doors.

Are these men procreating? How much of a good father figure will they be if they can't teach the basics, such as opening a door without fear to their children? I suppose they are. Let's take a look at people like this total douche bag

SILVER SPRING, Md. -- Paul Joegriner hasn't worked since March 2008, when he was laid off from his $200,000-a-year job as chief executive officer of a small bank. But you wouldn't know it by appearances.

His wife, Marzena, shuttles their two young children to private school every morning. The family recently vacationed in Virginia Beach, Va., and likes to dine on Porterhouse steaks. Since losing his job, Mr. Joegriner, 44 years old, has had several offers. He's turned each down in hopes of landing a position comparable to what he held before.

The family's lifestyle over the past year and a half has been propped up by a $200,000 severance package and another $100,000 in savings -- funds the family has burned through rapidly. By Mr. Joegriner's own calculations, the family will be out of money in six months if he doesn't find work.

"It will be D-Day," he says. "But on the outside, no one has any idea that we're in trouble."

Mr. Joegriner is a member of what might be called the severance economy -- unemployed Americans who use severance pay and savings to maintain their lifestyles. Many lost their jobs in 2007 and 2008, and thought they'd soon find work. Now, they're getting desperate. Last week, lawmakers passed a bill extending unemployment benefits up to 20 weeks. Unemployment benefits, which typically last about 26 weeks, were expected to run out for 1.3 million people by the end of the year, according to the National Employment Law Project.

All of this is happening as the long-term jobless rate hits its highest point on record. More than a third of those who are out of work have been looking for more than six months, making this category of unemployed the biggest since the Bureau of Labor Statistics began tracking it in 1948.

Overall, companies have been eliminating or trimming severance packages. For those who do receive severance, the median pay allotted is 12.5 weeks' salary, down from 21.8 weeks a decade ago, according to outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas

Awww. poor guy. He has to get his coffee at 7-11.. such a terrible heartbreaking story for the poor suited man... Let's take a look at some of the quotes again:

"Since losing his job, Mr. Joegriner, 44 years old, has had several offers. He's turned each down in hopes of landing a position comparable to what he held before."

How about this gem

Rough times have even moved him to contemplate seasonal employment this winter, "a stopgap job," while he continues his executive job search. "Maybe something at night stocking shelves," he says. "That way people wouldn't have to see me."

He should try dumpster diving.

he should sell his kids into prostitution, at least his dignity will be saved and he won't have to... ugh... stock shelves.

CFO!? BUT THAT'S LIKE BEING A -bag boy- AT THE GROCERY STORE!

"There is an end date when that severance is going to run out," says Ellen Turf, chief executive of the National Association of Personal Financial Advisors. "At that point, the only life preserver is unemployment or getting another job....It's an awful situation."

Fuck off with your life preserver and your summer home and strine green stripe paterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let.. lets evolve, le the chips fall where they may. Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

the kids still go to private school -- for now..

Oh dear god. Wont someone think of the children? FUCK THE CHILDREN. Let them go to public school and actually get a real world education. Let them learn by the edge of the shank that they shouldn't be privileged brats expecting the world at their finer tips and that they need to work hard, tooth and nail, to dig themselves out of the shit false luxury life that you painted in their pretty little brains and continue to do so by not living within your god damn means.

Here's the quote that I got from the piece of shit douche bag:

"I've got two kids to feed man, I can't take the risk of working at a place that isn't going to cut me a fat check and send me on my merry way after they catch me getting a blow job from Big Sally from accounts receivable in the company car."

Doesn't he realize that McDonalds is hiring. Hell, they just opened one in Gitmo that they are looking for a manager to run it

MIAMI - Out of work and willing to relocate? McDonald's is advertising for an assistant manager for its sole franchise in Cuba - serving up burgers and fries that sometimes feed detainees at the prison camps at Guantanamo Bay.

The help wanted ad popped up recently at the McVirginia.com careers Web site featuring the Golden Arches, a headline "Find a Career (at) McDonald's" and this enticement: "Enjoy the perks."

It didn't specify salary but said, "Candidates must have restaurant management experience, possess a valid United States passport and be willing to relocate to Cuba."

Other incentives include half your rent paid and, potentially, tax-free status for year-round residents.

So this douche bag surly deserves a Tyler Durden gun placed in his privileged $300k face. With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. I'm sure this pussy will still be bitching about having only a 300k severance check.



I realize the economy is in the shitter right now, but that's certainly no reason to bullshit your life away doing the every day same ol' bullshit. How about bettering yourself. In some cases it's giving you a reason to go out and find a new job. In others it's going out and getting a better education so you can be in a place you want to be with an education you can be proud of. You have to ask yourself, ARE YOU DOING WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO IN LIFE?

For most people the answer is NO.

In these times when you're forced to sink or swim you have to slap your face and realize that this is your one chance. Without a job that cut you back, you have the ability to go for something else or, like this asshole, just sit on your ass and pass blame on everything else.

This asshole is now running out of money. Instead of living some luxury life in the status quo that he was, he should have been working to improve himself. What ends up happening though is that only when he's so close to the edge that he's about to fall does he start appreciating what he actually had. All those little things. And even then, he doesn't humble himself to take a lower paying job or sacrifice and take those out of state jobs. FUCK HIM. If this was a situation from Fight Club, they would have painted the walls read with his blood.



Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. This douche was not one of them. He is not a unique snow flake. He is the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Only, the others are actually trying to improve their life. They go out and get education or just get another job to make the ends meet. For them, Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of their lfie. Their breakfast will taste better than any meal they ever had and it's all because they are actually pushed and react to the changes and grow as people.

We are here 10 years later and by all means, Planet Starbucks has not come to pass thankfully. But the lessons and rebellious spirit that was planted in Fight Club towards society has only grown more every day when seeing these stories. Pick up a copy of the Wall Street Journal if you want to literally get filled with rage towards those who let the things they own, end up owning them.



I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. god damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... and I wouldn't count that lame "war on terror" bullshit as one. Our Great Depression is our lives.... and our economy. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact.

And with that, I just did about four pieces into one really long blog. So how about you go out and buy Fight Club on Bluray and get that inner pissed off spirit again so we can finally make some god damn changes with our society. It's been clear that we've been towing the company line for far too long now.

Pimps Up, Hoe's dow... You Know What? Nah, Just Pimp Ups.

Pimps Up, Hoe's dow... You Know What? Nah, Just Pimp Ups.

Halloween was just two weeks ago and I'm sure you saw your share of white dudes dressed as pimps. But seriously, guys. Why? Why did you go out there and embarrass yourself like that? You're going to feel especially foolish after you see today's blog post.

You see, High fashion is counter-revolutionary, but every first-world celebrity should look upon the Kitendi and despair, because they make us feel like we're in a third world country of fashion design.



Goddamn i wish i had that much fashion sense



that guy is smoking a duck



Like is it possible for a white person to wear that getup and hang around with people in casual shit and not look like a shitheel?



If they were white I'd think the were gay.

But they're black so it's like sheeeyit

Oh god the culture tables are turning



Holy shit those guys are dapper as hell.



I'm not going to lie, I want to be this dude



Haters gonna haaaaaaaaaaate.



we've reached the pinnacle of coolness.

I don't think there's anything left to say but that Kanye needs to pack his bags if he thinks non-prescription nerd glasses will meet the basic requirements of cool anymore.