Thursday, December 6, 2012

Vote Or Die

Vote or Die

Apparently that's actually a thing. I  mean, yeah, the elections have been over for more than a month, but I came across this story which happened shortly after and well, you know how the holiday season is crazy.. so here we are. Anyhow, this happened..
Wife mows down husband with car for allowing Obama to win

Holly Solomon, a pregnant Arizona woman, ran over her husband for not voting in the 2012 presidential election, according to CBS affiliate KPHO. Ms. Solomon’s husband reportedly stepped out of the car during an argument and gave his wife a dirty look, at which point the woman became enraged and chased her husband around a parking lot in their Jeep SUV.
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According to the CBS affiliate, the woman was upset that her husband had failed to vote in the 2012 presidential election. The woman, the officer said, was convinced that her family wouldn’t do well under four more years of President Barack Obama.
Makes you really reconsider even saying things like you didn't vote or telling people who you voted for. Though the wife's concerns were pretty valid. She was worried and convinced that her family wouldn't do well under four more years of Obama. She didn't even have to wait for the second term to start before her family was destroyed by the Obama administration... and her car.

Just think, what goes on in the mind of a person when they think 4 more years of a democrat president? Better murder my family! Just imagine a panicked husband, hysterically explaining the electoral college while running from his crazy driver wife.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Repeal Day

Repeal Day

Today is repeal day. It's the only time that a constitutional amendment was ratified and all because America wanted to get liquored up. It does make you wonder what exactly happened to cause prohibition in the first place. I mean, joking aside that this was all some idea of fuddy duddy house wives tired that their men, who at once were used to farmhouse ale - a low abv alcoholic drink suddenly getting introduced to hard liquor and not knowing how to deal, and thus calling for it all to be banned seems like the general consonance. 

But joking aside, the temperance movement was largely born out of societies reactions to the widespread alcoholism in the 19th century. It's true that with the advancement in technology with distilling that one could produce a lot more potent liquor now at a very cheap cost. Hell, most farmers were happy they had something to do with their extra corn stocks.

Add in that with the new machines using higher temperatures and pressures made for a higher yield of alcohol per bushel of grain. So yeah, there's a lot of truth to that people used to wine and farmhouse ales suddenly got overwhelmed and didn't know how to handle their own with the new high potent drink. People also drank crazy quantities of the stuff, which lead to an uptick in domestic violence and other social ills.

This is a major reason that women were a major part of the temperance movement. Their husbands were getting hammered and then beating them and their children. The absinthe panic also gave them a boost, though the effects were extremely distorted and most of the deaths were likely caused by adulterations with poisonous compounds to provide coloring and flavoring. You won't actually go crazy, despite what Van Gogh did to his ear, by drinking it.

Hell, for a time during prohibition, our government was actually poisoning liquids that were used to mix into other drinks in making them alcoholic. House cleaners were given far more dosages of toxins to make sure that those who attempted to mix them would be in for a surprise. Many people died through that mean.

And yeah, it does seem like a bit of an extreme, some guys get too drunk, so let's just ban it completely to be safe. The classic method thinking of a panic filled society. It did actually work in our favor. What prohibition did was create a lot of new social norms. Before prohibition it was unheard of for a woman to be in a bar. So in a sense, prohibition created the whole method of taking a gal out to the bar. Dating essentially began. One could argue that this was a stepping stone for women's rights in itself.


There's that famous image that is always associated with the temperance movement. In actuality it's a staged propaganda piece and is meant to mock the movement. In reality, the temperance movement was not so much against alcohol as it was against drunken spousal and child abuse, marital rape, and violence in the street. Which were all starting to get introduced with more easy means of alcohol production.

Ironically enough, it's because of prohibition that we have organized crime. If there's one way to make something worth doing and desirable, it's to make it illegal. More serious crimes and murders happened during prohibition than you could ever imagine with just simple bar room brawls of drunks pre-prohibition.

But it should be worth noting that a lot of the temperance movement was made up of men. It was a great amount of AA sort of mentality and there's a few famouse examples that everyone associated with women's suffrage, and indeed their actions contributed, but the only way the law got passed was through the male support. Which politicians did make up.

One other cause could have been the wave of German immigrants that came with their offerings of their beer styles. The Bush's of the world were very popular, but once World War I hit, well, let's just say that Germans weren't on anyone's favorite list. In a lot of way they were treated like the Muslims of the modern day. So scapegoating them and making sure they didn't succeed was a big driving force that politicians played to gather voter sympathy as well play on their fears.

What also resulted in prohibition was NASCAR. Which is a strange tale indeed, but the need for a faster car to run your moonshine across state lines was the motivating force to racing cars that we have no today.

So raise a glass tonight in honor of the day when you could officially and legally sell and make alcohol. Because let's be honest, there was plenty of drinking being done during prohibition.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

So Long Huell Howser, Thanks For The Gold

So Long Huell Howser, Thanks For The Gold

And without much controversy or even media attention, one of California's finest citizens retires. Huell Howser, you may know him as that really excited fella who sounds like he just fell off a turnip truck. Well, after 20+ years doing a little amazing set of shows based around California's wonders, he's retiring.

So in what will be a series of updates, here's one segment you should have seen from him;



More to come. Oh so many more to come.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Puerto Rico! #51

Puerto Rico! #51

While we were all busy thinking about how Romney was going to fuck us over for 4 years and then excited that Obama won it all, we sort of overlooked another bit of info in the elections that does effect the 50 states - Puerto Rico.

It seems that they voted in favor of changing their relationship with the U.S. They are pushing for state-hood and it's one step closer now. And oh man. If Puerto Rico does become a state, there's going to be so many racist who don't recognize it. Like.. they'll never recognize it. And you wonder why. I mean, it's such a lovely place...



Then again, Puerto Rice will probably never be a state. The republicans have pretty much already all but publicly stated that they aren't going to allow 2 more senators and however many new house members in. Especially who will more likely be to the left of them. So no way they're joining congress. Not to mention the electoral votes that come with it. But it's a nice thought, and all. Especially since we'd have to come up with a new design for our flag. How about something like...


Yeah. it's only fitting that the flag wouldn't change and we aren't getting a 51 state any time soon.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Walking Dead's Mid-Season Finale

The Walking Dead's Mid-Season Finale

Tonight is the mid-season finale of the walking dead. A series that seems to have taken a note from its original content and has come back from the dead that was the entirety of season 2's boring ass farmville life. To be fair, I did marathon the second season again before the third season started and like the comic book, the show did feel a lot better in its collected form. Now that's a true comic adaptation.

So what can you expect form tonight's episode? How about a little foreign language preview that was pulled from the internet by AMC; 



What did that preview show you? A whole lot of cluster fuck going down. But I'll tell you, what doesn't go down is a meeting of Rick and the Governor. We still have a whole second half of the season come next Feb. to build up to that nugget of Woodbury vs. Prison.

Perhaps we should get to the bigger issue. There's a certain new character going to be introduced to the series that was in the comic books. Now, he's black - which by the show's own law means that our current black character 2.0-Dawg is going to have to die. For some unknown reason this show just has to have a highlander rule in killing the only black character in order for a new black character to join the party. It's like if you're playing a Final Fantasy game and want to have a wizard join the party. Not gonna happen unless your current wizard is off the team.

Strange, it is. What more can I tell you about the episodes? Well, it ends with... or at the very least SHOULD end with a line of dialogue from the Dukes of Hazzard in saying;

"Well, it looks like them Dixon boys have found themselves in one helluva a pickle. How are they going to get out of this bucket of syrup." Smack dap diddle do!! 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

A Survivalist Guide for the New Hurricane World

A Survivalist Guide for the New Hurricane World

So they say that with global warming, the recent amount of crazy hurricane storms that New York and the North East has gone through is going to be a regular thing. So perhaps they need a little refresher course on how they could survive it this time..



That's for constantly telling us West Coasters that we'll sink into the ocean for living in such earthquake riddled area.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Who Framed Roger Rabbit For Saying The N Word?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit For Saying The N Word?

Okay, so take a look at this video.



Now what exactly did you hear? Apparently there's some controversy over whether Donald Duck calls Daffy a "Stupid doggon nigger" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Snopes says it's a false and you would expect that it would be the end of it, but I just watched the movie again and I'm fairly sure it says it.

What else could it be? Someone else I asked said it said Doggone stupid litttle, but I don't know what to believe in all of it. I mean, it's clearly Doggone, and not Goddamn, but I'm totally hearing Nig... sound at the beginning of the last word.

Then again, perhaps this will sound crazy, but bare with me, maybe I just should stop trying to analyze Donald Duck's gibberish.