Showing posts with label Chrysler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chrysler. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

The Audacity Of Marketing

The Audacity Of Marketing

With Obama becoming President of our fine nation and bringing CHANGE, much like any shift from one President to another. Oh wait, this time the President is going to be a brotha, that's why we're all going crazy I guess. With the inauguration the day after MLK day, it's hard not to make the parallels between the two and realize how far we've come in not wanting to vote another old, senile, white guy President. But have we come far enough in the product placement?
Hennessy is unveiling a limited edition bottle 44 in honor of Obama becoming the 44th President..

“This collector-edition, individually numbered bottle will further cement Hennessy’s roots in the urban community, with a percentage of proceeds being donated to the Thurgood Marshall College Fund to help enable America’s next generation of leaders,”

I don't know about you folks, but I'm thinking of making some Cognac Mashed Potatoes with that shizzznet. Fo' Shizzle, My nizzle. Come Tuesday I'll be drizzled


Nothing shows you're more concerned about our nations health care other than getting a big ol' 750ml bottle of Hennessy.

Perhaps this is the best we can do in this economy. I mean, after all, Obama is doing his part in being a merchandise machine to stimulate the economy.I hear reports that just about every gas station in the D.C. area has shirts, buttons and other


Topical! Happy MLK day, folks.

But then there's those advertisements that just get to me. I mean, I know I make fun of the whole CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE all the time. Hell, the title of this post is all about that mocking tone. But then there's those that abuse these sorts of holidays for nothing more than profit. Chrysler for example. Can they die already? It's not like they haven't taken enough from the bail out but now they're really scumming it in their current ad campaign to get more cars sold.



That is one of the dumbest ads I've seen. Hell, no wonder they're so deep in debt and not making money. Did you see that ad? The car is driving on the wrong side of the road!

I suppose that I shouldn't complain. We are in a capitalistic society. No matter what Saks Fifth Ave wants to instill on you



I'm not even sure what this is suppose to be about. I mean, I dont even get what fairey's going for with the faux-soviet aesthetic combined with the blatantly materialistic slogan. I know Soviet propaganda style is becoming really popular in advertising, assumedly because it's long enough ago that no one takes it seriously.

In other words marxism is now "ironic"

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Batmobile Lost A Wheel....

Batmobile Lost A Wheel....

I know that during the Holiday season we're suppose to let the past be the past and have all be forgotten. Well, I guess that's more New Years. Either way, the winter solstice is for peace, love and understanding.. So I'm having a hard time understanding why Chrysler CEO's were so stupid in spending 100,000 on this ad in the Wall Street Journal



Way to go Chrysler, the tax payers money hard at work! HEY FUCKTARDS, THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NO MONEY!

Let's go over this again. Is spending $100,000 to remind people you got bailed out despite public opposition doesn't seem very smart, but they're professionals. I'm sure they know what they're doing. Here I was tempted to plop down cash for a 2009 Dodge Challenger... Not anymore!

Way to take a shit in our stockings Chrysler. How about you spend that 100,000 on new jobs or hiring a department to come up with a car that doesn't burn gas and cause larger congestion on the road. You know, something economical and fuel efficient. Is that too hard?

Up yours Chrysler.. I'd hope for your downfall but then again, it's only a matter of time before you go broke again.