New Years, You're The Worst

New Years, You're The Worst 

What a fucking terrible night. I swear, every year I know it's going to be a let down and yet here we are going full speed at it. Let's have John Oliver explain why this night is such a fucking terrible thing.



This year I'm just staying the fuck in. Fuck all that bullshit that happens out there in the world. It's goddamn cold this year.

2014 Fucking Sucked

2014 Fucking Sucked

Last year around this time I was telling myself that 2014 would be better. It sure as hell couldn't have been as bad as 2013 was. Man, I have to give it up to 2014, cause you showed me how fucking wrong I was. But then again, I didn't need you to show me, it's clear that social media like Facebook can just rub that in my face with ease. Much like how they rubbed it into everyone else's face that they were having a bad year.

Last week, the moment after Christmas ended, Facebook was already going full steam in wrapping this year up with the bombarding of "This is your year" post that you could annoy the fuck out of your friends with by posting on your wall.

What this algorithm was drawing off was looking back at your time line and picking out the most LIKED pieces in your feed and plumping them down all on one handy palm full of sand to toss into the eyes of yourself and your friends alike. What Facebook didn't factor in was that not everything that you post that is liked is something that is positive.

For many, that first few post in January 2014 could have been one of heartbreak. Say for example that you broke up with that cheating significant other and many of your friends, like most friends would do, liked that post because you were getting out of an abusive relationship. While that was a great moment, you may not be fully healed from those wounds just yet.

In my case, Facebook plopped down that the first majorily liked post I made of the new year was when I posted that my father had passed away. Yeeeeah, that was pretty much all it took to realize that this past year wasn't a great one for me.



And really, it was shit on a shit sandwich covered with shit sauce. I had a series of family situations from the fallout of my father passing that I'm still not dug out from under on. Dealing with his finances and the time shares he left behind - mind you, please do not ever ever EVER buy a time share. It's like having sex with a hooker. Sure, it'll be a wild fun once, but that shit will leave a nasty STD with you that not even death itself can remove.

This year I also dealt with burning of bridges with family. From my Grandfather who was abusing my mother financially off an agreement that my father made... and by all accounts should have died with him, to having to evict my sister from living in my building and the fallout of having to deal with her and her crazy boyfriend. Mind you, he did slash my tire... this was after trying to be nice and NOT letting the cops get involved when they trashed the apartment in a domestic dispute.

Back tracking to the death of my father... yeah, the can of worms that opened up after his death is something I didn't fully expect. I knew the man had secrets, but the extent of them... Jesus, I don't think I was prepared for. The balls on the man...

But yeah, it's been a very very rough year for me. To the point that I should be busting out some Arya Stark laughter at how fucked up it has been.




Sure, I had a couple of fun vacations this year. From going to the South and enjoying San Fransisco, but those were just brief moments of an otherwise bad year that still has its claws in the things that I do. Those enjoyable moments seem to be too few and far between. And yet every year I tell myself that the next year will be better. That it'll be different. That life won't find a way to completely fuck me over...

After the year I have had, I'm not prepared to tell myself that anymore and just roll with the punches. Those ups and those downs... and some more of those downs. I mean, there's a lot of downs, I tell you. So hey, I guess there's some reason to just look forward to tomorrow. It signifies that 2014 is dead and can no longer hurt me.

Or perhaps it can. Who the fuck knows. 

The FAA and Santa Team up For Your Shitty Gifts

The FAA and Santa Team up For Your Shitty Gifts

Apparently the FAA really thought that the streets would be lined with shitty drones after christmas so much that they made this power point level presentation to bash over your head.



But hey, there was nothing in that video about your safety in using a drone on the mean streets of L.A.

Craig Keeps Banging on your Drum

Craig Keeps Banging on your Drum 

I'm seriously going to miss this Late night host.

Christmas is Dead, Let's Just Look at the End of the Year Already

Christmas is Dead, Let's Just Look at the End of the Year Already

Well, duh, I guess it's time to look back at the year that was since Christmas is now over and we're all going to dance on its bloated corpse.

There's Gotta Be a Better Way

There's Gotta Be a Better Way

I really need to question why humanity needs something like this...





On the flip side, I'm thankful now of my gifts because that wasn't one of them.

9 Hours of Some Silly Scotsman

9 Hours of Some Silly Scotsman

Forget anything else you need for the Holidays, this is the best gift - 9 hours of Craig Ferguson

A System of a Down From KROQ's little Concert

A System of a Down From KROQ's little Concert 

This was pretty bad ass. Enjoy

I'm Really Going to Miss Craig Ferguson

I'm Really Going to Miss Craig Ferguson

Another lost to the late night game is The Late Late show with Craig Ferguson. Man, the man spoke from the heart when he wasn't being a complete loony.



And man, was it awesome.

I'm Gonna Miss Colbert

I'm Gonna Miss Colbert 

This past week was a whole lot of feels with the loss of a few late night host and some major tv/franchises. More on the rest later, but man, I'm going to miss Stephen Colbert's fake republican right leaning character. Here's just one moment to highlight how amazing he was on the show.

Real Couples - Real Sex Acts Sort of

Real Couples - Real Sex Acts Sort of 

This is an odd take on those stupid sounding sex positions.

Pork Butt BBQ I have To Try

Pork Butt BBQ I have To Try

And if you're smart, you will try this one as well.

Sauron's Mace

Sauron's Mace

With the Hobbit's last installment being released today, may as well leave this here.

Always Sunny Returns in January

Always Sunny Returns in January 

Well if this isn't some good news for the coming year.

How To Make Cheap Rockets

How To Make Cheap Rockets 

So this video will help you make hobby rockets out of sugar and kitty litter. Who would have thought that those two items could get your ship blasted to the sky. At about 700 meters high.



Now don't go blowing a finger off.

Cartoon Twerking

Cartoon Twerking 

Well then, this is odd.

Ron Swanson and Whiskey

Ron Swanson and Whiskey

It's the time of year to drink heavily. Which has something to do with the fact that it's also the time of year that you are dealing with the most amount of family. Go figure. Either way, Ron Swanson here has a song for you on the matter.

Let's Get This Party Started

Let's Get This Party Started 

Christmas is just around the corner and you know what that means... X-mas holiday parties!

So let's get this party started!

Snobbery in the Modern Day

Snobbery in the Modern Day 

So... what do you do?

100 Years of Making Up

100 Years of Making Up

I dig this little run through the ages on what socially accepted face painting is. As a feminist I both have strange feelings for making yourself up that is socially acceptable. But at the same time, it's a great way to empower yourself in that means that society has left. In embracing social standards of beauty.

Either way, this was a nice video.

The Game Just Change for Beer Bongs

The Game Just Change for Beer Bongs

I have seen the future for pot heads and beer bong freaks. And it looks beautiful.

Interstellar

Interstellar

Here's some notes on Interstellar now that it has been out for a bit of time.

At the beginning of the film when the drone comes into Cooper's sight, as well as when all the farming equipment he programed goes crazy at the dude's home because of magnets/gravity, that just seems like, I'm guessing, that the THEM that opened up that warm hole in the future isn't humans, it's the TARS robots. They're the machines from the future communicating in a manner that to them via gravity, is a normal part of their many dimensional understanding.

Hell, I'm guessing that they even manipulated Cooper's test ship to and made him crash so that he had to become a farmer.

So the future is there for humans because the TARS of the future set it all in motion the first go around. Thus we avoid the time paradox stuff that usually plagues this sort of film.

Besides, it's not like it was all explained to us in True Detective anyway....

A Nuclear Winter

A Nuclear Winter

In 1986 a flawed reactor design and some serious missteps made by nuclear power  plant workers led to one of the world's worst nuclear incidents in the Chernobyl disaster. It caused explosions and fires and essentially created a ghost town overnight in the nearby city of Pripyat. 


This is what it looks like now..



Very freaky.

The Hobbit: Oh My

The Hobbit: Oh My 

So the final of Peter Jackson's LOTR franchise films comes out in a couple of weeks and man, does it look fucking epic.



I don't care what anyone says about this not needing to be three films. I have loved every second of it and actually seeing the battle of the five armies opposed to Bilbo just being knocked the fuck out is so awesome.

8 Bit Frozen

8 Bit Frozen

Maybe we should just let this franchise go, cause it's on its own crazy train at this point.

Jesus Christ is My Nigga

Jesus Christ Is My Nigga

Nuff said

The Flash and Green Arrow

The Flash and Green Arrow.

As a fella who sure as hell loves both Television and Comic Books. Going strong on 18 years attending comic con now, I really was impressed with how DC handled their television side. Not so much their latest film franchise, but hey, at least they got something right.

Now that Flash split off from that and we get both building a solid foundation for the future of DC TV, we are able to achieve things such as this utterly amazing possibly of having a Green Arrow/Flash crossover that looks so damn fun.

Check out the promo.



I can't explain how excited I am for this two part franchise crossover. While I had hoped for maybe a Green Lantern/Green Arrow combo, I'll gladly take Flash getting into the mix on this one.

How To Succeed With Brunettes, The 1960's Way

How To Succeed With Brunettes, The 1960's Way 

Well, I guess you probably needed this back then. Maybe even now, you doofus!

Net Neutrality And Stupid People

Net Neutrality And Stupid People

What the fuck is this shit?!


Fuck the government lobbyist bullshit. Fuck it right in its skull.


On the flip side, I don't think the message for net neutrality needs to be muddled with naked people....
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/9bhv

Either way, fuck that bitch up on top with that stupid lies. 

Being a Celebrity Chef

Being a Celebrity Chef



Chris here talks about the world of being a celebrity chef.

That's Amazing - Huell Howser

That's Amazing - Huell Howser




If there's one thing I'm thankful for this Holiday, it's that I live in Los Angeles. And what makes it even better is when a man like Howser shows you the wonderful little things around you.

This Thanksgiving KCET is doing a special on his life that is a pro watch.

How To Cut Your Turkey

How To Cut Your Turkey

Let Alton Brown make sure that you're looking like a pro on Thanksgiving Dinner with the family.

Drunk Doctoring

Drunk Doctoring

This video always gets me to crack up. So hey, if seasonal depression kicks in, you at least have this to laugh at.

How To Drink Your Coffee

How To Drink Your Coffee

It's winter and we all know that in this crazy Southern California freeze, you need some warm liquids in your life. That's why coffee was invented. Also to figure out a place to meet up that random OKCupid dating potential. I mean, let's be honest, you don't want to pay for a first meal when you don't even know if they have the angles going on, you know.

Anyway, there's some proper ways to drink coffee and well, you probably don't know all of them. So here's some folks from the great Pacific Northwest to teach you how to coffee.

Driving Fast Safety Video With Boobs

Driving Fast Safety Video With Boobs

So there's this safety video... which I'm not sure if it's about safety or if it's more about boobs and the effect that riding fast in a car has on them.



Either way, I guess the air bags didn't deploy. This Holiday season, don't drink an drive.

Max Takes Over My Blog

Max Takes Over My Blog

A long time ago, someone hijacked a little Chicago station and did this..



Ah, that was fun.

McRib Time

McRib Time

So for some reason, the Mythbusters dude sold his soul to the corporate giant McDonalds and is doing these videos...



It seems that he really became too polite and rib bros with the mythbuster guy. because he failed to get to the real questions about ingredients of the bun or the sauce or pickles. all those have dextrose. and it's high up there on the list, combined it must be a ridiculously unhealthy amount. not to mention the corn starch and HFCS as well as soy additives. These ingredients are highly processed and you can tell the moment you bite into a McRib that it's what you're eating. 

No matter what, this food will make you obese. Even more so than just regular over consumption of eating unhealthy.  The MSG hidden under the spices, more sugar in the sauce and sodium benzoate, calcium chloride and potassium sorbate, to name a few, just make this scream that it's not as good as just going out and BBQing yourself.

I mean, let's just also throw it out there, pork shoulder is not a fucking Rib, so why the hell are they calling this that?

Brazil For Boobs

Brazil For Boobs

It's time again to just veg out and enjoy some music... and boobs, I guess. I don't know. This music video hit my radar and it's a little strange, but I guess Brazil knows what it imports - sex.



and nipple tassels, I guess.

Seeing Stars - The Coke Way

Seeing Stars - The Coke Way

So going back almost 10 years, I remember this coke ad for some reason. Probably because of the skating girl. Let's be honest. I wonder what ever happened to acting career.

Craig Fergusion With Alice Eve

Craig Fergusion With Alice Eve

Yeah, I'll miss him plenty.

Disney Ups the Game in making Weddings Unrealistic

We all know that the whole fairy tale wedding celebration notion is equal to what guys see in that dream of having a threesome. Only the reality is much different and much more of a let down. In any case, the Disney Wedding Expo just upped the game in filling the minds of hopeful brides that their Disney Princess wedding will now have some insanely expensive cake to go with it.



Fathers of the Brides, prepare to get your wallet raped.

OKGO Won't Let You Down with this Music Video

OKGO Won't Let You Down with this Music Video 

Well then, this is one trippy music video. But it's OKGO, so did you expect anything less?

Wedding Through Fireball Tinted Eyes

Wedding Through Fireball Tinted Eyes

I'm a little confused by this next video. Manly why anyone would be mouth locking with a bottle that has been passed around to everyone. If you're going to do a shot, do a fucking shot. Don't get your herps all over my bottle of alcohol.



Either way, perhaps this will be the last of the wedding anythings for this year now that we're entering the time where it's Thanksgiving and Christmas. No one gets married around that time, right? Besides, that's when the proposals start popping up.

Nerf - Well That Escalated Quickly

Nerf - Well That Escalated Quickly

Now this is what I call a Nerf War

Interstellar

Interstellar

This film looks amazing, so here's the comic con panel for the upcoming Nolan film that isn't Batman - Which for me is ten steps in the right direction.

Craig Fergusion Being Real

Craig Fergusion Being Real

Craig ends his run of being a Late Late Show host soon, sadly. But this is the reason why I love this host more than any other.

Harry Potter Vs. The Wizarding World

Harry Potter Vs. The Wizarding World 

Oh hey, it's a mash up.

The Hunger Games - Staying Hungry

The Hunger Games - Staying Hungry

Well, despite losing a key actor, this is shaping up to be rather good looking, even with the PTSD stricken Katness

That's, Like, Just Your Pinball Machine, Man

That's, Like, Just Your Pinball Machine, Man

I'm a little surprised they still crank out pinball machines left and right, but hey, this one is one I would love to just have in whatever we call Mancaves in the future.



This dude abides.

Alton Boils Your Eggs

Alton Boils Your Eggs

Yup, this is awesome.

The Steaks Are Good

The Steaks Are Good 

This will want to make you go out and get some steaks for tonight, cause.. yeah, that's some good looking eats right here.

Avengers Age of Ultron

Avengers Age of Ultron

I think I just ruined my pants.



It looks pretty damn amazing.

God Help The Girl - A Belle and Sebastian film

God Help The Girl - A Belle and Sebastian film

Well if this doesn't look down right great.

Better Call Saul

Better Call Saul 

You better call Saul

Adventure Time's Gritty Reboot

Adventure Time's Gritty Reboot 

This was pretty gritty

My Simpsons Couch Gag is Tooooooo Big

My Simpsons Couch Gag is Tooooooo Big 

A few weeks ago I tuned into The Simpsons. Something I haven't done for a while now and I'm not sure why this particular episode caught my attention in wanting to catch it. In any event, I turned on the episode and the typical couch gag was really... well, it was strange beyond belief.



Who put Don Hertzfield in my Simpsons? And man, that was surreal to be clicking in to. I mean, that was really a mind fuckery of epic proportions for your average Sunday night Animation Domination line up.

Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

Let's Do The Time Warp Again! 

It's that time once again, when we do the time warp again and jump back in time to an hour. Yup. You get the sleep in just a little bit tonight. So hey, knock yourself out, why don't you. You get an extra hour to sleep and enjoy that hour that you lost back in Spring.

So LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

It's A Dead Man's Party

It's A Dead Man's Party

Who could ask for more? Everybody's coming leave your body and soul at the door...



Yeah, tomorrow is my most sacred Holiday of Dia De Los Muertos. Or to you gringos, that Spanish dead person Christmas. I love it. A day to honor and pay tribute to the dead. The folklore is that they rise for one day and walk among the living. So leaving their favorite food near their grave site is a must.

On this, the first time I celebrate my father, it's sort of an important thing to me. I would have liked to have done an alter for him at Hollywood Forever, but that's in the cards for another year when I can properly prepare for it.

So for all those you have lost recently... or whenever, really. Just know that today is a Dead Man's Party.

A Conversation With Houdini

A Conversation With Houdini 

Harry Houdini died on October 31st, 1926. But before he did, he was really devoted to discrediting the rising belief in spiritualism. As he felt that spiritualist, who proclaimed themselves able to talk to the dead, were just taking advantage of suckers stuck in sorrow of losing someone close to them.

He wanted it to be true, essentially because he was a momma's boy and wanted to talk to his dead mother from beyond the grave. Well, before passing away, he told his wife a statement/code or what have you that only she would know to prove if talking to the dead was possible.

So for years after on the anniversary of his death, she attempted to communicate with him. This is the recording.





Good night, Houdini

Ghost Holograms and the Future of Haunted Homes

Ghost Holograms and the Future of Haunted Homes

Technology is really advancing in a way that will pretty much blur the lines of the paranormal in terms of future haunted house decorations. Just look at this stuff.



That's pretty bad ass.

8-Bit Dance Party Horror Style

8-Bit Dance Party Horror Style

What do I like more than cute red heads, Halloween and some silly video game music? Nothing. That's damn right. So here, enjoy this...

1 Minute Horror Story

1 Minute Horror Story 

What would Halloween be if not for some sort of scary shit. Here's this;

Drugs Are Bad - Go Ask Alice

Drugs Are Bad - Go Ask Alice 

If you don't believe me, just go ask Alice....

The Haunted Mansion is really... Haunted.

The Haunted Mansion is really... Haunted. 

It's that time of the year when scary shit happens. So hey, here's a Disney version of scary shit.

Scary Stories to Tell on the Internet

Scary Stories to Tell on the Internet 

So here's some reddit scary stories that should fit your fancy leading up to Halloween.

Wasteland Weekend

Wasteland Weekend

This happened a couple of weeks ago and well, it was pretty goddamn epic.

Some Times Science Opens The Gates To Hell

Some Times Science Opens The Gates To Hell

I mean, this shit is freaky.



Damn you scientist!

Craig Ferguson is a Flirt

Craig Ferguson is a Flirt

Yeah, I'll miss this man when he's off the air from late late night.

Guess Who's On New Medication

Guess Who's On New Medication

Welp, not me. I don't do drugs. But you should probably pop something back and chug it with that 5th of Jack and enjoy the next few minutes of whatever the hell this thing is...

Frozen - A Horror Story

Frozen - A Horror Story

Well, this was fun with editing

The Magic Castle Haunting

The Magic Castle Haunting

Who would have thunk it.




And for fucks sakes, stop asking me to get you in, people on Yelp. My mail gets at least one request for admission every fucking week.

This is How Your Drindl

This is How Your Drindl 

I mean, Oktoberfest is over and all that, but it doesn't mean you can't prepare for it next year already with getting yourself a Drindl. While you may not understand the language, this will be pretty clear what every aspect is there for.

Daft Punk Rocks

Daft Punk Rocks

No, literally, they're rocks in Pharrell's new music video.

Interstellar Looks Amazing

Interstellar Looks Amazing

Okay, this looks amazing. I mean, it's Nolan in a non-Batman film. I'm so in.

Duet

Duet


Glen Keane, the artist responsible for Disney's Ariel, The Beast, and Aladdin designs released an all-new animated short called Duet. Well worth watching.

Dino Myths That Should Go Extinct

Dino Myths That Should Go Extinct 

Here's some dino myths busted



I really don't like that the film had to actually lay down the law in stating that dinos existed. I think that's a bit much, but it says a lot about the culture we live in. God Damn you, American bible bet! 

TED Talks Beer - Dogfish Head For You

TED Talks Beer - Dogfish Head For You

Ol' Sam from DFH talks beer on TED Talks - Enjoy

Oh Craig Ferguson, You're Such A Flirt

Oh Craig Ferguson, You're Such A Flirt

With only a couple more months of Craig Ferguson on the air, it's well worth noting why he was such a great host of the Late Late Show.

Just you watch.

TED Talk Beer - Family Matters

TED Talk Beer - Family Matters

This TED Talk jumps on that whole topic about... well, family tradition.

A Zombie Coming of Age Story

A Zombie Coming of Age Story

well now, this is a new take on that zombie played out film scene.

Pranks Gone Wild

Pranks Gone Wild

So I guess people still prank one another. Go figure.

Oktoberfest is over

Oktoberfest is Over

Though you wouldn't know it based on how long our country celebrates it. It ended on the 5th, it is after all, only 16 days of celebrating from the last week September or so. In any case, here, enjoy this Oktoberfest inspired Drindl Yoga

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

okay.. maybe.

JGL on Not Treating Objects Like Women

JGL on Not Treating Objects Like Women 

Or... is it the other way around? Either way, here he is on some pretty serious matters and how it should be done, you know.

The Power of Light

The Power of Light

Oh my, this is grand.

American Horror Story - Freak Show's Intro

American Horror Story - Freak Show's Intro

Well if this doesn't get your October going. It'll freak the shit out of you.

Some Sci-Fi Pop Music

Some Sci-Fi Pop Music 

This is some pulp if I ever seen some.

A Look Back At Marvel Phase 1 and 2

A Look Back At Marvel Phase 1 and 2

Here's a little look back at what Marvel has done in the cinematic universe while DC still is scrambling to get their shit together.

You're The Worst

You're The Worst 

On Wednesday FX renewed You're The Worst, though they moved it over to their other station FXX to tag along with Always Sunny, where it belongs.

Oh, you never heard of the show? Shame on you, but it's not your fault. FX did a terrible job at marketing it. So hey, here's the first episode on Youtube. You need to be watching what was one of the smartest, funniest shows of the season.

The legend of Korra: Book 4

The Legend of Korra: Book 4

It's a bit surprising that only two months ago Nick was streaming episodes of Book 3 on the internet. They have pretty much given up on the franchise and now seem to be burning through episodes. As is clear that tomorrow we get the first episode of Book 4 on the net and this isn't going to be aired on TV at all.

In any event, I'm excited, and here's a teaser for Book 4



Sadly, this post was probably more advertising than Nick has done for the season so far.

Oh White People and Your Lip Dubbing

Oh White People and Your Lip Dubbing

I mean, it was a little cute in the sense that the dad really made the kids sort of day in thinking her pops is not a big ol lame-o

Alton Brown Makes Peanut Butter

Alton Brown Makes Peanut Butter

And man, does it look good.

Building Your Own Computer - In The 90's

Building Your Own Computer  - In The 90's

I'm sure you could run Evolve on it.

20 Myths About Sex

20 Myths About Sex

Like the shit says

This Is How We Do - Katy Perry

This Is How We Do - Katy Perry

Yeah, I know it's silly, but I enjoy the musical styling of Ms. Katy Perry. And apparently this is how she do.

Mad Maxing It Up In The Desert

Mad Maxing It Up In The Desert 

For Wasteland..

Belle And Sebastian

Belle And Sebastian 

With the group making a little bit of a touring spot in Los Angeles in October, I figure it would be worth it to share with you a little hour long behind the scenes to the band.

The Dude Abides A Whie Russian

The Dude Abides A Whie Russian 

Hey Man, there's a beverage here!

Interstellar Time Lapsed Explosion

Interstellar Time Lapsed Explosion

Whoa...

TED Talks Beer - Support Your Local Brew

TED Talks Beer - Support Your Local Brew

TED talking your local culture with this little video clip.

Happy Oktoberfest!

Happy Oktoberfest!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! For alcoholics, that is. It's time to eat sausages and drink massive amounts of beer! So tap a keg, cause it's Oktoberfest!

TED Talks Beer

TED Talks Beer 

Enjoy this TED talk about beer making.

Fire and Ice - How Lava and Ice React

Fire and Ice - How Lava and Ice React

Bet you wondered what happens when you put lava onto ice.

DC mucks Up their Multiverse Yet Again - The Grant Morrison Way

DC mucks Up their Multiverse Yet Again - The Grant Morrison Way

Isn't this the reason why they got rid of the old universe and created the New 52? That all the multiverses were god damn confusing. I mean, you try to keep up with this sort of attempt to explain it all..



Yeah... I need a drink.

The Hunger Games - Mockingjay Teaser

The Hunger Games - Mockingjay Teaser

The next Hunger Games film comes out in November and it's looking pretty damn good. I mean, for a Babies first Revolution that it is.

Tesla Created A Spook Box

Tesla Created A Spook Box

Well if this shit isn't creepy as fuck.

A Patrick Duffy Throw Back

A Patrick Duffy Throw Back 

Well shit, this is always funny

The Sad Reality of College Education and Student Loans

The Sad Reality of College Education and Student Loans 

John Oliver yet again eviscerates the hell out of another topic. This time the sad and grim reality of student loans and what will cripple our generation and the next.




Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Summer Loving - Happen So Fast

Summer Loving - Happen So Fast

Now that summer is officially over - well, let's be fair, it's going to be hot as balls in SoCal for the next month and a half anyway, but Summer is over and people are resuming back to the grind, it's about time to take a look back at the summer. First off, Comic Con is one of those memories for me.

9-11

9-11

Guess what day it is...

The Face Theft

The Face Theft

This was really amazing. Watch.

Ah, So That's Why God Made Girls

Ah, So That's Why God Made Girls 

Thanks to country music, we now know why God made girls.



Thanks, country girl, for telling me the role of women in this crazy world.

At least according to God for all these reasons

• to wear a pretty skirt
• to be the one to flirt to flirt
• to hold his hand
• to make him get dressed up
• to give him a reason to wash that truck
• to teach him how to dance
• to be the one to cry
• to let him drive
• to give him a reason to hold that course
• to put up a fight (????)
• to make him wait on Saturday night to walk downstairs and blow his mind
• to drag his butt to church
• to hold him when he hurts

 Makes sense now.

Gravity Falls - A Kids Show About Adult Spooky Shit

Gravity Falls - A Kids Show About Adult Spooky Shit

So there's this show I enjoy named Gravity Falls. During Comic Con they had a little panel and here it is...



In any event, that probably didn't tell you much, but the show is very much an homage to shows like Twin Peaks, The X-files and other conspiracy, spooky and otherwise out of this norm stuff.

I mean, this is fan made, but it makes fucking sense.


Oh, and what popular show wouldn't have a Doctor Who mash up?

The Chicken or The Egg

 The Chicken or The Egg

So the age old question of what came first, the chicken or the egg is finally... well, answered. 

Frozen Infecting Dad's Sanity

Frozen Infecting Dad's Sanity

All About Dat Bass

All About Dat Bass

So this self body image song hit the ground running this summer and it's causing some to wonder if it's actually a positive thing or not.



I mean, the message is fairly innocent. Like yourself and don't try to be body shaming and what not. But in the process of doing so, it sort of bashes some others. I dunno. I mean, it has a catchy tune, so why the fuck not?

For When You Just Need To Destroy Something With a Bullet

For When You Just Need To Destroy Something With a Bullet

Because regular bullets are for slack jawed pussies. You need this uber bullet that will totally make your tiny penis a thing of the past.

Even Country Music is Getting Women Power

Even Country Music is Getting Women Power

Damn girl, when did you guys get like, some sort of equal rights and treatment?

The F-35 is a Piece of Shit

The F-35 is a Piece of Shit

Fuck this industrial military complex.

Philip Seymour Hoffman On Happiness

Philip Seymour Hoffman On Happiness

So.. this is a little morbid, a little odd. A little.. well, it's interesting to take a listen to because it's something else entirely.

Wear Sunscreen

Wear Sunscreen 

It's a common misconception that August and September are any better in terms of hot weather in SoCal. That shit is still blasting hot, in fact even hotter in most cases. So that's why this video will show you that you should put on some mother fucking sunscreen

How Guys Drink Alone, How Girls Drink Alone

How Guys Drink Alone, How Girls Drink Alone

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

Dear Kitten

Dear Kitten

Now this is an ad that just strikes so true.

A Guilty Pleasure - The Expendables 3

A Guilty Pleasure  - The Expendables 3


Well yeah, this looks like a lot of fun.

Game of Thrones: Science is Coming

Game of Thrones: Science is Coming 

Here's a little dose of reality to your fantasy land of dragons

Constantine Looks Pretty Bad Ass

Constantine Looks Pretty Bad Ass

I mean, what more do you need to say or see about this to just make you a believer?

Breaking Pawn

Breaking Pawn 

Well this was entertaining

Fuck The Bike Police

Fuck The Bike Police

There's so many misconceptions about what is illegal and legal when it comes to riding a bike, that no wonder it's so god damn confusing for motorist and bikers alike to try to come up with some sort of understanding on what they can and can't do and why they should or shouldn't be pissed off at one another.

This video shows you plenty

Standing on Jesus' Shoulders

Standing on Jesus' Shoulders

Name says it all..

Unboxing With Morgan Freeman

Unboxing With Morgan Freeman 

This was a funny little thing found on the interwebs

kenneth branagh's Cinderella Got You Teased

Kenneth Branagh's Cinderella Got You Teased

Because it's that time of the year when we stopped giving a shit about the movies out now and start drooling over next year's potentials. So here's this little tease

Alton Brown Teaches You How To Cut A Mango

Alton Brown Teaches You How To Cut A Mango

Now if this isn't helpful, I don't know what is.

That's One Sexy Workout

That's One Sexy Workout 

Well then...



I hate to see the type of injuries that happen there. Ouch, I pulled something... Or maybe it's Ooooh, I yanked a muscle.

Helpful Bus

Helpful Bus

Well shit, this is just funny.

How A Real Man Cooks a Steak

How A Real Man Cooks a Steak

Pretty much says it all.



yeah, I need to do that.

The Pants Shitting Water Ride

The Pants Shitting Water Ride

So this is the FPV of a water ride that will probably make you shit your pants. So I guess it's a good thing it'll wash you as you go down.

The Hollywood Sign gets a Facelift

The Hollywood Sign gets a Facelift 

Hey, sometimes it needs some make up to give it that great look.

The One Thing You Need To Hang in your Kitchen

The One Thing You Need To Hang in your Kitchen 


Forget the pictures of bottles of wines or that olive oil you have yet to use and will probably never use. This is the one thing that you need to hang up. This. Mother fucking this!!!

If Women Wore the Pants

If Women Wore The Pants

I mean, would it really be like this? Who knows.

Carl Sagan Drops Some Poetic Shit On You

Carl Sagan Drops Some Poetic Shit On You

Yeah yeah!

The Wonder of Nipples

The Wonder of Nipples

Well shit, this is straight up a moving piece and what would you figure it's about... nipples.

Make It Rain on This Girl - Perfecting the Pole

Make It Rain on This Girl - Perfecting the Pole

Like, seriously, if you're going to have some precipitation in your wallet, you may as well unleash a thunder storm level of rain on someone who is this talented. They sure as hell deserve it.

Tim Burton's Batman

Tim Burton's Batman

Well this just shows WB that Tim Burton's Batman wasn't going to suck

Comic Con Cosplaying at its Finest

Comic Con Cosplaying at its Finest

Empehsis on Fine! Okay, that's a bit sexist? I don't know. But these Cosplayers really stepped up to the plate.



Bravo

Alton Brown Opens a Bottle Boss Like

Alton Brown Opens a Bottle Boss Like

Fuck bottle openers, we got a blade

Fuck You, Obama. Fuck You

Fuck You, Obama. Fuck You 

I'll gladly use my first admendment right to give a big FUCK YOU to President Obama. Why, you ask? No, I'm not some right wing republican, but even the most left leaning HOPE AND CHANGE sucker could stand behind that cursing of our commander and chief after viewing this view.



"We tortured some folks"

How the fuck... My fucking god. How do you say that with such brass balls. Jesus fucking christ. How carelessly is that tossed out. Yeah, he may have banned them after taking office, but Gitmo took how long to close? He still has troops in the shit holes of the world and you know what else is just fucked up and crossing the line? Spying on your allies and alienating other countries.

So to you, Mr. President, I give a big ol' FUCK YOU.

The Book of Mormon South Park Edition

The Book of Mormon South Park Edition

This was good.

Gravity Falls - Oh It's On

Gravity Falls - Oh It's On 

Oh hey, what do you know - Gravity Falls is back for its much anticipated season 2

The Tron Lebowski

The Tron Lebowski

Yeah, this was interesting.

Marvel Universe at Comic Con

Marvel Universe at Comic Con 

So instead of waiting a night for Hall H at comic con, here's the Marvel Panel.

Self Freezing Soda

Self Freezing Soda

This seems like a little neat trick that will make your summer a whole lot better

Galaxy Getaways

Galaxy Getaways

I love the subtle notes to this advertisement for Guardians of the Galaxy. I mean, even the whole Galaxy Getaways is a nudge since these are criminals, so... you know, they get away often.

Why Your Phone Can Be Screwing Up Your Sleep

Why Your Phone Can Be Screwing Up Your Sleep

And it's not because you're waiting for your significant other to call you or anything like that, it's because of that magical rays of light it is letting out.

It May Not Have Been To Ticket Master, But Pearl Jam Sold Out

It May Not Have Been To Ticket Master, But Pearl Jam Sold Out

Really, Pearl Jam. Really?

NDG and Science Tell You What's Up with Climate Change

NDG and Science Tell You What's Up with Climate Change

Climate change is the proper way to talk about this since Global Warming is one thing that those dumb fuck republicans just love to jump on and nitpick about. But here's Neil dropping some much needed knowledge on you.

Rick Astley Rick Rolls People

Rick Astley Rick Rolls People

Hmm, I guess this can happen in real life as well. Go figure.

Guardians of the Galaxy Looks Amazing

Guardians of the Galaxy Looks Amazing

Yeah, this movie can't come soon enough. Since Comic Con is happening now, let's look at another trailer.

Cubicles And Careers - D&D IRL

Cubicles And Careers - D&D IRL



Welp, this game is boring, time to roll a save throw.

8 Bit Avengers

8-Bit Avengers

So Con is going on right now. Enjoy this instead of hearing about it from me.

Homer Abides

Homer Abides 





Didn't like it? Well, that's like, like, your opinion, man.

Alton Teaches You How Not To Burn Yourself

Alton Teaches You How Not To Burn Yourself

Yuuuup. This will come in handy for some shrimp boils.

Put Down Your Technology and Live Life

Put Down Your Technology and Live Life

This may sound like some poetry slam, and to be honest, I never got poetry. But it makes a valid point on putting down the walls we build around us in the form of technology and how we interact with one another.

Beware, Comic Con is Coming

Beware, Comic Con is Coming

yeeeeeeah.

Watermelon to the Face

Watermelon to the Face

Summer is in full effect. Time to take a watermelon to the face.. just not like this...

Wes Anderson's Porno

Wes Anderson's Porno

Seems about right.

Snoop and PSY Deadl With Hangovers

Snoop and PSY Deadl With Hangovers

Well then... here's this little mindworm

Everybody Loves Zoldberg

Everybody Loves Zoldberg

Well now, this puts the bar up there for SDCC costumes.

Now I Know How Anakin Felt

Now I Know How Anakin Felt

Noooooooooooooo!




But hey, it's probably a lot cooler than what L.A. is feeling right now.

Street Fighter 2 Applications

Street Fighter 2 Applications 

These are just amazing











And I really just died at this one with Vega

Cops Putting You On Ice

Cops Putting You On Ice

So this is a pretty mean prank that these cops did. I mean, it's sort of nice, but then again sort of really scary in that you scared the shit out of the damn pulled over suckers.



You can see it in their eyes of those folks have been fucked with by their fair share of cops and this is just another ass raping of the government in the form of cops.

I'm pretty sure that after they finished the ice cream, they were tazed.

ON a side note, do you really want drivers to be busy eating fucking ice cream while driving? That seems worse than texting.

Doing That Hair Up - Pinup Style

Doing That Hair Up - Pinup Style

Hey, it's summer time. Why not get your grease lighting hair do on with some pinup style?

Some Cheap Do it yourself Air Conditioning

Some Cheap Do it yourself Air Conditioning

With the heat getting up there, this is a little nice do it yourself project you could do to save some money on your energy bill as well as stay cool.

Sin City 2: Jesus Christ!

Sin City 2: Jesus Christ!

Yeah, I'm excited for this even if I hate Frank Miller. Because, well, look at this poster. Jesus!

Oh yeah, here's the trailer

Talking To Your Past Self - They're Disappointed

Talking To Your Past Self - They're Disappointed 

I mean, who wouldn't be? This is what happens when you talk to your past.. or your future self.



Oh women and their expectations.

It's Summer Time - You Should Go To Vegas

It's Summer Time - You Should Go To Vegas

For some reason every Summer I want to go to Vegas. Which makes no fucking sense considering that Los Angeles is already hot enough during this time of year. Why would a reasonable sound mind want to go to an even hotter place? I have no idea, but marketing like this just draws me into that land of false promises and crushed dreams... I mean, Vegas, not L.A. even though L.A. is so totally that as well.



But Vegas is fun in its own right. That is if you skip the strip and clubs.. also the strip clubs and forget trying to win in Veags. That shit just isn't happening and you should come to terms with that. But what the sin city has going on is a lot of side things you can enjoy.

The Pinball Museum, for example, is a great place to toss a few bucks away in quarter form and enjoy a lot of nostalgia.

You have great food that isn't in buffets. From Gordon Ramsay's burger joint to a slew of side places to eat. The place is littered with tons of spots from the East Coast that only show up west of the mississippi in Vegas. This is your chance to get your fill. 

Everyone Should Wear a Bikini

Everyone Should Wear a Bikini

Well, women, at least. But this little video goes to show you that you don't need to be stick thin to look good in a bikini this summer

OK GO Does It Yet Again and Freaks Your Mind Eye Out

OK GO Does It Yet Again and Freaks Your Mind Eye Out

These dudes not only make great music, but the videos behind them are just... well, some of my favorite music videos possible. This newest one is just mind freaky.




Here's the behind the scenes to it.

Watching A Sailor Scout Change

Watching A Sailor Scout Change 

So with the new Sailor Moon series coming out, I mean, I knew they were going to do some changes. One of which is the transformation. I have to say, the new one is a little bit much. Let's see if you agree.



I mean, I like the old one. I don't know. Just do.

The Fourth of July - BBQ TIME!

The Fourth of July - BBQ TIME! 

BRING.IT.ON!  The science of BBQ in my belly!

Sailor Moon Pulls Into Shore

Sailor Moon Pulls Into Shore

So the Sailor Scouts are getting rebooted in a new Sailor Moon series. Go figure. So let's reboot the theme song into something slightly different entirely.



And the original to compare it to.

Badman The Movie

Badman The Movie

This is the summer blockbuster that we may not want, but it's what we need!

Alton Brown Makes a Literal Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Alton Brown Makes a Literal Grilled Cheese Sandwich 

Yeah, I gotta try this soon.

SDCC Is A Coming

SDCC Is A Coming

With SDCC coming up so soon, it's time to get you ready with cosplaying. So here's a little clip from a convention a few months back



Yeah, I'm about ready for Sandy Eggo

Turn Down for What? Propane and Propane Accessories

Turn Down for What? Propane and Propane Accessories

Yeah, this is awesome.

Try To Catch Luigi Riding Dirty

Try To Catch Luigi Riding Dirty 

Title says it all

A Zombie And HIs Dog - The Feels

A Zombie And HIs Dog - The Feels

Aw geez, this is going to make you just get a huge amount of dust in your eyes.

Harry Potter and the Florida Adventure

Harry Potter and the Florida Adventure 

Well, if there wasn't already enough temptation for me to go back to Florida, if not for just a little vacation, this shows up at Universal Studios.

Go figure, it looks like a ton of fun.

Turn About is Sexist Play

Turn About is Sexist Play

This is entertaining..

It's Been Just That Type of Day

It's Been Just That Type of Day

Fuck it...

3 Against 50

3 Against 50

Watch as three master teacher fences take on fifty.

Don't Forget That Potato Salad at the Picnic

Don't Forget That Potato Salad at the Picnic 

Now this is just odd....



But seriously. Don't forget the potato salad.

What Time is it? Adventure Time Remix Time!

What Time is it? Adventure Time Remix Time!

Summer is all, like, up in your business and what not. So here's this little Adventure Time Remix to get you all pumped for your water melon and picnic basket funtastic time.

How To See When You're Glasses Are Lost

How To See When You're Glasses Are Lost

So if you don't have access to your glasses or corrected vision gear, here's this little tidbit

Alton Brown's Hard Boiled Case

Alton Brown's Hard Boiled Case

Ever wanted to know how to make a ton of hard boiled eggs on the easier side of things? Well, Good Eat's very own Alton Brown is here to help you out.

McDonalds and Fifa Go Hand in Hand for Soccer

McDonalds and Fifa Go Hand in Hand for Soccer 

Welp, I guess I didn't see this coming from the ad campaign to make FIFA look better than it actually is.




Hmm, yeah, now I totally feel better about the horrors that both FIFA and McDonalds does to Brazil and the world.

Alien Isolation

Alien Isolation 

Now that E3 is a week behind us, I feel like looking at some of the revealed stuff. Like, this Alien horror suspense game that I will probably shit my pants to a great amount of times. I mean, just look at this shit.



So what's it like?



Yeah, that's good stuff.

Scooby Doo and Social Commentary

Scooby Doo and Social Commentary 

Hmmm, perhaps the social commentary on this kids show is a little much and a little over the kid's head.

Cat To The Rescue

Cat To The Rescue

So hey, who said that cats are nothing but lazy self centered creatures who don't give a shit about you...

Alton Brown's Biscuit

Alton Brown's Biscuit 

Here's Alton teaching you the wonders of biscuit making.

Sand Artist

Sand Artist 

So this chick tells a story with sand and art and music and what not.

Washington Red Skins, You May Be a tad Racist

Washington Red Skins, You May Be a tad Racist

This ad ran through the NBA finals, because I guess people are still watching that shit? I dunno. Either way, it points out the obvious in what's wrong with that good ol' racist football mascot.

This Conversation Took Place?

This Conversation Actually Took Place? 

My mind is blown.

I Dislike Both Michael Bay and Transformers Series But...

I Dislike Both Michael Bay and Transformers Series But...

This actually is something I'll go watch. Fuck, I'm the problem.

NDT Talks About Intelligent Design

NDT Talks About Intelligent Design

This is a good little listen that you should... well, listen to.

Wait Is NBC doing Something Amazing?

Wait Is NBC doing Something Amazing?

You mean to tell me that NBC is doing a Constantine show that actually looks like the comics?



Well my mind is blown.

Batman is Sex Crazed

Batman is Sex Crazed

Oh Batman, you're such a horn dog.

Alton Brown Wants You To Smoke Your Meatloaf

Alton Brown Wants You To Smoke Your Meatloaf 

With BBQ season kicking off to full steam in the next month all over the country, the whole question of what to smoke in your BBQ can be made easy with this simple lesson.

SMOKE.YOUR.MEATLOAF.

Batman's a bit of a Dick

Batman's a bit of a Dick 

I mean, he makes a lot of good points. I hate Superman now as well.

Salvador Dali's Swimwear

Salvador Dali's Swimwear 

So who knew that this amazing painter would have such a... well, a unique swimsuit line up.

Reading Rainbow Gone Dark

Reading Rainbow Gone Dark

Over the last few weeks Reading Rainbow led a very successful kickstarter to get their program to more kids and well, I think that maybe some things kids shouldn't read...

Mortal Kombat 10

Mortal Kombat 10 

Well shit, if this isn't cool looking for this E3 smackdown.

Supporting Detroit

Supporting Detroit 

I have no idea how putting your hands up for Detroit helps them, but if this is the case of Detroit making cloning factories... well then, I can't say no to supporting jobs.

Nobody Likes Pitbull - Especially Not Brazil

Nobody Likes Pitbull - Especially Not Brazil 

So this music video for the world cup went out...



And everyone hated it. I mean, it's pretty bad.

I Don't Even Care Anymore

I Don't Even Care Anymore

I mean, who the fuck cares what this is advertising or promoting. I just dig it....



Yeah, fuck it. It's Summer time.

Even Stevphen - Your Future Entertainers

Even Stevphen - Your Future Entertainers

Oh hey, it's the future of your entertainment with the star of a show you really liked about a paper company and the other is taking over David Letterman

Adventure Time Swords - Jake's Bad Mama Jamma

Adventure Time Swords - Jake's Bad Mama Jamma 

We're a couple of weeks away from Comic Con, and it's about time you start thinking about your cosplaying. So hey, how about some inspiration on swords.

Here's Some Music That Will Put Some Oompf To Your Step

Here's Some Music That Will Put Some Oompf To Your Step

Here's some little ditties that will hit that vintage style part of you







Either that or I just have a clear thing for women dressed in vintage style. Go figure.

Edge of Tomorrow Looks Really Good

Edge of Tomorrow Looks Really Good

So I'm as anti-Tom Cruise as the next guy, but man does this movie look pretty damn good.



It's like you took Ground Hogs Day meets Call of Duty.

Beat Up By an Angel

Beat Up By an Angel

So SyFy (god, I hate spelling it like that) is cranking out a new series where it's us against... angels? I mean, sure, I've seen Evenagalion. So let's see how bad this could get...



You know, it sort of looks interesting. I may hate myself for saying that and watching this, but hey, why not. Let's give it a shot.

A Nice Song For Summer

A Nice Song For Summer

Seems about right that this just fits in with chillaxing during the summer time.

Game of Mario Bros

Game of Mario Bros 

Well this is neat-o

A Very Doctor Who Wedding

A Very Doctor Who Wedding

I have a long list of places people shouldn't propose. At stadiums or pretty much any place that creates a situation where it embarrasses the girl to say no to the proposal. So I guess I'm not sure what to think about this one.




But hey, good for them, I guess. Until the divorce and the battle over who gets which sonic screwdriver goes to litigation.

Craig Fergusion - Oh How I'll Miss You

Craig Fergusion - Oh How I'll Miss You 

I'll just say it. I love the Late Late Show and with Craig stepping off the show at the end of the year, I'll be a lot sadder about late night programing. The man bucked the system of the standard talk show format and made an interview that was so damn entertaining.

Look how he made Russell Brand into someone who.. well, yeah. This interview was amazing.

Summer Blockbusters That Should Happen - Dora

Summer Blockbusters That Should Happen - Dora


I would buy a ticket to this bilingual adventure.

The Singing Salmon

The Singing Salmon 

Yes! Gravity Falls will soon be here.

Sometimes Even Cartoons Need To Grow Up

Sometimes Even Cartoons Need To Grow Up

That's all I'm saying.

Breaking Bad - 5000 Miles

Breaking Bad - 5000 Miles 

Well if this isn't all filled with Feels.

Professor X is a Dick

Professor X is a Dick



With Days of Future Past coming out this weekend... well, it's time to see Professor X be a huge dick.
























Yup, huge dick.